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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Not News:Texan judge charged with secretary fondling. News: He lies about it and is charged with perjury. Fark: He fondles his case worker   (suntimes.com) divider line 70
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2009-05-11 03:08:09 PM
Case manager submitter, not "case worker". They aren't the same thing.
 
2009-05-11 03:11:29 PM
Here comes the judge indeed.
 
2009-05-11 03:16:29 PM
But, but, but... Clinton!
 
2009-05-11 03:16:32 PM
Maybe he just wanted to show her his Learned Hand.
 
2009-05-11 03:21:41 PM
Note in the article that his fellow judge-buddies thought his behavior warranted a 4 month paid vacation and escape from Galveston.
 
2009-05-11 03:29:03 PM
Oh, man, Samuel Kent? Some of his scathingly hilarious written opinions have been the subject of emails circulated among lawyers and law students for over a decade. Damn.

Bolivia v. Phillip Morris Companies, Inc. (Order of transfer)

Smith v. Colonial Penn Ins. Co. (Order denying transfer)

Bradshaw v. Unity Marine (Order granting summary judgment in favor of defendant)
 
2009-05-11 03:35:37 PM
FTA: His case manager accused him of harassing and sexually abusing her over a four-year period, culminating in March 2007, when she said the judge pulled up her blouse and bra and tried to escalate contact until they were interrupted.

Sounds like she wasn't asking him to stop to me
 
2009-05-11 03:43:32 PM
Nabb1: Oh, man, Samuel Kent? Some of his scathingly hilarious written opinions have been the subject of emails circulated among lawyers and law students for over a decade. Damn.

Bolivia v. Phillip Morris Companies, Inc. (Order of transfer)

Smith v. Colonial Penn Ins. Co. (Order denying transfer)

Bradshaw v. Unity Marine (Order granting summary judgment in favor of defendant)


Some of the best stuff ever to come from the bench. I really hated watching this case unfold.
 
2009-05-11 05:02:37 PM
Nabb1: Oh, man, Samuel Kent? Some of his scathingly hilarious written opinions have been the subject of emails circulated among lawyers and law students for over a decade. Damn.

awesome!

"Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact -- complete with hats, handshakes and cryptic words -- to draft their pleadings entirely in crayon on the back sides of gravy-stained paper place mats, in the hope that the Court would be so charmed by their child-like efforts that their utter dearth of legal authorities in their briefing would go unnoticed. Whatever actually occurred, the Court is now faced with the daunting task of deciphering their submissions."
 
2009-05-11 05:21:29 PM
Nabb1: Oh, man, Samuel Kent? Some of his scathingly hilarious written opinions have been the subject of emails circulated among lawyers and law students for over a decade. Damn.

I had never seen those decisions before. That is beyond awesome. Too bad Judge Kent is a crazy old pervert.
 
2009-05-11 06:45:56 PM
tnpir: I had never seen those decisions before.

Me neither. Pretty kick ass written decision
 
2009-05-11 06:53:31 PM
KaponoFor3: Pretty kick ass written decision

I particularly enjoyed the Smith v Colonial Penn comments. If you're from Houston you know what I'm talking about.
 
2009-05-11 08:05:51 PM
Nabb1: Maybe he just wanted to show her his Learned Hand.

Verrrrrry nice!
 
2009-05-11 08:06:33 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Case manager submitter, not "case worker". They aren't the same thing.

Well somebody's getting their case worked one way or another.
 
2009-05-11 08:06:44 PM
Was he riding a giant jackrabbit?
 
2009-05-11 08:09:05 PM
The sun is 'rise, the sun is set, and the judge is still in prison yet...
 
2009-05-11 08:09:12 PM
Dammit! Now they have to go to court with unclean hands!
 
2009-05-11 08:09:37 PM
You said fondle twice.
 
2009-05-11 08:14:59 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Dammit! Now they have to go to court with unclean hands!

Why, was she a dirty girl?
 
2009-05-11 08:15:44 PM
i486.photobucket.com
To be used for reference only. Not actual judge.
 
2009-05-11 08:16:15 PM
i229.photobucket.com
The name's Luke Fondleberg.
 
2009-05-11 08:17:20 PM
So, he was handling it himself?
 
2009-05-11 08:17:31 PM
I do not think that I would like this judge on the court of the people or the judge judy television show. I can see the two sides because maybe he is the loneliest man. But the other side is that you do not touch other people unless you ask them first and they say this is ok for them. Do we know if he asked her?
 
2009-05-11 08:17:39 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2009-05-11 08:22:10 PM
meerkat: TheShavingofOccam123: Dammit! Now they have to go to court with unclean hands!

Why, was she a dirty girl?


Her animus was unremarkable.
 
2009-05-11 08:22:20 PM
if fondling her is wrong...i don't want to be right. whats a secretary for anyway?
 
2009-05-11 08:23:33 PM
Oh, Texas Tag, where art thou?
 
2009-05-11 08:24:36 PM
"Touch her boobs"? That's assault, brotha.

...

You double dare me?
 
2009-05-11 08:24:39 PM
cats4rent: if fondling her is wrong...i don't want to be right. whats a secretary for anyway?

I can answer this question. It is on the Wikipedia.com.

