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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)   Airplane drops frozen poop on Santa Cruz for second time in a month   ( divider line
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12541 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Feb 2003 at 11:39 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-13 12:32:08 AM  
I go to to UC Santa Cruz and its a damn shame they didnt kill one hippy.
2003-02-13 12:34:06 AM  
Ok, I've really got to get some sleep. I read that headline as Airplane drops frozen poop on Santa Claus...
2003-02-13 12:44:26 AM  
yer my lucky meteor!
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2003-02-13 12:56:14 AM  
The morale of the story?

America is not safe from ICBMs.
2003-02-13 12:56:33 AM  
maybe its not radioactive pigeons crapping on my car.
2003-02-13 01:02:01 AM  
Another UCSC student here.
Imnotknow01, you've obviously never been here if you think you get lynched for smoking here.
2003-02-13 01:04:19 AM  
Forensic examination reveals the source to be creatures whose diet consists entirely of peanuts, pretzels and crappy coffee.
2003-02-13 01:06:23 AM  
Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
2003-02-13 01:10:36 AM  
wow, kind of a "shiatty" deal...

i got nothin, either
2003-02-13 01:16:38 AM  
They deserved it
2003-02-13 01:22:40 AM  
Icey BM's.......shame on you.
2003-02-13 01:25:16 AM  
I'm sitting here laughing like beavis.

Lord the shame.

heh heheheh he heh heheh.

2003-02-13 01:34:28 AM  
Santa Cruz is a great place...

2003-02-13 01:35:55 AM  
There's nothing like an ice cold poopcicle to start the day out right.
2003-02-13 01:50:18 AM  
What do you expect? California is a shiaty place, at least Southern Cal is.....

*Glad I live up here in teh PNW*
2003-02-13 01:51:38 AM  
Another UCSC student here and all I have to say is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAKES! Haha. OK.
2003-02-13 01:52:22 AM  
2003-02-13 01:56:50 AM  
anybody that dumps on Cali can find a friend in NYC
2003-02-13 01:59:12 AM  
a shiatsicles haha
2003-02-13 02:08:28 AM  
Hahaha. Strange. I live in Santa Cruz. And my studies in aeronautics don't seem to shed any light on this issue.
Hrmph :\
2003-02-13 02:10:51 AM  
OOOOOOOOOOOOOAKES SUCKS! That whole side of campus sucks
2003-02-13 02:14:37 AM  
Dorightnell: Icey BMs
Haaahahahahahahaha! *pours beverage out of keyboard*

Seriously, dang lotta Santa Cruz farkers. I never knew.
We should have a Scruz fark party or something.
2003-02-13 02:15:18 AM  
Any farkers wanna meet at 99 bottles and search for blue ice?

2003-02-13 02:15:51 AM  
dammit...someone already beat me to the boeing bomb joe dirt reference...
2003-02-13 02:21:49 AM  
Baggie of "blue ice" that fell from the sky for sale on eBay (Right next to the "carrot with a vagina")in 3... 2... 1...
2003-02-13 02:22:08 AM  
The thing that strikes me (no pun intended) is that these are only 2 of these things that have been FOUND in the area. I figure that for each crapsicle someone finds, there are at least a dozen or so that fall in yards at night, in fields, in the forest, in the bay, that no one sees because they just melt. I mean holy crap! There must be hundreds of these damn fecal meteorites raining down.
It sounds to me like there are some leaky-ass planes flying out of San Jose International on their way down the coast to LAX or something - (ironic, no?) and the shiat leaking out reaches critical mass after about 40 miles and snaps off. Right over our undeserving if overpriced and hippy-infested town. This crap pisses me off. Someone could get killed. You'd think if they can keep their cabins pressurized they can keep their damn sewage tanks sealed.
2003-02-13 02:23:18 AM  
Desecrated: Hehe, well I'll help ya find transparent ice there. As long as it's sterilized with vodka :)
2003-02-13 02:25:39 AM  
I used to live over in Seabright. It is right under the glide path for planes coming in off of the bay. Never got hit by a frozen turd though. Unfortunately.
2003-02-13 02:29:36 AM  
Desecrated: Hehehe. That'd be one helluva lawsuit. Smoking Gun material for sure. And you'd actually have a case, unlike those eenie meenie biatches :oP

This still surprises me though... I mean it's not like we're in the Dallas or Chicago area - the only planes flying this way at all are going to bo going north or south, and given the topography of california, you'd think they'd be further inland, know what I mean? It's not as if we're inland where large aircraft might well be coming or going in any direction.
2003-02-13 02:35:26 AM  
I always thought they were international flights landing in SJO. Could be wrong though.

