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(LBC 97.3)   Not news: Teen girl doesn't wear panties on school picture day. News: Picture of her hoo hoo ends up in yearbook. Fark: School officials tell her to "laugh it off," continue to distribute yearbooks   (wtsp.com) divider line 528
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2009-05-14 06:40:54 AM  
She's never heard of panty hose with built in underwear?
 
2009-05-14 06:45:59 AM  
It's so embarrassing that you had to talk about it on TV news.

And why hide your identity? All the people you know have seen your box now anyway, what does it matter if a stranger has?

Cue the lawsuit in 3...2...
 
2009-05-14 06:51:34 AM  
It's a shadow.
 
2009-05-14 06:58:21 AM  
This thread... useless... etc, etc.
 
2009-05-14 06:58:24 AM  
Isn't this the point where the over-eager prosecutor charges everybody who even touched a yearbook with distribution of child pornography?
 
2009-05-14 07:02:53 AM  
fuzzwell: It's a shadow.

Does that mean its 6 more weeks of winter or what?
 
2009-05-14 07:06:33 AM  
GoodCopBadCop: Isn't this the point where the over-eager prosecutor charges everybody who even touched a yearbook with distribution of child pornography?

The school administration certainly. You can probably only get the students on possession unless they've handed their yearbook to someone else to sign in which case it becomes distribution.

/sex offender list for life for everyone though. That should be a given
 
2009-05-14 07:13:34 AM  
It's a streetlight
 
2009-05-14 07:15:26 AM  
This:

"When I saw it, I kind of flipped out. I was like, 'Oh my God', but I think that she's probably like really horrified," said sophomore Caitlin Darden.

makes me all laughy.
 
2009-05-14 07:26:22 AM  
I like how the mom want all the yearbooks recalled and reprinted. I can see stickers or something over the area...maybe.

Or how about chalking this is a life lesson about wearing underpants with short skirts.
 
2009-05-14 07:31:32 AM  
I'm hoo-hoo for hoo-ha puffs!
 
2009-05-14 07:44:32 AM  
Gwendolyn: Or how about chalking this is a life lesson about wearing underpants with short skirts.

I hope there's always some girl somewhere who still makes that mistake. :P
 
2009-05-14 07:48:17 AM  
I don't particularly need to see the offending picture, but a headshot of the student in question would probably go a long way toward identifying whether she leans more toward the "naive doe lost in the woods" or "starving attention whore" camp.
 
2009-05-14 07:51:58 AM  
TTUW/OP
 
2009-05-14 07:55:47 AM  
Gwendolyn: Or how about chalking this is a life lesson about wearing underpants with short skirts.

That would be reasonable, so no.

"Is it a shadow, is it not a shadow? My whole thing is, it doesn't matter, the photo itself is damaging to a 16-year-old and should not have been published," said Jeanette.

She should have worn panties...
 
2009-05-14 07:56:35 AM  
GoodCopBadCop: Isn't this the point where the over-eager prosecutor charges everybody who even touched a yearbook with distribution of child pornography?

It's not just touching. Anyone who even thought of a high school girl's hoo-haa is subject to arrest. Turn yourself in now.
 
2009-05-14 08:01:00 AM  
"Mom wants the school to stop handing out the yearbooks, collect the ones that have gone out and reprint them without the photo."

Sheesh, lady. Why must the world re vulva round your daughter?
 
2009-05-14 08:07:53 AM  
GoodCopBadCop: Isn't this the point where the over-eager prosecutor charges everybody who even touched a yearbook with distribution of child pornography?

THIS
 
2009-05-14 08:08:31 AM  
The only solution is to clitigate.
 
2009-05-14 08:11:12 AM  
DslainteC: "Mom wants the school to stop handing out the yearbooks, collect the ones that have gone out and reprint them without the photo."

Sheesh, lady. Why must the world re vulva round your daughter?


The mom just wants the school to provide a respectable educational cervix that promotes a positive learning environment... clamboat.
 
2009-05-14 08:13:41 AM  
Damn...it was her hoohoo?
I thought it was a puppy with it's tongue hanging out.
 
2009-05-14 08:16:28 AM  
"When I saw it, I kind of flipped out. I was like, 'Oh my God', but I think that she's probably like really horrified," said sophomore Caitlin Darden.

*twitch* *twitch*
 
2009-05-14 08:18:16 AM  
I don't want any yearbooks out there that have this photo in it because it is going to follow her

Yeah ... about that. Too late!

/mom never heard of scanners and the internet?
//cue the over eager child porn prosecutor
 
2009-05-14 08:24:36 AM  
Gwendolyn: I like how the mom want all the yearbooks recalled and reprinted. I can see stickers or something over the area...maybe.

Or how about chalking this is a life lesson about wearing underpants with short skirts.


Yeah, but then there would be a brouhaha over seeing her panties in the picture.
 
2009-05-14 08:27:29 AM  
Who the hell wears a short skirt to picture day and doesn't wear panties??

Yeesh, in preschool we figured out that we should put them in long skirts or pants on that day.(short, they are. Front row every time.)
 
2009-05-14 08:28:45 AM  
Secret Agent X23: Gwendolyn: I like how the mom want all the yearbooks recalled and reprinted. I can see stickers or something over the area...maybe.

Or how about chalking this is a life lesson about wearing underpants with short skirts.

