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(NYPost)   Apparently, if you're the daughter of Gambino crime family boss John "Dapper Don" Gotti, you're allowed to get $650,000 behind on your mortgage before you get foreclosed on   (nypost.com) divider line 115
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2009-05-11 09:08:03 PM
This is the sort of hard-hitting journalism I've come to expect from the Post.
 
Cog
2009-05-11 09:19:54 PM
Someone get an offer they couldn't refuse?
 
2009-05-11 09:24:13 PM
And the CEOs. Don fuggedabout da CEOs.
 
2009-05-11 09:48:50 PM
Hey, Jamie Dimon. Youse wanna go out for some fishing on ma boat? Nah, you ain't gotta pack nuttin'. We gotcha covered.
 
2009-05-11 09:58:54 PM
Considering the possible alternatives, yeah, that's pretty much exactly what happens.
 
2009-05-11 10:06:22 PM
Would YOU foreclose on a Gotti?
 
2009-05-11 10:09:06 PM
My idea is "Saw" meets "Godfather Two." Proven track record, both genres.
 
2009-05-11 10:40:43 PM
dj_bigbird: Would YOU foreclose on a Gotti?

Hell no...first off, parts of the family are still out there. Second off, they have a reality TV show based around them. I don't know which is worse, pissing off cosa nostra or television execs. Similar tactics either way...
 
2009-05-11 10:47:39 PM
I thought he was the "Teflon Don" ?
 
2009-05-11 11:10:32 PM
Eagerly awaiting incoming Guido pics...
 
2009-05-11 11:10:35 PM
Growing Up Guido
 
2009-05-11 11:11:00 PM
See kids, crime dosen't pay....all the bills...
 
2009-05-11 11:12:18 PM
Poimanent foreclosure
 
2009-05-11 11:12:57 PM
Too bad, it was such a nice mansion. Ten bedrooms, five baths, plenty of land to store lime and bury bodies at.
 
2009-05-11 11:13:02 PM
fark you, subby. No warning? Now I need eyebleach.
 
2009-05-11 11:17:11 PM
Did her mortgage fall off a truck?
 
2009-05-11 11:19:18 PM
41 episodes??? Freaks and Geeks only had something like 15.
 
2009-05-11 11:19:34 PM
Abstruse: dj_bigbird: Would YOU foreclose on a Gotti?

Hell no...first off, parts of the family are still out there. Second off, they have a reality TV show based around them. I don't know which is worse, pissing off cosa nostra or television execs. Similar tactics either way...


This would not piss off the TV execs... This would be perfect ratings fodder.
 
2009-05-11 11:20:57 PM
dj_bigbird: Would YOU foreclose on a Gotti?

Not without first making an offer that couldn't be refused. Duh.
 
2009-05-11 11:22:08 PM
Come on. She's good for it. There's talks about an E! show.
 
2009-05-11 11:23:55 PM
$650,000...behind? fark me.

/DNRTFA. NGRTFA.
 
2009-05-11 11:24:23 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com



KIWF
 
2009-05-11 11:24:33 PM
Yeah, I'd leave her the hell alone, if I were the lender. This is why you don't want to fark with a Gotti (from John Gotti's Wikipedia page):

On March 18, 1980, 12-year-old Frank Gotti, youngest son of John Gotti was run over and killed on a family friend's mini-bike he borrowed by neighbor John Favara, whose children were friends with Frank. Police found Favara was not to blame in the accident, which was officially ruled accidental and no charges were ever filed against him. However, in the months after the accident, the word "Murderer" was spray-painted onto Favara's car. On May 28, Victoria DiGiorgio Gotti, Frank's mother, attacked Favara with a metal baseball bat, sending him to the hospital. Favara decided not to press charges and was planning to move out of Howard Beach. According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), on July 28, 1980, before Favara and his family were able to move, he was shoved into a van by several men near his work. There were several witnesses to the abduction, and accounts ranged from him being beaten with a baseball bat, shot with a silenced .22 caliber pistol, or both. In January 2009, prosecutors claimed Charles Carneglia, an alleged mob soldier awaiting trial on five murders, dissolved Favara's remains in a drum of acid kept in Carneglia's basement.
 
