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2003-02-13 02:42:30 AM  
There goes her 15 minutes...
2003-02-13 06:55:46 AM  
I'd like 15 minutes with that
2003-02-13 06:57:50 AM  
Absurd that this got posted. She isn't bad though, linked site sucks.
2003-02-13 06:59:32 AM  
i think it's neat. It's good to see these kids contributing to society.
2003-02-13 07:00:56 AM  
I'd hit it...

with some Windex on that HUGE forehead..
2003-02-13 07:04:11 AM  
damn popups and unders. My goggles do nothing.
2003-02-13 07:09:21 AM  
fayup fayup fayup fayup fayup fayup fayup
2003-02-13 07:10:24 AM  
1 question...
Why in the hell are the people in the pictures getting autographs from here? She's just some poster jockey. Idiots
2003-02-13 07:15:36 AM  
zzzzz......zzzzzz.....zzzzzzz............amazing how disinterseting I found that whole site to be...zzzz....zzzzzz
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2003-02-13 07:15:51 AM  
Not bad, but I'm not going to change my name to Dick for her.
2003-02-13 07:16:26 AM  
Oddly enough, NOT labeled [image from too old to be available].
2003-02-13 07:16:49 AM  
She appears to have some nice little funbags.
2003-02-13 07:17:32 AM  
I'd dick her.
2003-02-13 07:19:26 AM  
how could any good fan of the university of kentuck like duke vitale????
2003-02-13 07:24:53 AM  
If you check in the "Bob and Tom" part of the site, they have a CAMELTOE museum .....

2003-02-13 07:29:43 AM  
Yeah, they all love Dick until you marry them.... then they forget that Dick even exists.
2003-02-13 07:37:18 AM  

Raise your standards a litle boys
2003-02-13 07:38:59 AM  

or is it you're just fussy?

the girl is perfectly cute. she will make some guy either very happy or very miserable. since women dont have their personalities taped to their foreheads i cant say.

"you don't marry a piece of ass and you don't fark a personality."

that is all.

2003-02-13 07:41:20 AM  
Isn't carrying a sign saying I Love Dick inidicative of her personality though?

20 years later, "Any cheating will not be tolerated especially if it is with my whore of a wife."
2003-02-13 07:42:14 AM  
02-13-03 07:37:18 AM Dbunn

Raise your standards a litle boys

A little over critical, dont you think? Let's see a picture of your sexy-ass.
2003-02-13 07:46:45 AM  
yeah ... but i'm just gonna say... she's very ordinary looking.. yay but she loves dick right?
2003-02-13 07:50:13 AM  
Just another sign of the coming apocalypse....
2003-02-13 07:51:36 AM  
Dbunn, where is that quote from?
2003-02-13 07:51:37 AM  
MAYBE, just maybe she has a sense of humor... I'd fark her and her eight head.
2003-02-13 07:52:12 AM  
I'd hit it like a...[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-13 07:52:40 AM  
Can somebody explain this to me or is it simply "kentucky girls love Dick"?
2003-02-13 07:52:42 AM  
Billy Madison
2003-02-13 07:56:57 AM  
ugh, Dick Vitale gets on my nerves.

I think he's partial to Duke....

Duke sucks.
2003-02-13 07:57:12 AM  
Um, is she special for some reason other than coming up with an unoriginal sign? I'm confused, but that just could be from all the stuff I'm taking to keep me awake so I can study for my two exams today.
2003-02-13 07:58:32 AM  

2003-02-13 08:02:37 AM  
Yeah, I'd hit it...probably.
2003-02-13 08:07:50 AM  
The pictures suck big time, fully clothed and all, but I will still hit it, would even leave a bus transfer on the counter for her in the morning.
2003-02-13 08:14:04 AM  
Props to dogbone...
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Rat [TotalFark]
2003-02-13 08:17:12 AM  
um, thems ain't cameltoes my friend...

thems moose-knuckles

/oh, and I'd hit it once just for bragging rights
2003-02-13 08:17:32 AM  
I'd hit it
2003-02-13 08:20:12 AM  
Do Kentucky girls only like Kentucky dick??