Fark party. Santa Cruz. Could be fun. Count me in.
2003-02-13 02:37:53 AM  
I lived in Merrill two years ago. What a lot of drugs.
2003-02-13 02:51:28 AM  
Desecrated: Overseas flights? Hmm, you may have a point there actually. For some reason I always think of SJO as being north of us when it's actually more inland.
*geographic idiot*
And I'm just starting to learn about aviation navigation too. Hah! Wish me luck :P
But yeah that'd make sense. As they descend into the landing pattern, the temperature rises and the ice poopies fall off.

Hayell yeah! How bout the coconut grove? Or perhaps the Catalyst or something...
2003-02-13 02:53:50 AM  
I live in the big city Wtd

Bigger, better, badder drugs... whatta ya got?

I'm off that shiat now
2003-02-13 02:54:18 AM  
MadSenj I don't know about the other crappy colleges on this off campus but Oakes rules.
WTD Merrill is pretty damn cool! Mmm, taqueria.
Other Santa Cruzers If there is a Fark party it better not be @ a bar! I turn 20 Saturday and that's just a tease. As for turning 20. Any Farkers who want to come are invited as long as you bring some booze. It's this Sat night. Come early before the proctor breaks it up!
2003-02-13 02:58:08 AM  
Dr. Proctor, do you want that anal sample now? Or later?
2003-02-13 03:02:24 AM  
D'oh! So many typos in that post. I'm not even going to defend myself.
2003-02-13 03:58:27 AM  
Santa Cruz is perfect....


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I kid. I kid.
2003-02-13 05:50:22 AM  
So THAT'S why every place in Santa Cruz smells. No kidding. My G/F and I went mountain-biking there one weekend, and every place we went smelled like B.O.

I thought it was just all the hippies.

Decent mountain biking areas, though. And, seemingly, a bike shop on every block.
2003-02-13 06:43:39 AM  
Kel: Ya probably smelled all the sweaty mountain bikers :P
We have so many people that come to SC from San Jose and San Fran it's not even funny. We even had to stop putting on a fireworks show (now it's in october on the city's birthday) for the 4th of July because there were so many damn tourists around that ambulances couldn't get through the streets. If Santa Cruz sucks, it's not because of those who live here, it's those who don't.

2003-02-13 08:18:56 AM  
Eenie Meenie Minie Mo
The Shiaters full
She's gonna blow!
2003-02-13 08:36:00 AM  
It sucks when you get stuck in the seats right by the crapper on a crowded plane. Especially when someone like me takes a real stinker and then purposely leaves the door ajar to share with the others.
2003-02-13 09:59:03 AM  
Coals to Newcastle.

They'd best be careful not to do that over DC these days, unless they want a SAM enema.
2003-02-13 11:08:06 AM  
Did any of the hippies there try to smoke it?
2003-02-13 11:17:33 AM  
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2003-02-13 12:17:47 PM  

It's already part of the "toilette of america".
2003-02-13 12:35:51 PM  
I wish UCI were more smoker-friendly :)
2003-02-13 12:35:57 PM  
I go to Santa Cruz twice a week for capoeira.

I ain't seen no flying crap, yet.
2003-02-13 01:05:11 PM  
he called the shiat poop!
2003-02-13 01:13:53 PM  
Yeah, I also live in SC.
That said:
fark transformers!
Need FARK party HERE!
...And everything else that's been said 1000 times in this thread.

2003-02-13 01:34:17 PM  
Think they invented a new word...

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