2009-05-11 11:26:13 PM
Momma should put her little chickens to work. Surely they are plenty of chickenhawks on CList willing to pay for tender guido boy love.
 
2009-05-11 11:26:15 PM
GUIDO THREAD!!!!

www.guidofistpump.com
 
2009-05-11 11:27:05 PM
www.rockabilly-rules.com

/hot like... well, its just hot.
 
2009-05-11 11:27:41 PM
Can anyone come up with the best way to tell a Gotti you are foreclosing on them?

/methods must result in keeping your life or coming to a hilarious demise.
 
2009-05-11 11:27:42 PM
dj_bigbird: Would YOU foreclose on a Gotti?

THIS
 
2009-05-11 11:30:43 PM
Guido thread?

www.thebiographychannel.co.uk
 
2009-05-11 11:33:23 PM
Oh they will buy it back at auction for $1. Would you bid against them?
 
2009-05-11 11:33:29 PM
That's 46?
 
2009-05-11 11:35:20 PM
FIrst of all, after viewing her pic, I am older and feeling HAWT.
2 - MrS and I are buying a foreclosure, but it ain't from a Gotti.

/rambling, yes,yes, etc
//imbibing the blood of christ
 
2009-05-11 11:36:51 PM
www.guidofistpump.com

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2009-05-11 11:37:28 PM
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2009-05-11 11:39:13 PM
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2009-05-11 11:40:52 PM
i265.photobucket.com
 
2009-05-11 11:41:40 PM
Oh, the hardships of living life as a WORTHLESS VIOLENT PARASITE on the productive members of society.

The only things she needs to finish the look are oversized gold medallions, spinner rims on the cars, and a lot of moronic pointing in every direction when speaking.
 
2009-05-11 11:41:59 PM
Duh! Would YOU want to be the one to repo that house?
 
2009-05-11 11:42:18 PM
i46.photobucket.com
 
2009-05-11 11:44:28 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: $650,000...behind? fark me.

/DNRTFA. NGRTFA.


I read far enough to see how long she hasn't been paying. 2 years.

That means their mortgage payments (assuming no late penalties) is $13541.67. A month. (TFA says $25,000 monthly) You'd figure somebody whose family (allegedly) made copious amounts of money lonesharking would understand the financial advantages of staying out of debt.
 
2009-05-11 11:46:19 PM
homeoftheblues: KIWF

Yeesh! I hope you get banned for posting that. Eye bleach, stat!
 
2009-05-11 11:46:26 PM
God, I am glad we don't have aliens (Guidos) in Wisconsin. Anybody see the Guido dance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sh7KfXw34
 
2009-05-11 11:46:51 PM
Lonesharking?
 
2009-05-11 11:49:43 PM
Bucky Katt: homeoftheblues: KIWF

Yeesh! I hope you get banned for posting that. Eye bleach, stat!


A forewarning of the beast that awaits you in TFA
 
2009-05-11 11:51:30 PM
Oh my this is a very scary thread LOL out loud! Why are the people red and orange? I cannot see the side of someone who want to be this color of skin. I have seen many places and many people and have not seen the skin like this and the edgepig hair they have. Now I will have the nightmare. I am so scared of you right now the Fark.com. Oh my oh my oh my I am screaming in my room. That was the joke of you I am not screaming but am scared of these people.
 
2009-05-11 11:51:48 PM
HiveKrZ: Lonesharking?

Oops.
 
2009-05-11 11:51:54 PM
1nsanilicious: Can anyone come up with the best way to tell a Gotti you are foreclosing on them?

I'd say a Singing telegram (new window)
 
2009-05-11 11:53:45 PM
she is hideous. No way she's 46 more like 66.
 
2009-05-12 12:01:12 AM
Guidos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
 
2009-05-12 12:03:34 AM
uknowzit: she is hideous. No way she's 46 more like 66.

this
 
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