Yeah, but then there would be a brouhaha over seeing her panties in the picture.


Bike shorts. Actually, that's how the girls around here get past the anti-mini rule.
 
2009-05-14 08:29:04 AM  
"What should we do with the pic?"

"Go ahead and pudenda yearbook."
 
2009-05-14 08:31:39 AM  
GoodCopBadCop: Isn't this the point where the over-eager prosecutor charges everybody who even touched a yearbook with distribution of child pornography?

Came here to say this.
 
2009-05-14 08:40:46 AM  
If she didn't want a panty line could she not have worn a thong?

Oh well, fark her. Just starting her porn career early.
 
2009-05-14 08:41:04 AM  
I kunt understand twat the problem is. it is bush league for those pussies to keep the photo in, they should think out of the box.
 
2009-05-14 08:42:21 AM  
Imagine the gash to this poor girl's self esteem.
 
2009-05-14 08:46:21 AM  
NikolaiFarkoff: "What should we do with the pic?"

"Go ahead and pudenda yearbook."


Urethring.
 
2009-05-14 08:54:22 AM  
Can't see what she's so freaked out about. I'd be willing to bet that a 16 year old girl who goes to school commando has had her biffer viewed by more than one of the student body already.
 
2009-05-14 08:57:02 AM  
Dancin_In_Anson: Can't see what she's so freaked out about. I'd be willing to bet that a 16 year old girl who goes to school commando has had her biffer viewed by more than one of the student body already.

Because now her Daddy knows his Little Princess is a slut, and that bothers her.
 
2009-05-14 09:21:37 AM  
If people tend to think it is a shadow, why not just stick with that story? Insist that you had undies on, and just shut up. Plausible deniability. No, instead they complain in the media, and now everybody knows for sure where the echo was coming from that day.
 
2009-05-14 09:27:59 AM  
What a maroon.

There's no way my mom would have done any of this. As the offending image is just a shadow, I would have gotten a glare, and a long lecture about wearing pantyhose, reaping what one sows, why don't I ever think about what I'm doing, and the value of crossing one's legs/ankles in a skirt.
 
2009-05-14 09:30:25 AM  
MacG: If people tend to think it is a shadow, why not just stick with that story? Insist that you had undies on, and just shut up. Plausible deniability. No, instead they complain in the media, and now everybody knows for sure where the echo was coming from that day.

Yep, and now people across the world know.

And you know the pic is gonna get scanned, cause it's just a shadow.
 
2009-05-14 09:30:49 AM  
MacG: If people tend to think it is a shadow, why not just stick with that story? Insist that you had undies on, and just shut up. Plausible deniability. No, instead they complain in the media, and now everybody knows for sure where the echo was coming from that day.

Yup now you got geeks with magnifying glasses who probably wouldn't have noticed it in the first place.
 
2009-05-14 09:31:54 AM  
At my high school we do two senior class pictures, one where everyone's just sitting there, and another where people can pose how they want. My wife's class had a group of kids who, for the "funny" picture, wore shirts that spelled out "Dees Nuts." The teachers, once they found out what that meant, spent an in-service day drawing capes on the guys in the photo, in every yearbook, with permanent marker.

So why can't they do that in this case?
 
2009-05-14 09:33:27 AM  
MacG: If people tend to think it is a shadow, why not just stick with that story?

Because the photographer has the original, and it's probably pretty apparent it's kiddie porn.
 
2009-05-14 09:36:40 AM  
The Icelander: At my high school we do two senior class pictures, one where everyone's just sitting there, and another where people can pose how they want. My wife's class had a group of kids who, for the "funny" picture, wore shirts that spelled out "Dees Nuts." The teachers, once they found out what that meant, spent an in-service day drawing capes on the guys in the photo, in every yearbook, with permanent marker.

So why can't they do that in this case?


Draw a cape on her? Well, I don't know what that would solve, but if my yearbook had a superhero flashing her cha I would think it was the greatest yearbook ever.
 
2009-05-14 09:41:17 AM  
i586.photobucket.com

What the revealing photo might look like.
 
2009-05-14 09:41:19 AM  
namegoeshere: Because now her Daddy knows his Little Princess is a slut, and that bothers her.

No mention of Daddy in the article. Anyone want to bet that he is nowhere to be found?
 
2009-05-14 09:44:29 AM  
There's only one reasonable solution to this epidemic of young ladies being photographed wearing no panties. High schools need to setup panty screening stations at the school entrance where volunteers can check to ensure that all of the girls are properly covered.

I'm available for the first shift tomorrow morning.
 
2009-05-14 09:46:21 AM  
I_C_Weener: What the revealing photo might look like.

You forgot to turn it sideways.
 
2009-05-14 09:46:44 AM  
Plus they're gonna have to steam-clean those bleachers.

Selfish, selfish girl.
 
2009-05-14 09:50:18 AM  
I predict this thread to be the biggest one of May.
 
2009-05-14 09:50:48 AM  
To see some revealing photos of girls in bikini's, click here.

Stay classy, Tampa 10.
 
2009-05-14 09:53:02 AM  
I_C_Weener: What the revealing photo might look like.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-05-14 09:55:38 AM  
Dancin_In_Anson: No mention of Daddy in the article. Anyone want to bet that he is nowhere to be found?

Exactly.
 
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