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(Stuff.co.nz)   Offering police a joint probably not the best way to avoid arrest during a drugs raid   (stuff.co.nz ) divider line
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2009-05-13 05:51:38 PM  
Why not? They're just going to smoke it anyway.
 
2009-05-13 05:52:54 PM  

Fark Sidious: Why not? They're just going to smoke it anyway.


Yeah, I'm not seeing how it's gonna make things any worse here.
 
2009-05-13 05:53:19 PM  
Here's a hint - you're not going to avoid arrest during a drug raid. Even if they have to plant it. So you might as well be courteous..
 
2009-05-13 05:53:23 PM  
I can see two sides to this. The one side says that this is the illegal act and it might not be good and get you in trouble. The other side says if you going down you might as well go down with some fun. If I were the judge of this I would give the person freedom for making this funny joke during a serious time. This is someone who says I can see the bad side but I can also see the good side and will have some fun.
 
2009-05-13 05:53:46 PM  
Meh, you might be surprised.
 
2009-05-13 05:55:03 PM  
i162.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2009-05-13 05:55:28 PM  
Probably the best choice for diminishing the pressure of the knee into your kidney.
 
2009-05-13 05:56:49 PM  
Dopers are polite.
 
2009-05-13 05:57:56 PM  

Fark Sidious: Why not? They're just going to smoke it anyway.


No, they're gonna sell it. But they're gonna put some grass mixed in there for bulk.

/Cop weed
//Worse than mexican brick weed
///Mix the two and you've got a horrible experience
////Or so I've heard
 
2009-05-13 06:00:43 PM  
What a lowlife. He should have offered him a puff off the Vaporizer instead. No wonder they took him to jail.
 
2009-05-13 06:04:05 PM  
Another thread for my pot smoking pussy!

i257.photobucket.com

cat
 
2009-05-13 06:09:20 PM  
A suspected member of an alleged multimillion-dollar cannabis-dealing ring invited police to have a joint when arrested, a court has heard.

So what's that, like 3/8s of an ounce?
 
2009-05-13 06:12:40 PM  
Another great use of our tax dollars, lets take these "dangerous" criminals to jail and buy them food and pay their rent for them, I wish "we the people" got more of a say about where our tax dollars are spent.

I no longer want to foot the bill to imprison people for growing, selling, or possessing weed. If they didn't sell it to a minor then we shouldn't be paying their room and board, let em go.
 
2009-05-13 06:12:58 PM  
I think they just rip the whole plant out of the ground and throw it on a scale, "yep that's a million dollars worth right there."
 
2009-05-13 06:14:38 PM  
Wait this happened in New Zealand, um why do I care?
 
2009-05-13 06:22:11 PM  

tedbundee: A suspected member of an alleged multimillion-dollar cannabis-dealing ring invited police to have a joint when arrested, a court has heard.

So what's that, like 3/8s of an ounce?


It's New Zealand "dollars" so it's more like a couple bowls.
 
2009-05-13 06:39:49 PM  

tbyte: tedbundee: A suspected member of an alleged multimillion-dollar cannabis-dealing ring invited police to have a joint when arrested, a court has heard.

So what's that, like 3/8s of an ounce?

It's New Zealand "dollars" so it's more like a couple bowls.


You obviously haven't smoked with my friends. 3/8ths = a couple bowls.
 
2009-05-13 06:45:26 PM  
Came her for Floyd.

/satisfied
 
2009-05-13 06:45:41 PM  

playdate: Another thread for my pot smoking pussy!

cat


Good kitty!
 
2009-05-13 06:50:29 PM  
This just goes to show the dangerous criminals that we, and by we I mean the 'civilized world' makes pot illegal, are locking up.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-05-13 07:05:52 PM  
Here's a hint - you're not going to avoid arrest during a drug raid.

Good point. If they stop you on the sidewalk they might be looking to score. If they plan a raid they are looking for a little bondage.
 
2009-05-13 07:12:53 PM  
well, that's just like your opinion, man.
 
2009-05-13 07:53:18 PM  
I read that as joint probability. I think I'll go kill myself now..
 
2009-05-13 10:28:24 PM  
tricky gnosis, I believe you have some reading to do.

Somaticasual: Here's a hint - you're not going to avoid arrest during a drug raid. Even if they have to plant it. So you might as well be courteous..


I think if cops busted in on me while I was smoking a joint, I'd feel obligated to offer them some. Of course, now that I actually think about it, I wouldn't want them to construe that as offering a bribe.

Solution? Eat the joint. I'd want to finish it, and they probably wouldn't let me smoke it... damnit, obstruction.

/Apparently I need to stop thinking while I post.
 
2009-05-13 11:14:43 PM  

OniNeko: tricky gnosis, I believe you have some reading to do.

Somaticasual: Here's a hint - you're not going to avoid arrest during a drug raid. Even if they have to plant it. So you might as well be courteous..

I think if cops busted in on me while I was smoking a joint, I'd feel obligated to offer them some. Of course, now that I actually think about it, I wouldn't want them to construe that as offering a bribe.

Solution? Eat the joint. I'd want to finish it, and they probably wouldn't let me smoke it... damnit, obstruction.

/Apparently I need to stop thinking while I post.


Hmm. I'm going to roll some of this here tobacco into a cigarette and see how much of it I can smoke in one drag. Need to pick up more tobacco pretty soon anyway...
 
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