Cause I'm in Ohio....

BTW, I'd hit it.
2003-02-13 08:23:24 AM  
There is no bigger beating in life than tuning into a BB game you really want to watch and Dick Vitale is the color man.
2003-02-13 08:24:06 AM  

I like the was she holds that mic...

[image from too old to be available]

2003-02-13 08:24:59 AM  
sorry, got excited...

was = way.

2003-02-13 08:28:17 AM  
2-13-03 07:38:59 AM Stpickrell
"you don't marry a piece of ass and you don't fark a personality."

gotta be one of the most intelligent quotes i have ever heard in a fark forum

ps ild hit it till it fell off then sew it back on and it some more....i bet that peace is mint
2003-02-13 08:30:35 AM  
02-13-03 07:42:14 AM Phxtony
02-13-03 07:37:18 AM Dbunn

Raise your standards a litle boys

A little over critical, dont you think? Let's see a picture of your sexy-ass.

Still waiting for that picture, stud...
2003-02-13 08:31:34 AM  
02-13-03 08:24:59 AM JOHNDX
sorry, got excited...

was = way.


Right below the mushroom... perfect positioning. :)
2003-02-13 08:36:16 AM  
Oh come on, she's attractive in a "If she was on a 'Girls Gone Wild' tape I wouldn't fast forward right away" way.

Plus, she's clever enough to realize that the name "Dick" can be used in a double-entendre kind of way.

Whole package, baby.
2003-02-13 08:37:25 AM  
Phxtony: Why do you want my picture there hot stuff?
2003-02-13 08:38:54 AM  
02-13-03 08:37:25 AM Dbunn
Phxtony: Why do you want my picture there hot stuff?

Well, someone so overly critical of this girl (who I personally think is cute) must be so sexy thar he must be ready to be on the next "Bachelor" show.
2003-02-13 08:40:10 AM  
Opinions need pictures and justification? Where is Stalin?
2003-02-13 08:41:06 AM  
.02-13-03 08:40:10 AM Dbunn
Opinions need pictures and justification? Where is Stalin?

Just the dumbass ones.
2003-02-13 08:43:03 AM  
Dick Vitale is one of the main reasons I have to keep games on mute. What's worse is other announcers are beginning emulate him.
2003-02-13 08:43:29 AM  
She's ugly, get over it. She could probably do better than you too, get over that as well.
2003-02-13 08:43:55 AM  
OK, just to get it out of the way...
[image from too old to be available]
Would I bite her back? YESSSSS!

[image from too old to be available]
"If she's in to role playing, I'd make her a 'diaper dandy' babyyyyy!"
2003-02-13 08:44:28 AM  
I'd hit it, then dribble all over it!
2003-02-13 08:46:48 AM  
Right below the mushroom... perfect positioning. :)

Umm...not quite, in her mouth would be much better.

She wants me, I can tell. *laf*

Dbunn I don't think she's ugly at all. Nice boobies too. :)
2003-02-13 08:49:40 AM  
02-13-03 08:43:29 AM Dbunn
She's ugly, get over it. She could probably do better than you too, get over that as well.

...yep, you're just about as I assumed. Mouth.
2003-02-13 08:51:02 AM  
I'd bet she loves beaver just as much.

Oh~I have no facts to back up this allegation...

