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(Some Guy)   Scottish golfer Paul Lawrie jokingly complains about his club's golf course. Do they A) fix it up B) tell him to STFU or C) kick him out because he hurt the groundskeeper's feelings? Carl Spackler would be proud   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line 16
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2009-05-13 02:04:04 AM
"Mr Harper who graduated from the prestigious Gleneagles School of greenkeeping, is renowned as one of Scotland's top course caretakers."

In just 9 months you too can get a lawn technicians job at Gleneagles!

Just 9 months?

Wow!

~ J
 
2009-05-13 02:48:47 AM
Wow, what a bunch of Scottish pieces of crap.

The golf course and inbred greenskeeper, not the golfer. Hell, even if he said "these greens suck," that's no reason to take such drastic action.

It is nice to see that all cultures have their petty individuals.
 
2009-05-13 08:20:50 AM
1500 a year is nothing. You get what you pay for, I guess
 
2009-05-13 10:15:30 AM
Most unlikely major winner ever.
 
2009-05-13 10:45:22 AM
Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Carl: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
Carl: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!

First thing I thought of.
 
2009-05-13 11:49:08 AM
The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of greenskeepers.
 
2009-05-13 11:49:53 AM
not the most unlikely major winner ever... There have been quite a few crazy major winners! and seriously, you're gonna kick out an open winner??? that guy gets no respect!
 
2009-05-13 12:14:29 PM
Skinny23: not the most unlikely major winner ever... There have been quite a few crazy major winners!!

True, but he was ten back going into the final round with something like 15 guys between he and the leader, and something like 7 back with five guys to pass going into the back 9 on Sunday.
 
2009-05-13 12:28:17 PM
Most unlikely major winner ever.

Wouldn't have happened if Van De Velde didn't do his damndest to perpetuate an ethnic stereotype on a golf course.
 
2009-05-13 02:51:47 PM
They invented the game, you know. Only they call it gaaaaaaaaaahf.
 
2009-05-13 03:07:34 PM
Tyrone Biggums: Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Carl: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
Carl: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!

First thing I thought of.


Me too...
 
2009-05-13 03:59:14 PM
Other countries have way better slangs and cut-downs than us Americans... look at this one from the comments section - fried gold I tell ya

Oh so arrogant, and seems to have his head jammed up his own jaxxy!

Jaxxy... awesome.
 
2009-05-13 07:32:13 PM
AT 1500 a year it must be a 9 hole par 3. Most private clubs around where I live have a 40 to 50 thousand initial entry fee and 5000 or so a year maintainance fee. Plus you still have to pay $100 for a round off golf.
 
2009-05-13 07:33:02 PM
off = of oops whatever.
 
2009-05-14 01:43:40 PM
$40,000 and $5,000 a year? Thank goodness I grew up in South Carolina. (Most golf courses per capita.)
 
2009-05-14 01:59:01 PM
Idealist1984: $40,000 and $5,000 a year? Thank goodness I grew up in South Carolina. (Most golf courses per capita.)

That's in Michigan dollars, so it's like $4.50 a round anywhere else.
 
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