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Whamdangler		2009-05-12 06:34:00 PM

...also, "field of hay"

thomps		2009-05-12 06:44:42 PM

also "unshorn sheep"

flucto		2009-05-12 06:48:33 PM

also "Chris Hanson"

Mobkey		2009-05-12 07:13:10 PM

flucto: also "Chris Hanson"

... she's 20

flucto		2009-05-12 07:14:26 PM

Mobkey: ... she's 20

Wasn't she only 17 when she posed for "that" picture?

DeCypher44		2009-05-12 07:15:31 PM

Funny. I'm ALSO open to Vanessa Hudgens performing nude in films.

festus		2009-05-12 07:22:54 PM

Closed hand, extremely irked deity ...

dj_bigbird		2009-05-12 07:31:17 PM

This is relevant to my interests.

Mobkey		2009-05-12 08:48:52 PM

flucto: Mobkey: ... she's 20

Wasn't she only 17 when she posed for "that" picture?

Maybe, but if you say "Chris Hanson" you might make me feel bad for having those pictures on my computer somewhere.

dahmers love zombie		2009-05-13 12:25:05 AM

Whamdangler: ...also, "field of hay"

thomps: also "unshorn sheep"

You people. It was trimmed pretty darn close. It just wasn't shaved anywhere. I'd think it was maybe 1/4 inch worth of pubes. Barely more'n stubble.

Um, not that I studied it that closely. Or even saw it, if she was only 17. Nope. I don't even own a seat over there.

StabbyMcRunFast		2009-05-13 02:19:22 AM

"Welcome back. We saved you a seat... it's right over there."
img381.imageshack.us

steelpeg		2009-05-13 02:43:04 AM

dahmers love zombie: maybe 1/4 inch worth of pubs

I'd drink there...

wpmulligan		2009-05-13 05:54:40 AM

Taint gonna happen!

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude		2009-05-13 05:55:48 AM

Well we've already seen a full frontal nude shot of her, so what exactly would this offer any film?

tumy4me		2009-05-13 06:12:39 AM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Well we've already seen a full frontal nude shot of her, so what exactly would this offer any film?

Penetration?

NCP69		2009-05-13 06:20:24 AM

i guess ill start....fapfapfapfapfap
17 year old pics....FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude		2009-05-13 06:25:39 AM

NCP69: i guess ill start....fapfapfapfapfap
17 year old pics....FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!

Interesting correlation. If someone posts pics of her at 12 years old will your head explode ala scanners?

/insert head exploding dirty joke

LonMead		2009-05-13 06:29:57 AM

flucto: Mobkey: ... she's 20

Wasn't she only 17 when she posed for "that" picture?

No, she was 18... coupla months past (cue that "too old" pedobear)

images.paraorkut.com

Zac is a dip.

/got my clippers
//I'm goin' in
///cover me!

OtherLittleGuy		2009-05-13 07:33:38 AM

And Subby is the first to cue the Darth Vader "NOOOOOOOO" pic when favorite actresses decide they won't do any more nude scenes.

/out of the bunk, Subby

kiefermr		2009-05-13 07:48:21 AM

TheGreatZarquon: What I thought of:

Ummm... NSFW? Methinks there's a nip there.

Another Government Employee		2009-05-13 08:16:27 AM

Clothed or not, she is a good looking girl.

I'd nail it.

canadianloon		2009-05-13 08:21:16 AM

I would like to know where to find these nude pics you speak of.

/doing research
//on pubes

Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee		2009-05-13 08:26:07 AM

I would hit it so hard the room would smell like a burning shoe.

nopokerface		2009-05-13 08:30:45 AM

Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: I would hit it so hard the room would smell like a burning shoe.

Not sure why, but that shiat was funny.

Balrog1		2009-05-13 08:36:01 AM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Well we've already seen a full frontal nude shot of her, so what exactly would this offer any film?

Two word: High Definition

sheep_shagger		2009-05-13 09:07:29 AM

thomps: also "unshorn sheep"

The ovine community frowns on your shenanigans.
www.stonemeadowicelandicsheep.com

Wrong_Intentions		2009-05-13 09:14:10 AM

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Well we've already seen a full frontal nude shot of her, so what exactly would this offer any film?

