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(BBC)   British Farker: Come, Americans, and laugh. Laugh at our shitty football team   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 184
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2003-02-12 05:45:23 PM
Hahaha....hah...ha.


nope.
 
2003-02-12 05:46:27 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
2003-02-12 05:46:28 PM
I bet the Aussies were drunk, too!
 
EMP
2003-02-12 05:46:29 PM
I'm English... and I'm laughing.
 
2003-02-12 05:46:42 PM
heh..you poor sods.
 
2003-02-12 05:46:58 PM
Bah, It was an experiment... Sven-Göran knows what he´s doing... Relax.
 
2003-02-12 05:47:05 PM
Australia stun England

Lord_Dubu notice error!

Honestly... does ANYONE proof thier work? That's the HEADLINE for crying outloud.
 
2003-02-12 05:47:11 PM
It's not football it's soccer. . hahaha.
 
2003-02-12 05:47:49 PM
Hey! What gives?! That's not football! That's some sort of pansey-ass kicking "sport". Pff, let me know when the Brits have a sport that requires talent, physical ability, and skill.

/runs like the wind
 
2003-02-12 05:47:55 PM
hmmm how'd that headline get past the censor bots?
 
2003-02-12 05:48:48 PM
hey i was tricked, this isnt football,

um........


.....duke sucks?
 
2003-02-12 05:48:51 PM
The Brits need to hire monkies.
 
2003-02-12 05:49:21 PM
I'd have to care about about soccer or even Great Britain for that matter first.
 
2003-02-12 05:50:04 PM
even the Dallas Cowboys could beat England!

/stops typing and crys a little
 
2003-02-12 05:50:20 PM




HAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaaaaaa ::::gasp:::: BAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaaaa
 
2003-02-12 05:50:59 PM
Pitiful...
 
2003-02-12 05:52:28 PM
I don't get it.
 
2003-02-12 05:52:38 PM
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
 
2003-02-12 05:53:23 PM
i woke up this morning and found out we won, and i'm laughing cos now we beat the poms at everything...
(not just everything less soccer)
 
2003-02-12 05:53:23 PM
Fantastic, Australia can now beat England in any sport except darts & Lawn Bowls.
They had a different team in each half and still couldnt beat us. The excuses will be worth waiting for.
 
2003-02-12 05:53:24 PM
Australia - inspired by Kewell - dominated in midfield and terrorised England down the flanks.

Boy, THAT'S the word for the year. sheesh. No other word could have been used here?
 
2003-02-12 05:53:29 PM
Lord_Dubu

That's a very common usage in the UK and wouldn't be seen as incorrect. Australia when the referent is the Australian football team is seen as plural.
 
2003-02-12 05:53:38 PM
3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1 3-1

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!!
 
2003-02-12 05:53:41 PM
Wife an Aussie, me English - me pissed........her gloating.
 
2003-02-12 05:54:14 PM
Diamondshark

Please illustrate your point using recent rugby union tests as examples.
 
2003-02-12 05:54:24 PM
I see the Brits dont have the cobbles. Here comes ma with the rolling pin.
 
2003-02-12 05:54:49 PM
Eh, it's not like it actually counted for anything.
 
2003-02-12 05:54:56 PM
And in related news, English hooligans were beaten soundly by Aussie hooligans. Australia - inspired by Kewell - dominated in midfield and terrorised England down the flanks.
 
2003-02-12 05:55:04 PM
and not to mention it's spelled "terrorized".
 
2003-02-12 05:56:17 PM
I keep reading the article looking for something about football, but all I see is crap about soccer.
 
2003-02-12 05:56:25 PM
Psh...Football...whatever. Soccer is an excuse for little Mexicans and Brits to feel like they could actually participate in a sport. You don’t have to be big, talented, or strong. Just run fast (like most little people can) and kick a relatively big ball around a relatively small guy into a relatively large goal. Nice sport. Try hitting a tiny ball with a slim bat. Try running through 1000 pounds of meat made up of 3 dudes trying to prevent you from achieving that goal. Try putting a ball into a goal that is just slightly larger than the ball with hands in your face. Fricken soccer. Who can’t play that sport drunk?
 
2003-02-12 05:56:27 PM
Oh and Greyfox the sport you're looking for is rugby and there are a lot of clubs in the US. Feel free to join one.
 
2003-02-12 05:57:13 PM
Sure, but the Aussie's are laughing harder.
 
2003-02-12 05:57:45 PM
Was very funny when the crowd started chanting
"Its just like the cricket!"
"Its just like the cricket!"
"Its just like the cricket!"
"Its just like the cricket!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA
To bad for Youuuuuuuuuuuu

oh and banana, Sven had no idea
 
2003-02-12 05:57:58 PM
The Aussies beat everyone eventually. I'm just glad they can't play basketball.
 
2003-02-12 05:58:04 PM
American Farker: That's not football.

Farking grass fairies.
 
2003-02-12 05:59:02 PM
at least Germany and France also lost - and CHINA DREW WITH BRAZIL!
 
2003-02-12 05:59:13 PM
YES!!! It took a national humiliation to get a link of mine submitted, but never mind
 
2003-02-12 06:01:02 PM
Article implies giving a crap about crumpet-fairy, cake-boy limey sports.

However, headline made me LMFAO.

Thanks, poster!
 
2003-02-12 06:02:21 PM
surprise: "shiatty football team" article is not about the Bengals.
 
2003-02-12 06:03:48 PM

DUKE SUCKS!


Er... wait...


Still farking hillarious though; England 0nwed by Australlia.

 
2003-02-12 06:04:01 PM
That's Karmic commuppance for stealing another nation's star prospect for your own national team (Hargreaves).

'Nuff Said.
 
2003-02-12 06:04:07 PM
fance lost?

they cant win at anything....
 
2003-02-12 06:04:45 PM
You guys could have used some
 
2003-02-12 06:04:49 PM
Madcapcat Congratulations on your FIRST article posting. You rotten bastard!! I had WAYyyyy more interesting articles submitted!
 
2003-02-12 06:08:14 PM
3-1 isn't a very good score. If it were real football, it would be 18-6, which is much more exciting.
 
2003-02-12 06:08:20 PM
Unyon: Speaks the Canadian. This is the wierd thing, he could've played for Wales as well. As could Michael Owen. And yet, without these players, Wales are still the best British team around.

Oh, and Nudtip, I really hope you were just flamebaiting. it's remarkably difficult to play soccer. I know, I can't play it. I'm not saying it's easy to play any american sports, but football isn't all about running around like a madman.
 
2003-02-12 06:08:44 PM
Australia - inspired by Kewell - dominated in midfield and terrorised England down the flanks.

Terror alert raised to red. Bush begins the mass bombing of Australia, hilarity ensues. Duke sucks.
 
2003-02-12 06:09:11 PM
Canada winning at cricket. England losing at soccer. Cats living with dogs. Anarchy.
 
2003-02-12 06:09:26 PM
yes, as per usual France surrenders.

I think we should put sanctions on the Aussies - I mean, who knew all that work in the exercise yard generations ago would make them so good at sports!
 
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