i hate the guidos

1nsanilicious: Can anyone come up with the best way to tell a Gotti you are foreclosing on them?

/methods must result in keeping your life or coming to a hilarious demise.

Give them a nice pair of cement shoes.

How to foreclose?

Sell the note to a real estate trust.

Send in the Sheriffs then put it on the market.

Subby is an idiot.

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Being a Gotti had nothing to do with it- this is not news.

mainstreet62

You know, I try not to get to into what people wear or how they style themselves, but the pictures you posted make me all punchy.
I really, really want to smash one of those pouting little, oompa loompas.

Your Average Witty Fark User: Subby is an idiot.

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Being a Gotti had nothing to do with it- this is not news.

No, It's Fark

meow said the dog: Oh my this is a very scary thread LOL out loud! Why are the people red and orange? I cannot see the side of someone who want to be this color of skin. I have seen many places and many people and have not seen the skin like this and the edgepig hair they have. Now I will have the nightmare. I am so scared of you right now the Fark.com. Oh my oh my oh my I am screaming in my room. That was the joke of you I am not screaming but am scared of these people.

Believe me, we're scared of 'em too...

Just sayin' looks mighty close to me!!

I love that the women are just as pouty. I can't figure out if the X or the Y chromosome is the dominant.

Peaceboy: One of the grislier moments on the Sopranos was when Some Guy™ made some untoward comments toward Meadow (Tony's daughter). Tony got wind of it, tracked the dude down, and curbkicked him until he looked like Shane MacGowan. Granted, John Gotti is dead, and Tony Soprano is fictional, but I still wouldn't want to be the person who's the subject of this story's

Heh, Shane McGowan. That is funny.

meow said the dog:

Uh... yeah, what she said.

I'm a little 'tardish on this. How does one pronounce "Guido"?

gadian: I'm a little 'tardish on this. How does one pronounce "Guido"?

Goowedoh. Best I can do. Shorten Goo, though.

ooooooooooooooooooo

gadian: I'm a little 'tardish on this. How does one pronounce "Guido"?

Gweed-oh. Say Greedo, but replace the R with W.

eas81: Your Average Witty Fark User: Subby is an idiot.

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Being a Gotti had nothing to do with it- this is not news.

No, It's Fark

plus one internets for you

As an Italian-American, I find this thread to be farking awesome!

WTF Indeed: As an Italian-American, I find this thread to be farking awesome!

As a Greek American I am just glad it isn't about anal sex. Sort of.

Hau Ruck: My idea is "Saw" meets "Godfather Two." Proven track record, both genres.

He met a fitting end.

Sabyen91: WTF Indeed: As an Italian-American, I find this thread to be farking awesome!

As a Greek American I am just glad it isn't about anal sex. Sort of.

That is 46?? If that pic doesn't discourage people from tanning themselves, nothing will.

homeoftheblues

Why didn't someone tell me it was Anal Sex Month?!

/the holidays come so fast

Peaceboy: One of the grislier moments on the Sopranos was when Some Guy™ made some untoward comments toward Meadow (Tony's daughter). Tony got wind of it, tracked the dude down, and curbkicked him until he looked like Shane MacGowan. Granted, John Gotti is dead, and Tony Soprano is fictional, but I still wouldn't want to be the person who's the subject of this story's

The mob? uh ok. Maybe they might get some state bureaucrat to look into your tax records. If your a blue collar jamoke they could get the union to fark with your promotion points. The shiat your talking they could barely get away with in the 1980s. I would be more scared of your regular gang of black guys that got nuttin to lose. Russians might be a scare. Maybe the Chinese. I think the last on my list would be a collection of old retiring italian gubmint workers.

homeoftheblues: Sabyen91: WTF Indeed: As an Italian-American, I find this thread to be farking awesome!

As a Greek American I am just glad it isn't about anal sex. Sort of.

Wow, that is a beautiful ad!

Duck_of_Doom: gadian: I'm a little 'tardish on this. How does one pronounce "Guido"?

Gweed-oh. Say Greedo, but replace the R with W.

Its a squishy sounding sort of word, isn't it?

Then again, I'm not from Jersey (thank god)

chu2dogg: Then again, I'm not from Jersey (thank god)

The Japs have a nasty mob but yeah, the Russians probably are taking the king of the hill now.

gadian: Duck_of_Doom: gadian: I'm a little 'tardish on this. How does one pronounce "Guido"?

Gweed-oh. Say Greedo, but replace the R with W.

Its a squishy sounding sort of word, isn't it?

It is a word that makes me squishy. Ill and queezy.

meow said the dog: Oh my this is a very scary thread LOL out loud! Why are the people red and orange? I cannot see the side of someone who want to be this color of skin. I have seen many places and many people and have not seen the skin like this and the edgepig hair they have. Now I will have the nightmare. I am so scared of you right now the Fark.com. Oh my oh my oh my I am screaming in my room. That was the joke of you I am not screaming but am scared of these people.

Borat did it.

Seriously, knock of the ESL-innocent troll. It's boring and

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Since her mobster husband died
shes out of whack....

Shocktopus: meow said the dog: Oh my this is a very scary thread LOL out loud! Why are the people red and orange? I cannot see the side of someone who want to be this color of skin. I have seen many places and many people and have not seen the skin like this and the edgepig hair they have. Now I will have the nightmare. I am so scared of you right now the Fark.com. Oh my oh my oh my I am screaming in my room. That was the joke of you I am not screaming but am scared of these people.