/just a passing fancy
2003-02-13 08:52:11 AM  
I like Dickie V. He only gets annoying I think when a game is really good, and he's totally fixated on one player- distracting. When a game sucks or it's out of hand, the vast amounts of knowledge he has on like the ninth guy down the bench are actually a good distraction.
2003-02-13 08:59:41 AM  
Sometimes I like Vitale's enthusiasm for the college game, but once he goes into hyperactive fawning, it gets a little tiresome.
2003-02-13 09:00:33 AM  
Oh, I get it....
2003-02-13 09:17:33 AM  
In Kentucky, she's considered hot because she looks like she has all her teeth! :)
2003-02-13 09:19:27 AM  
wow. 2 moronic radio station posts in one day.

fark...slipping...into the muck...someone...please....throw us a line
2003-02-13 09:26:45 AM  
She loves twinkies, too. Check out those jowels.
2003-02-13 09:27:21 AM  
ps ild hit it till it fell off then sew it back on and it some more....i bet that peace is mint

damn, almost a good line... until you farking forgot how to spell.
2003-02-13 09:30:55 AM  
Two more girls who like Dick.....​grefurl=​ica%2Ble winski%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8%26sa%3​DG
2003-02-13 09:34:56 AM  
Hot? Not in the pumped with silicone, dancing around a brass pole sense.

But she is awfully cute, thye kind of cuteness that you know is going to keep her looking younger than she really is for years to come.

2003-02-13 09:35:25 AM  
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2003-02-13 09:35:30 AM  
2003-02-13 09:38:23 AM  
I actually know this girl. She likes hot peppers stuffed up her ass.
2003-02-13 09:44:02 AM  
I know her too, and yes, she loves hot peppers stuffed up her ass.
2003-02-13 09:47:02 AM  
i dont know whats scary taht you all know her or she likes hot peppers up her ass... i am assuming that would burn.. get some bewebee pics from her
2003-02-13 09:52:27 AM  
Oh, I get it. "Dick" is a guy's name and also a vulgarism for the male member.

Now THAT'S comedy!!!!

2003-02-13 09:57:12 AM  
I'm confused. Is this some sort of ploy to get me to NOT consider signing up for TotalFark? If this is the shiate that makes it to Fark, God only knows what kinda shiate makes it to TF.
2003-02-13 09:58:34 AM  
Who's Dick Vitale?

--some female
2003-02-13 10:01:32 AM  
I don't see what the big deal is. She's got a really cute face. I'd strike up a convo with her if she were at a bar/club.
2003-02-13 10:01:48 AM  
02-13-03 09:27:21 AM Stebain
ps ild hit it till it fell off then sew it back on and it some more....i bet that peace is mint

damn, almost a good line... until you farking forgot how to spell.

wow im a farking idiot that i didnt even notice it after i read it again.....ok im gonna turn my brain back yeah...
2003-02-13 10:03:14 AM  
Cryinoutloud Dick Vitale is a college basketball announcer for ABC and ESPN. He is extremely excitable and often bellows out catch phrases such as "That's a dipsy-doo dunkeroo, babyyyyy!" His knowledge of coaches' and players' individual histories is really staggering.

Most people really like him, but his style annoys a fair share too.
2003-02-13 10:04:29 AM  
what the hell is the story behind all of this now ensued hilarity?
2003-02-13 10:05:37 AM  
i got an email from a guy here on campus (UK) who said he had a bit o' action w/ her... but that's just what i heard.
2003-02-13 10:05:37 AM  
Also, he is the guy on the bottom of my post with pics. He calls freshmen "diaper dandies," which is what makes my post quite hilarious.
2003-02-13 10:08:21 AM  
Speaking of "diaper dandies", how many pairs of underwear is the guy to the left of her wearing in TomCruiseHasOneFrontTooth's 02-13-03 09:28:50 AM post?
2003-02-13 10:10:27 AM  
Isnt she in a pr0n? i coulda sworn i saw her tossing a couple guys salads before.
2003-02-13 10:23:58 AM  
Woweee wow wow. That's crazy and wacky all rolled into one fun package. Geez louise that's out of this world. What a play on someone's name.

15 minutes of fame? Nah, more like 15 seconds and she looks like a loser. I can imagine her father seeing his baby girl on TV with that sign.

