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(Daily Camera)   How is Babby's horn? Driver named Phil Babby tailgates car for 10 miles down canyon, honking entire time. Yes, drugs were involved   (dailycamera.com) divider line 49
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2009-05-12 12:22:12 AM  
Missed opportunity...

"How is Babby formed? How driver get ticket?"
 
2009-05-12 12:44:26 AM  
That's a challenging stretch of road without some baked kid riding your ass and honking the horn.
 
2009-05-12 01:48:18 AM  
They need to do way instain driver. Who chill their babby, because these babby can't frigth back?

It was on the news this mroing. A driver in car who had filled on three 'cids. They are taking the screame babby back to new york too lady to rest. My pary are with the driver who lost his adrenlin. I am truley sorry for your lots
 
2009-05-12 01:50:28 AM  
Bullshiatter: That's a challenging stretch of road without some baked kid riding your ass and honking the horn.

yeah, and too bad they never ticket the farkwits that go 15 mph under the speed limit and don't use the turnouts....
 
2009-05-12 02:10:15 AM  
He's freaking out, man.
 
2009-05-12 02:11:35 AM  
bud jones: Bullshiatter: That's a challenging stretch of road without some baked kid riding your ass and honking the horn.

yeah, and too bad they never ticket the farkwits that go 15 mph under the speed limit and don't use the turnouts....


As someone who honks and tailgates his way down from Eldora, I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-05-12 02:12:38 AM  
In all seriousness and without an ounce of sarcasm in my post, the "how is babby formed" meme never gets old. I chuckle every damn time I read it. Also:
image.guardian.co.uk
 
2009-05-12 02:12:44 AM  
That stretch of road would be one of the best runs and bikes in the world, were it not for insane hippies in rusted Subarus. Ah, the old story...
 
2009-05-12 02:13:15 AM  
"was arrested on suspicion of numerous charges including driving under the influence, possession of marijuana and following too closely."

haha they just had to tag on the following too closely charge. only if we could throw that charge to any number of police that tailgate all the frickin time.
 
2009-05-12 02:24:49 AM  
 
2009-05-12 02:25:13 AM  
Shaggy_C: They need to do way instain driver. Who chill their babby, because these babby can't frigth back?

It was on the news this mroing. A driver in car who had filled on three 'cids. They are taking the screame babby back to new york too lady to rest. My pary are with the driver who lost his adrenlin. I am truley sorry for your lots


I just ak-ak-aak'd my downstairs neighbor awake, you magnificent bastard. I'm going to sponsor you for a month's TF.
 
2009-05-12 02:25:28 AM  
Damn, at some point I would have given up and thought, ya I'm farked up and thinking this guy is the asshole. If only to let someone else catch his ass and start honking.

Cause hey, Nothing wrong with a nap when you're stoned right?
 
2009-05-12 02:29:31 AM  
It was pot. Am I right? I'm totally right. YES! God I hate hippies.
 
2009-05-12 02:30:08 AM  
Anyone see the Hawks game tonight? My buddy blurts, "How is Bibby owned?" It was hilarious.
 
2009-05-12 02:30:15 AM  
If you need to pass a Norwegian family in a minivan, you might want to (i got nothing).
 
2009-05-12 02:46:40 AM  
O'DOYLE RULES!
 
2009-05-12 02:57:57 AM  
Subby, ya' crack'd me up. Nice shot
 
2009-05-12 03:01:11 AM  
shaggy_c -- you win life sir...thank you.
 
2009-05-12 03:03:58 AM  
So what was the point of all the honking? I'm trying to figure out his thought process, even if he was trippin balls and stoned to the bejeezus belt in the middle of the afternoon.

Maybe he was mad he couldn't grow real facial hair instead of all that scuzzy half-ass teenage shiat he's rockin on that fat face of his.
 
2009-05-12 03:08:07 AM  
Boulder is just a series of Fark headlines waiting to happen. I don't understand why they don't get more:

Boulder Voters to City Council: You can't have pay raise. Not yours. City Council to Voters: Oh yeah? (new window)

It's time we enacted stricter squeegee control laws (new window)

Hippies ring bells for cancer patient. Still no cure for cancer. (new window)
 
2009-05-12 03:15:49 AM  
boobsrgood: It was pot. Am I right? I'm totally right. YES! God I hate hippies.

I'm with you. The time I tried the Devil's weed I went completely crazy. I see people talk about Doritos and laying around--it wasn't that way for me. I thought of naked ladies and was forced to have an erection. I realized I'd compromised my commitment to The Lord, and I was determined to prove to Him I would not compromise. I hacked my wee wee off, grabbed six of my eighteen assault rifles, then sadly passed out from blood loss before I could make it to the bell tower of my church, which is passed by dozens of horny sluts who wear revealing clothing.
 
2009-05-12 03:18:38 AM  
sarcastrophe: I don't understand why they don't get more:

Work on the Rockies. Drill a big hole over to the pretty obelisks and Mormons, and arrive totally wasted at Joshua Tree and Red Rocks.

That's what would happen, but for all those weird cities.

/In Colorado
//Weird cities
///Truly disturbing
 
2009-05-12 03:24:40 AM  
shaggy_c just made me shart from laughing. good show.
 
