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(Santa Cruz Sentinel)   Airplane drops frozen poop on Santa Cruz for second time in a month   (santacruzsentinel.com) divider line 105
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2003-02-12 04:19:20 PM
whatta redundant headline
 
2003-02-12 04:52:15 PM
What a shiatty place to live.

Thank you, thank you.
 
2003-02-12 05:37:58 PM
Maybe they are trying to say something to the town.
 
2003-02-12 05:51:37 PM
Eat More Possum:Maybe the pilot has a grudge against them.
 
2003-02-12 11:05:38 PM
farkin jihad on them!
 
2003-02-12 11:42:16 PM
free popsicles for the kids
 
2003-02-12 11:42:48 PM
Mmm, blue raspberry.
 
2003-02-12 11:43:06 PM
hey, now he has two poop decks!
 
2003-02-12 11:44:10 PM
The shiats gonna' fly now
 
2003-02-12 11:44:49 PM
yay, a story without a boobies tag!
 
2003-02-12 11:45:05 PM
If there's one thing I hate about Santa Cruz, it's all the damn vampires.
 
2003-02-12 11:45:52 PM
"The two chunks that dropped on the boat fit into a plastic baggie and were yellowish-brown in color."

You realize what this means. Someone had to put two hunks of frozen poop into a plastic baggie.
 
2003-02-12 11:46:06 PM
They missed Iraq by at least a mile...
 
2003-02-12 11:46:20 PM
I know where I'm not going for spring break...
 
2003-02-12 11:46:39 PM
Look, Up in the sky

It's a bird

It's a plane

.
.
.

Holy Crap Batman!!
 
2003-02-12 11:47:40 PM
it's just an emergency fertlizer drop for the potfarmers down there...
 
2003-02-12 11:49:33 PM
How did they notice?

AK
 
2003-02-12 11:50:55 PM
Am I the only one who found that info about "Blue Ice" at the end of the article funny.
 
2003-02-12 11:51:20 PM
what happened to the "You think getting married these days is tough?" post? (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=438219) bah!
 
2003-02-12 11:51:25 PM
Talk about takin' a dump!
 
2003-02-12 11:53:39 PM
elite-mrp:

It tasted like chicken so it evaporated
 
2003-02-12 11:54:23 PM
Bad joke about shiat hitting the fan somewhere in here...I got nothin'.
 
2003-02-12 11:54:33 PM
Damn! I keep missing his house, too!

Next time I'll aim better.
 
2003-02-12 11:56:53 PM
shiatty
 
2003-02-12 11:58:49 PM
"We want to get to the bottom of this," said Santa Cruz Battalion Chief Bill Starrs.

As if the source wasn't obvious enough, he has to point it out?
 
2003-02-12 11:59:00 PM
`i guess i'm not the only one wonering where that article went, i thought the mods had banned me from it for venting.
 
2003-02-12 11:59:03 PM

"United Airlines: We love to shiat, and it shows."


-OR-


"United Airlines: If your regular, then fly our regular flights to Santa Cruz. Frequent flyers recieve free meals of bran and prune juice."

 
2003-02-12 11:59:55 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you consider the prices to own or live there I consider it rather appropiate.

BTW I remember Santa Cruz as an awesome place to surf/skateboard/trip before it became yuppy paradise.

Can you say SOLD OUT?
 
2003-02-13 12:00:06 AM
'Blue Ice'??? Shouldn't it be brown?

And frozen is preferable to 'warm, fresh, and gooey' in this case.

This is also a Nuclear Test Ban Treaty exercise.. pray continue...
 
2003-02-13 12:00:22 AM
NASA advises public not to touch it...
 
2003-02-13 12:01:01 AM
wow, two golden, i mean blue showers less than 1 mile/week apart, this guy must feel like he won the lottery!
 
2003-02-13 12:02:09 AM
Thats a boeing bomb
Nothing more than a big ole chunk of frozen poopie
You can see the peanut
 
2003-02-13 12:02:26 AM
for shiat sake don't walk down the street smoking a cigarette in that town, you might get lynched
 
2003-02-13 12:02:33 AM
Anyone remember the first or second Powell and Peralta Bones Video?

/old time skater
 
2003-02-13 12:04:25 AM
HaHa!! I'm from Santa Cruz.
 
2003-02-13 12:04:25 AM

Where the heck is the Poopsmith when you need him?
 
2003-02-13 12:07:08 AM
This kind of shiat doesn't happen in Felton.
 
2003-02-13 12:07:15 AM
great article...
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
 
2003-02-13 12:07:53 AM
I dunno, any time this happens to California I gotta go with "Amusing."
 
2003-02-13 12:07:58 AM
Heh. I live in Santa Cruz. Guess I'll keep an eye up on the drive to work tomorrow. My truck is banged up enough as it is; I don't need any help from United.
 
2003-02-13 12:09:36 AM
Blue Ice Causes Man To Have Red Azz!

Blue Ice Found To Be Yellowish Brown. Police Suspect Jacko's Surgeon.
 
2003-02-13 12:11:15 AM
the wierd thing is it's actually the airplane's poo. wonder what it's been eating.
 
2003-02-13 12:12:11 AM
Heck, I live in New Jersey and even I think that's gross!

Let's just have United cross Baghdad on all their routes and Saddam will be begging us for mercy!
 
2003-02-13 12:18:14 AM
You can see the peanut...lol

great Joe Dirt reference, I thought the same thing when I read the headline. Good ole david spade......I miss Chris Farley so much
 
2003-02-13 12:19:09 AM
I hope that plane wiped and flush
 
2003-02-13 12:20:07 AM
"We want to get to the bottom of this,"

LOL OMG ROTFLMAO WTF!11
 
2003-02-13 12:21:00 AM
It's a blue Icey BM!

/oldpunchline
 
2003-02-13 12:21:32 AM
ok, so if ice falls out of a plane at 30k feet, i will quickly right down the serial number like they say.
 
2003-02-13 12:28:04 AM
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who immediately thought "Joe Dirt"
 
2003-02-13 12:30:27 AM
Mattsky1981: Let's also hope it wiped from front to back.
 
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