2003-02-13 10:30:04 AM  
Wouldn't hit it.
2003-02-13 10:35:59 AM  
and the point of this post is?

biatch needs a smack whoop-upside-the head
2003-02-13 10:36:25 AM  
Anyone who wouldn't hit it must be into the hairy transsexual lumberjack section of the video store. Cute? Yes. Silly? Yes. Lame and attention-needy? Yes. Ready for Mr. Jimmy in yon orifices? Abso-farkin-lutely. Hit it, hit myself, hit it again, hit yo mamma, hit you, then hit it again.
2003-02-13 10:37:48 AM  
I'm glad she loves it, but she misspelled "vitally".

Anyway I think she's cute.
2003-02-13 10:38:46 AM  
BoneStorm: how many years were you in prison?
2003-02-13 10:44:27 AM  
Only that ubiquitous prison of the mind called a long day's work.
2003-02-13 10:44:43 AM  

I would definitely hit it. Then I would wipe it on her fivehead. I find her and lame (atrtributed to her youth), but that wouldn't preclude me from making sweet love to her.
2003-02-13 10:47:06 AM  
Speaking of Boobies,

There was an excellent Boobie Submittal yesterday where guys voted on the best boobie sites... I can't find it now. I wanted to make a short cut file for quick access to what the web could offer... did this article get pulled ?
2003-02-13 10:48:00 AM  
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2003-02-13 10:48:04 AM  
Squidloe: that's a relief, we thought you were a farkin homo.
2003-02-13 10:50:46 AM  
The pic here on the thread makes her look sweet. Not so much the pix in the link. I'd still hit it though. Been married ten years. Do the math....
2003-02-13 10:51:28 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-13 10:52:05 AM  
Squid: The five-head just makes for more grip. Only rotting parts or a shotgun poppa should preclude sweet love in any case.
2003-02-13 10:53:15 AM  

Exactly why I clarified my post. I would be mortified if Farkers thought I was a homo.
2003-02-13 10:59:02 AM  

Yep...I too, thought that was The.Best.Thread.Ever
I'm guessing it was pulled because of too many pr0n portals posted in it. I dunno.

I'm quite sure there is a Kentucky girl somewhere in there who likes Dick :)
2003-02-13 11:05:51 AM  
In Russia the Dicks like Kentucky girl!
2003-02-13 11:07:52 AM  
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2003-02-13 11:11:08 AM  
I don't get it.
2003-02-13 11:16:01 AM  
don't get what?
2003-02-13 11:18:21 AM  
2003-02-13 11:19:14 AM  
2003-02-13 11:19:25 AM  
thanks for asking who dick is Cryinoutloud! i didn't know either!
2003-02-13 11:19:27 AM  

Camel toe museum. I love it!
2003-02-13 11:20:55 AM  
I don't get it.

Oh c'mon Kylie, you know that Farkers would be lined up around the block to give it to you.

2003-02-13 11:22:07 AM  
So, that's who Emmylou was singing about?

[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-13 11:23:26 AM  
Drew's a Kentucky girl, what does she think?
2003-02-13 11:23:28 AM  
Ummm....nope. My job only :)
2003-02-13 11:25:03 AM  
Oooooooh now I get IT! Thanks 3horn!

2003-02-13 11:30:40 AM  
Chezwik: Condit reference

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I laughed so hard a little pee came out.
2003-02-13 11:40:25 AM  
looks like she loves dougnuts and cheeseburgers too...
2003-02-13 11:41:52 AM  
Your stepsister is hotter, 3Horn
2003-02-13 11:46:18 AM  
Chezwik, that's the best one of the I'd hit it PS's I've ever seen. Good job.
2003-02-13 11:46:23 AM  
I'd bukkake it.
2003-02-13 11:51:23 AM  
Chezwik: Aw, jees, Wade? It's Gary. I have terrible news-

Wade, it's Gary. It's about Chandra. You see-

Wade? Chandra's gone! I-




Uh, yes, Wade Gustafson, please.
2003-02-13 11:52:29 AM  
A bit suggestive, wouldn't you say?
[image from too old to be available]
Oh, and I'd hit it.
2003-02-13 11:57:26 AM  
**********A Dick by anyother name***********
Gemme da beer goggles and stand back while I HIT IT with a
2003-02-13 12:00:35 PM  
The funniest part is what the girl says on He had a link to a pic of her holding the photoshopped banner (the word 'vitale' is removed). She said she was sick of it and wanted him to take it down. Then driving home last night I hear that the local radio station is giving her more fame from the poster that she is 'sick' of.