2009-05-12 03:28:29 AM  
can't stop giggling at the headline.
 
2009-05-12 03:31:36 AM  
The shnozeberries taste like shnozeberries.
 
2009-05-12 03:32:00 AM  
boobsrgood: It was pot. Am I right? I'm totally right. YES! God I hate hippies.

But the magic mushrooms were okay...?
 
2009-05-12 03:35:56 AM  
SuperCatBarf: I hacked my wee wee off, grabbed six of my eighteen assault rifles, then sadly passed out from blood loss before I could make it to the bell tower of my church,

You had me at wee wee

/snuggles
 
2009-05-12 03:37:27 AM  
I am turely sorry for your lots.
 
2009-05-12 03:49:55 AM  
What are the odds, come on! What are the odds! This clown named Babby? I will be laughing about this story/posts/comments for a while.
 
2009-05-12 04:01:58 AM  
Shyla: What are the odds, come on! What are the odds! This clown named Babby? I will be laughing about this story/posts/comments for a while.

What is the chance that questions end in question marks? Approaching zero, perhaps?
 
2009-05-12 04:14:48 AM  
"How is Babby's horn?"

Must be a meme I am not familiar with.
 
2009-05-12 04:19:17 AM  
They tossed him in jail?

NOBODY puts Babby in a corner.

/All I got
 
2009-05-12 04:23:32 AM  
nosehat: "How is Babby's horn?"

Must be a meme I am not familiar with.


Here
 
2009-05-12 06:03:44 AM  
Weed and especially shrooms make me way too paranoid to even think about honking my horn while tailgating someone, especially going down a mounting in freakin Boulder, Colorado. Now give me a case of some of that cold Rocky Mountain Refreshment known as Coors Light and I would be tailgatin and throwing my beers at them while I'm flippin em off and passin them in 5 seconds and never getting pulled over because I'm driving cool man.
 
2009-05-12 06:35:41 AM  
JuicyJ: Weed and especially shrooms make me way too paranoid to even think about honking my horn while tailgating someone, especially going down a mounting in freakin Boulder, Colorado. Now give me a case of some of that cold Rocky Mountain Refreshment known as Coors Light and I would be tailgatin and throwing my beers at them while I'm flippin em off and passin them in 5 seconds and never getting pulled over because I'm driving cool man.

Isn't it illegal to have alcohol (even sealed, unopened cases) in the drivers compartment in a large number of states?
 
2009-05-12 06:59:01 AM  
bitsandpieces.us

/hotter'n sauce
 
2009-05-12 07:18:40 AM  
They need to do way instain Canyon!
 
2009-05-12 08:01:25 AM  
Your homework this week is to start a fight with a complete stranger. And lose.
 
2009-05-12 08:17:31 AM  
Georgos: That stretch of road would be one of the best runs and bikes in the world, were it not for insane hippies in rusted Subarus. Ah, the old story...

Oh, you know that cars don't rust out here.
 
2009-05-12 08:18:22 AM  
abigsmurf: Isn't it illegal to have alcohol (even sealed, unopened cases) in the drivers compartment in a large number of states?

No. Unopened alcohol is not illegal anywhere that I know of.
 
2009-05-12 08:42:26 AM  
I bet he's truly sorry for the pot.
 
2009-05-12 08:45:38 AM  
Bulls Hitter: That's a challenging stretch of road without some baked kid riding your ass and honking the horn.

My first thought as soon as I saw "Boulder Canyon" was that I'd kill anyone who did that. Boulder Canyon is a pain in the ass. I drive just over the speed limit. I use the nearest turnout when some jackass tailgates me. And then traffic stacks up because some other jackass drives 15MPH and neglects to use the turnouts.

/sucks even more in the snow
//especially in an ambulance
 
2009-05-12 10:31:41 AM  
He's from KNEE DURR LAND (as they pronounce it there). What do you expect?
 
2009-05-12 11:44:19 AM  
rnatalie: He's from KNEE DURR LAND (as they pronounce it there). What do you expect?

I grew up in Boulder, and have lived in Nederland for years. Never, EVER, heard anybody pronounce it that way. You don't know what you're talking about.
 
2009-05-12 01:39:52 PM  
www.startx.net

"Don't feel you have to take any notice of me, please."
 
2009-05-12 06:13:11 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2009-05-12 06:49:24 PM  
At least he proved, no one, but no one puts Babby in a corner....
 
2009-05-12 07:40:30 PM  
Nobody puts Babby in the corner!
 
2009-05-13 10:38:32 AM  
Late to the game. I have to drive that canyon everyday, and have for 16 years (check my name, Locals). Most of the time it's beautiful and relaxing. Every once in a while there is some moran. One time a couple of years ago, this guy was on my ass while I was going 5 over the limit. When I say on my ass, I'm talking two feet and that's not an empty guess. When I turned onto my road, I, of course, filpped him off. He SCREACHED the braks and made a u-y to follow me for another 3.5 miles, again on my ass. I am a woman, was alone, and get no signal up there. I had to drive around and around the Mountain Pines/Meadows loop for about 30 minutes. Farking freak! Bet he beats his wife and childeren.
 
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