Her thinking it's "art" and having delusions of an Oscar.

zappaisfrank		2009-05-13 09:14:52 AM

Why is a little fur on a cooch such an awful thing?

I will never understand the younger generation's fear of crotch fur.

Marla Singer's Laundry		2009-05-13 09:32:22 AM

zappaisfrank: Why is a little fur on a cooch such an awful thing?

I will never understand the younger generation's fear of crotch fur.

I think it's more of a fear that she has Frank Zappa in a scissor hold.

mooseyfate		2009-05-13 09:33:02 AM

I would eat that ~~ass~~ hair pie like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet.

/the epitome of class, as always

stuhayes2010		2009-05-13 09:37:25 AM

flucto: Mobkey: ... she's 20

Wasn't she only 17 when she posed for "that" picture?

Man, you know your Hudgens history.

Mangoose		2009-05-13 09:37:33 AM

So in this scene, it calls for you to strip down and grab that giant vibrating dildo...so..ok..strip.

/the movie calls for it dammit.

fark_me_running		2009-05-13 09:50:15 AM

zappaisfrank: Why is a little fur on a cooch such an awful thing?

I will never understand the younger generation's fear of crotch fur.

i'm old enough (off my lawn) to have seen crotch fur when i was younger, and now i haven't seen it in about 8 years. I can tell you the #1 reason i like the baldies: never again finding a hair stuck in your teeth

Sarcastica75		2009-05-13 09:52:04 AM

wpmulligan: Taint gonna happen!

Taint misbehavin'?

I remember when the first photos with the mickey mouses over her nips were released and it made old men old enough to have sired the lass all horny.

/lollerolds.

Robert1966		2009-05-13 09:54:36 AM

zappaisfrank: Why is a little fur on a cooch such an awful thing?

I will never understand the younger generation's fear of crotch fur.

Their knowledge of female anatomy is based on porn rather than personal experience?

Marla Singer's Laundry		2009-05-13 10:00:05 AM

Robert1966: zappaisfrank: Why is a little fur on a cooch such an awful thing?

I will never understand the younger generation's fear of crotch fur.

Their knowledge of female anatomy is based on porn rather than personal experience?

Yeah, because the current high-school generation isn't having SEX at ALL. They hardly ever send naked cell-phone pics to each other.

Nope. Only the Elder Generation had sex. Only you guy drank from the Fuzzy Cup.

LandOfChocolate		2009-05-13 10:01:19 AM

Marla Singer's Laundry: Yeah, because the current high-school generation isn't having SEX at ALL. They hardly ever send naked cell-phone pics to each other.

Nope. Only the Elder Generation had sex. Only you guy drank from the Fuzzy Cup.

Its a vicious cycle though. I think kids learn a lot more about sex rom the internet before they start having it.

Kohl		2009-05-13 10:04:40 AM

Robert1966: zappaisfrank: Why is a little fur on a cooch such an awful thing?

I will never understand the younger generation's fear of crotch fur.

Their knowledge of female anatomy is based on porn rather than personal experience?

I'm sorry, perhaps you need to be brought up to speed- women watch porn, too, and take their cues from it, as well. There was a study done about how porn makes certain things more acceptable due to this exposure [DVDA wassup]

The times have changed, grandpa, and it's a great time to be alive.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime		2009-05-13 10:05:34 AM

come shaved or dressed in your finest furs, it doesnt matter to me.

Timmy the Tumor		2009-05-13 10:07:45 AM

I saw the pics...she looks a lot better in clothes.

Sweetie, stick to making $2 million for each of the High School Musical sequels and ride that horse as long as you can, you're a lousy actress who got the break of a lifetime, make your money when you can.

whistleridge		2009-05-13 10:14:22 AM

Kohl:

The times have changed, grandpa, and it's a great time to be alive.

Amen.

Sex in the mid 90's...good at the time, but in retorspect...meh

Sex now: girls will enthusiastically do things now that one would have hesitated to request of a trained professional then.

Plus you don't get hair in your teeth.

Sarcastica75		2009-05-13 10:23:13 AM

Timmy the Tumor: I saw the pics...she looks a lot better in clothes.

Sweetie, stick to making $2 million for each of the High School Musical sequels and ride that horse as long as you can, you're a lousy actress who got the break of a lifetime, make your money when you can.