So, is she sick of it or not? If so, quit promoting it...otherwise quit yer biatchin'...
2003-02-13 12:01:15 PM  
Perhaps, she stayed at this resort.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-13 12:06:30 PM  
Did the original sign she had at the game not have the word "Vitale" in it? Or was that an edited image I saw in another comments thread?
2003-02-13 12:11:23 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-13 12:13:15 PM  
She looks like Marla Sokoloff's twin.

[image from too old to be available]

I'd hit it.
2003-02-13 12:18:16 PM  
Aww, Kylie, what happened to the cute meditating-flasher-chick animated .GIF in your bio?

Not that there's anything wrong with your current bio pic,'s just...well...y'know...the cartoon showed more skin.
2003-02-13 12:27:06 PM  
Canes98...yeah...the original sign had 'Vitale' in small letters. The pics w/o 'Vitale' were photoshopped. Either way, the message is the same...the innuendo is still there. She just got a bit ticked that everyone got the joke I guess.

It was creative...she should just be proud.
2003-02-13 12:40:06 PM  
First a misuse of the boobies tag and now no boobies tag. What's wrong with you people? BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES!!!

Oh, yeah, I'd hit it.

2003-02-13 12:49:15 PM  
Jeeze.. whats the beef about her, guys? Anybody's had worse and enjoyed it anyway...
She DOES seem to have the grip, and her own KY
2003-02-13 12:57:09 PM  
CanadianClub - I think I know the one your talking about...
2003-02-13 01:00:53 PM  
Terry Meiners is an asshat. You can't believe anything he says.
2003-02-13 01:01:57 PM  
I believe I would have to consent to hitting it and then hitting it again.
2003-02-13 01:03:36 PM  
Awww daddy's little angel, I'm sure he's proud.
2003-02-13 01:39:07 PM  
More Pics? Where were the first pics? Did I miss them?
2003-02-13 02:19:02 PM  
I wouldn't mind bouncing my nut-sack

off her chin a few times...
2003-02-13 02:23:42 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

She doesn't like Dick.
2003-02-13 02:49:21 PM  
I'd hit it.
2003-02-13 02:49:23 PM  
I'd hit it.
[image from too old to be available]
2003-02-13 02:59:04 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I definitrey hit it too!
2003-02-13 03:10:55 PM  
I would

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2003-02-13 03:26:48 PM  
sad news today as elena likhovtseva defeated the loverly iroda tulyaganova 6-1, 6-4, eliminating her from the qatar open.

not sure what's next.

2003-02-13 03:39:06 PM  
Shucks, thought y'all was talkin' about me for a second there.
2003-02-13 05:51:23 PM  
Cataholic sez: "Terry Meiners is an asshat. You can't believe anything he says".

That is soo true. I used to listen to him and Ron Clay (RIP)way back when he was ALMOST cool. Now he does that afternoon AM show which is gayer then a Richard Simmons fanny pack!

I can't believe Lennon got shot and he still walks the earth!

/Rants done!!
2003-02-13 06:21:13 PM  
I'll hit her and her sister below
2003-02-13 07:51:43 PM  
2003-02-13 08:05:48 PM  
is it just me, or is this pic begging to be PS'd?
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2003-02-13 08:07:41 PM  
2003-02-13 08:09:53 PM  
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2003-02-13 08:16:44 PM  
Damn Right!
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2003-02-13 11:44:03 PM  
What's her name? SOMEONE TELL ME!
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