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(Boston Globe)   Mom sees naked son on cover of Time   ( divider line
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36825 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2003 at 6:19 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-13 07:36:49 PM  
If you rented a pr0n film called "Yo Momma" and your mom was in it, what would you do? What would you do?

I'd start forwarding some of those Penis Enlargement spams to my dad.
2003-02-13 07:36:53 PM  
well it's not like his bits are showing. what's the big deal?
2003-02-13 07:42:57 PM  
What I'd like to know, what is their opinion of their readers if they feel the need to remind them who Vladamir Putin is...

Bostonian: Vladamir who? President of Where?i
2003-02-13 07:49:01 PM  
...Vladimir Putin (Russia's president) is probably looking at Skyler Reeves of Pinckney."

Catering to the ignorant.

On that note, this guy goes to my school.
2003-02-13 07:54:49 PM  
Why wouldn't he tell his family that he was going to be on the cover of Time? it's not like he didn't know that he was going to be on the cover. what kind of ass wouldn't tell his family about something like that? all of a sudden im going to be voted president of the united states and my mom will go, "What?!? my son became president?! i'm so surprised, i never knew!"
2003-02-13 08:05:37 PM  
Hi probably didn't know he was going to be on the cover, or that he was even working for Time.

There is a long weak line of communication between the model and the final customer.
2003-02-13 08:09:56 PM  
Wow! I love Vladamir Putin!
2003-02-13 08:12:44 PM  
When Gay men read time, kittens die.
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2003-02-13 08:13:22 PM  
"I Pooty Poot is in the john right now looking at my little boy" WOW FAME!
2003-02-13 08:25:27 PM  
Skyler? What the hell kind of a name is that? Momma must have lifted it from Days of Our Lives during pregnancy.
2003-02-13 08:32:09 PM  
Oh my gentle Jebus, what a pointless story.
2003-02-13 08:35:13 PM  
Time magazine is what happens when you give editors too much metamucil. Extremely regular steaming piles of feces.
2003-02-13 08:40:04 PM  
That Putin (president of Russia) is always looking at some boy's "Pinckney"...
2003-02-13 09:06:51 PM  
That cover is brought to you by The Christian Bible-Thumping Sexaphobic Assmonkies.

If the editor was a real man, he would have at least let the babe show her titties.

What kind of society do we live in, in which female sexuality is not only fround upon but down right scorned with extream hatred and is savagely oppressed? I say attitudes like that make christians no better than muslims who brutually execute their women for being raped.

This cover needs to be liberated.
2003-02-13 09:17:14 PM  
Could be worse; it could have been 'Swank'.
2003-02-13 09:39:34 PM  
Bored and nosey do a search & you'll hit some fugly ass guy's model sites or something!
Christ on a stick I guess I didn't realize how hot the guys were I was hokey pokeying.

/freaked out
2003-02-13 09:55:34 PM  
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things could have been much worse, he could have been naked on the cover of mad magazine
2003-02-13 10:16:30 PM  
I would be proud to be naked on the cover of mad magazine... Unfortunatly I look like one of the spys
2003-02-13 10:23:27 PM  
I'd be more embarassed about naming my son Skylar.
2003-02-13 10:51:14 PM  
Is "Skylar" the new "Cody"?
2003-02-13 11:11:17 PM  
02-13-03 08:32:09 PM Drmarcj
Oh my gentle Jebus, what a pointless story.

When articles are pointless, the comments are the best.

Btw, what has Putin to do with this anyway?
"Order Time Magazine Now! Vladimir Putin (Russia's president!!!) reads it too!"
2003-02-13 11:12:13 PM  
"Gonna buy five copies for my mother"

You're showing your age there, Possum. Great song, though. Love the guitar "solo".
2003-02-13 11:33:08 PM  
What a cutie!! He can get his DNA on me anytime! :-D
2003-02-14 01:01:08 AM  
Big deal. Yawn.
2003-02-14 07:52:44 AM  
When did press releases from aoltimewarnerturnergodco become Farkworthy?
2003-02-14 08:08:20 AM  
With a name like Skylar I am sure he fits in perfectly in happy hippy land, I mean Boulder. Ah yes, I remember my old college days at CU.....well, some of them.
2003-02-14 08:22:04 AM  
Skylar- That'd be a good name for a guinea pig.
2003-02-14 10:29:36 AM  
"and we keep gettin' richer but we can't get our picture on the cover of......."
2003-02-14 04:15:02 PM  
Other important news; someone else's son will be on the cover of next month's People. His mother will probably see it. I wore my old running shoes today because it's friday. Some people will drink beer tonight. Some won't. Hans Blix gave a report to the UN on weapons inspections in Iraq. You won't get nosebleeds so much if you keep your finger out of there. And finally, the value of the gravitational constant remains unchanged.
2003-02-14 04:57:56 PM  
This phrase caught my attention...

"It doesn't get much bigger...".
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