Heyo. Yup, she's young and fit. I'll be more willing to consider her hot when she shows her bare bits in ten years or so.

/I'm not impressed by Disney kids.
//They should really get the fark off my lawn.
///and my fuzzy triangle.

Fano		2009-05-13 10:24:25 AM

Marla Singer's Laundry: Robert1966: zappaisfrank: Why is a little fur on a cooch such an awful thing?

I will never understand the younger generation's fear of crotch fur.

Their knowledge of female anatomy is based on porn rather than personal experience?

Yeah, because the current high-school generation isn't having SEX at ALL. They hardly ever send naked cell-phone pics to each other.

Nope. Only the Elder Generation had sex. Only you guy drank from the Fuzzy Cup.

Then they are pedophiles

buddyrtr		2009-05-13 10:29:11 AM

whistleridge: Kohl:

The times have changed, grandpa, and it's a great time to be alive.

Amen.

Sex in the ~~mid~~70's-90's...good at the time, but in retorspect...meh

Sex now: girls will enthusiastically do things now that one would have hesitated to request of a trained professional then.

Plus you don't get hair in your teeth.

(FTFM)
I'd have to agree - progress is wonderful (even if it's too late for me to enjoy).

/too old & too married
/if that's what you're doing on my lawn - carry on!

Stupid Floppy Clownshoes		2009-05-13 10:33:48 AM

Having come of age in the mid-late 80s, and being around youngins on a regular basis (insert joke here)... we never had it as good. One major difference for them - other than the internet - is they don't get the constant drone of AIDS WILL KILL YOU DEAD IF YOU HAVE SEX we did. Are the new generation of young men as careful? I don't know. Are they having more sex with a more open (insert joke here) sort of young lady? Probably.

Robert1966		2009-05-13 10:38:06 AM

Timmy the Tumor		2009-05-13 10:42:47 AM

Sarcastica75: Timmy the Tumor: I saw the pics...she looks a lot better in clothes.

Sweetie, stick to making $2 million for each of the High School Musical sequels and ride that horse as long as you can, you're a lousy actress who got the break of a lifetime, make your money when you can.

Heyo. Yup, she's young and fit. I'll be more willing to consider her hot when she shows her bare bits in ten years or so.

/I'm not impressed by Disney kids.
//They should really get the fark off my lawn.
///and my fuzzy triangle.

I don't have ANY problems with young and fit (and have been known to enjoy the display of a recently-legal body or two), I just remember saying "hmmm, nekkid pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, ok, I'll look...." then clicking the links, then saying "ewww, put some clothes back on those nasty things."

And that's NOT something that comes out of my mouth often.

Belltower		2009-05-13 10:47:56 AM

No accounting for taste, I guess. Too young for me, but otherwise I find her quite fine.

Sarcastica75: ///and my fuzzy triangle.

Great, now I'm going to have to spend all day trying not to think about that, you minx.

Cybernetic		2009-05-13 10:51:18 AM

Bee Roo Ga Ho Shee: I would hit it so hard the room would smell like a burning shoe.

I'm not sure if that is funny, or just disturbing.

/Maybe both?

Sarcastica75		2009-05-13 10:52:16 AM

Timmy the Tumor: Sarcastica75: Timmy the Tumor: I saw the pics...she looks a lot better in clothes.

Sweetie, stick to making $2 million for each of the High School Musical sequels and ride that horse as long as you can, you're a lousy actress who got the break of a lifetime, make your money when you can.

Heyo. Yup, she's young and fit. I'll be more willing to consider her hot when she shows her bare bits in ten years or so.

/I'm not impressed by Disney kids.
//They should really get the fark off my lawn.
///and my fuzzy triangle.

I don't have ANY problems with young and fit (and have been known to enjoy the display of a recently-legal body or two), I just remember saying "hmmm, nekkid pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, ok, I'll look...." then clicking the links, then saying "ewww, put some clothes back on those nasty things."

And that's NOT something that comes out of my mouth often.

Hurm, you are not in the majority. I have no problem with young and fit, either. I'm just not blown away by it. She's a dime a dozen for me--and I know that my opinion is also not terribly popular.

I'd like to see her in ten or even fifteen years, and decide then if I'm impressed.

Perhaps then I'll swipe a credit card up her ass crack.

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