It says this "A secretary is either an administrative assistant in business office administration, or a certain type of mid- or high-level governmental position, such as a Secretary of State.

The executive secretary (sometimes called administrative assistant or associate) has a myriad of administrative duties. Traditionally, these duties were mostly related to correspondence, such as the typing out of letters. The advent of word processing has significantly reduced the time that such duties require, with the result that many new tasks have come under the purview of the secretary. These might include managing budgets and doing bookkeeping, maintaining websites, and making travel arrangements. Secretaries might manage all the administrative details of running a high level conference or arrange the catering for a typical lunch meeting. Often executives will ask their assistant to take meeting minutes and prepare meeting documents for review. To record spoken information effectively a secretary has to learn a speedwriting or shorthand skill. Methods such as EasyScript Speed Writing and Alphabetic Shorthand are based on mastering a small set of abbreviating rules rather than memorizing individual abbreviations for each word offer a shorter learning curve. They may also do personnel paperwork which used to be thought of as a Human Relations function; this might also include understanding the complex rules regarding Visa and Immigration.

To be successful today the executive assistant must have a broad level of skills and be creative in managing new situations. As such a 4 year degree (Bachelors of Arts) is often preferred and a 2 year degree is usually a requirement.

The governmental title usually refers to a department-head type of position, though positions such as that of the United Nations Secretary-General may also describe the leader of an organization."
 
2009-05-11 08:25:07 PM
Fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle fondle

Mushroom Mushroom
 
2009-05-11 08:27:26 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: meerkat: TheShavingofOccam123: Dammit! Now they have to go to court with unclean hands!

Why, was she a dirty girl?

Her animus was unremarkable.


And the judge has been deposed.
 
2009-05-11 08:27:41 PM
I always wondered where Maximum Bob had gone to.
 
2009-05-11 08:35:15 PM
Agent Nick Fury: FTA: His case manager accused him of harassing and sexually abusing her over a four-year period, culminating in March 2007, when she said the judge pulled up her blouse and bra and tried to escalate contact until they were interrupted.

Sounds like she wasn't asking may have been too afraid to ask him to stop to me


/FTFY
 
2009-05-11 08:36:55 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Nabb1: Oh, man, Samuel Kent? Some of his scathingly hilarious written opinions have been the subject of emails circulated among lawyers and law students for over a decade. Damn.

Bolivia v. Phillip Morris Companies, Inc. (Order of transfer)

Smith v. Colonial Penn Ins. Co. (Order denying transfer)

Bradshaw v. Unity Marine (Order granting summary judgment in favor of defendant)

Some of the best stuff ever to come from the bench. I really hated watching this case unfold.


Those are a hoot
 
2009-05-11 08:42:46 PM
Nabb1: Maybe he just wanted to show her his Learned Hand.

Step up and claim your internets.
 
2009-05-11 08:42:46 PM
Did she look like this?
www.morethings.com
 
2009-05-11 08:46:01 PM
Nipples.
 
2009-05-11 08:57:56 PM
for this guy!!!

static.pyzam.com
 
2009-05-11 09:02:17 PM
They convicted a judge of perjury? I thought judges were immune to that. They are in Louisiana at least.
 
2009-05-11 09:10:13 PM
At least he didn't play with sex toys during trials: Penis pump judge faces stiff sentence
 
2009-05-11 09:16:08 PM
Soon to be news. Anita Hill replaces David Souter on the US Supreme Court.
 
2009-05-11 09:16:28 PM
Boobies !!!

/filter fun
 
2009-05-11 09:47:45 PM
Heh, what a farking Kanye.

/sounds like some Kanyes I know.
 
2009-05-11 09:48:50 PM
Nabb1: Oh, man, Samuel Kent? Some of his scathingly hilarious written opinions have been the subject of emails circulated among lawyers and law students for over a decade. Damn.

Bolivia v. Phillip Morris Companies, Inc. (Order of transfer)

Smith v. Colonial Penn Ins. Co. (Order denying transfer)

Bradshaw v. Unity Marine (Order granting summary judgment in favor of defendant)


Those do contain some amusing sarcasm, don't they?
 
2009-05-11 09:56:28 PM
I came in here expecting pics of hot secretaries. Instead I get links to long text documents. Now, I'll admit that they were amusing. Just not what I was expecting, and hardly fark standard.

/leaving confused
//where AM I again?
 
2009-05-11 10:10:02 PM
Harvey Birdman: Here comes the judge indeed.

Even the idiotic behaviour is bigger in Texas.

Texas tag please.
 
2009-05-11 10:10:58 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: meerkat: TheShavingofOccam123: Dammit! Now they have to go to court with unclean hands!

Why, was she a dirty girl?

Her animus was unremarkable.


wut?
 
2009-05-11 10:36:29 PM
That coward David Lopan: You said fondle twice.

I like fondle.
 
2009-05-11 10:50:56 PM
His case manager accused him of harassing and sexually abusing her over a four-year period, culminating in March 2007, when she said the judge pulled up her blouse and bra and tried to escalate contact until they were interrupted.

img381.imageshack.us
 
2009-05-11 10:54:55 PM
Came here for pictures of hot secretaries being fondled and I'm leaving VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
 
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