Borat did it.

Seriously, knock of the ESL-innocent troll. It's boring and

OBVIOUS.

Orange people are crazy scary...

Sabyen91: Shocktopus: meow said the dog: Oh my this is a very scary thread LOL out loud! Why are the people red and orange? I cannot see the side of someone who want to be this color of skin. I have seen many places and many people and have not seen the skin like this and the edgepig hair they have. Now I will have the nightmare. I am so scared of you right now the Fark.com. Oh my oh my oh my I am screaming in my room. That was the joke of you I am not screaming but am scared of these people.

Borat did it.

Seriously, knock of the ESL-innocent troll. It's boring and

OBVIOUS.

Orange people are is crazy scary...

homeoftheblues: Sabyen91: Shocktopus: meow said the dog: Oh my this is a very scary thread LOL out loud! Why are the people red and orange? I cannot see the side of someone who want to be this color of skin. I have seen many places and many people and have not seen the skin like this and the edgepig hair they have. Now I will have the nightmare. I am so scared of you right now the Fark.com. Oh my oh my oh my I am screaming in my room. That was the joke of you I am not screaming but am scared of these people.

Borat did it.

Seriously, knock of the ESL-innocent troll. It's boring and

OBVIOUS.

Orange people are is crazy scary...

Fair enough. Well, actually pretty darn cheap.

Sabyen91: chu2dogg: Then again, I'm not from Jersey (thank god)

The Japs have a nasty mob but yeah, the Russians probably are taking the king of the hill now.

not even close, SA and Mexican mobs kill for way, way less.

do you think anyone who's face looks like this is going to think twice about blowing your brain's out?

uknowzit: Sabyen91: chu2dogg: Then again, I'm not from Jersey (thank god)

The Japs have a nasty mob but yeah, the Russians probably are taking the king of the hill now.

not even close, SA and Mexican mobs kill for way, way less.

do you think anyone who's face looks like this is going to think twice about blowing your brain's out?

Meh, our Mexican gangs play pattycake.

uknowzit: Sabyen91: chu2dogg: Then again, I'm not from Jersey (thank god)

The Japs have a nasty mob but yeah, the Russians probably are taking the king of the hill now.

not even close, SA and Mexican mobs kill for way, way less.

do you think anyone who's face looks like this is going to think twice about blowing your brain's out?

Move.

uknowzit: do you think anyone who's face looks like this is going to think twice about blowing your brain's out?

For every penny my idiot government gives out in law enforcement money against drugs, it gives a dollar to guys like him in the long run. I gotta believe they know each other, it's no accident, and daddy had them both in mind when he wrote the 2nd Amendment.

Sabyen91: uknowzit: Sabyen91: chu2dogg: Then again, I'm not from Jersey (thank god)

The Japs have a nasty mob but yeah, the Russians probably are taking the king of the hill now.

not even close, SA and Mexican mobs kill for way, way less.

do you think anyone who's face looks like this is going to think twice about blowing your brain's out?

Move.

Why? His cousin does my gardening. Real quality work for 11 dollars an hour. Get a white boy to do that and they'll want 25 bucks an hour and six weeks vacation.

uknowzit: Sabyen91: uknowzit: Sabyen91: chu2dogg: Then again, I'm not from Jersey (thank god)

The Japs have a nasty mob but yeah, the Russians probably are taking the king of the hill now.

not even close, SA and Mexican mobs kill for way, way less.

do you think anyone who's face looks like this is going to think twice about blowing your brain's out?

Move.

Why? His cousin does my gardening. Real quality work for 11 dollars an hour. Get a white boy to do that and they'll want 25 bucks an hour and six weeks vacation.

Meh, I guess you really aren't worried about the Mexican mob...

Does Subby want to be the one to forclose? 'Cause I wouldn't.

Peaceboy: Yeah, I'd leave her the hell alone, if I were the lender. This is why you don't want to fark with a Gotti (from John Gotti's Wikipedia page):

On March 18, 1980, 12-year-old Frank Gotti, youngest son of John Gotti was run over and killed on a family friend's mini-bike he borrowed by neighbor John Favara, whose children were friends with Frank. Police found Favara was not to blame in the accident, which was officially ruled accidental and no charges were ever filed against him. However, in the months after the accident, the word "Murderer" was spray-painted onto Favara's car. On May 28, Victoria DiGiorgio Gotti, Frank's mother, attacked Favara with a metal baseball bat, sending him to the hospital. Favara decided not to press charges and was planning to move out of Howard Beach. According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), on July 28, 1980, before Favara and his family were able to move, he was shoved into a van by several men near his work. There were several witnesses to the abduction, and accounts ranged from him being beaten with a baseball bat, shot with a silenced .22 caliber pistol, or both. In January 2009, prosecutors claimed Charles Carneglia, an alleged mob soldier awaiting trial on five murders, dissolved Favara's remains in a drum of acid kept in Carneglia's basement.

Nu uh. Da gotti family don't even have dat kinda muscle anymo.

Duck_of_Doom: homeoftheblues

Why didn't someone tell me it was Anal Sex Month?!

/the holidays come so fast

Me too.

Also, guido and greedo are closer than you think.

Allow me to demonstrate...

Guido, strange spiky growth on top of the head, protruding lips, bizarre coloration... Greedo, strange spiky growth on top of the head, protruding lips, bizarre coloration...