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(KSL.com)   Things you shouldn't do with an unmarked white van: Taping up a sign saying "FREE CANDY INSIDE", placing a mattress and clothes on the van's floor, and parking it randomly in neighborhoods   (ksl.com) divider line 156
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2009-05-08 03:59:50 AM  
yuppers =P.
 
2009-05-08 04:00:34 AM  
PickinWhiskers: FTA: Adults looked inside and did not see any candy

Why does that make me laugh?

Pictures of dissapointed adults looking for candy, I guess.
And the fact that is what they are really conscerned about.


That one got me too.
 
2009-05-08 04:15:39 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: yuppers =P.

shakes tiny fist yelling "I want my video,and my Mtv"
/sorry;}
 
2009-05-08 04:18:49 AM  
Uchiha_Cycliste, thomps, rcain, WaltzingMathilda, brap, exodus2001 et al.

thanks for the laughs!!
 
2009-05-08 04:30:38 AM  
Insert cat who loves this thread so much here.

I lol'd.
 
2009-05-08 04:42:58 AM  
madpwnage.net

This thread: WTF happened? I mean, I read it, but... WTF?
 
2009-05-08 05:36:15 AM  
refrigeratorelf: PickinWhiskers: FTA: Adults looked inside and did not see any candy

i'd call the cops too. that's just false advertising
 
2009-05-08 05:39:15 AM  
ksjones: refrigeratorelf: PickinWhiskers: FTA: Adults looked inside and did not see any candy

i'd call the cops too. that's just false advertising



kystes.blog.lemonde.fr Hooray for candy!
 
2009-05-08 06:05:52 AM  
I'm here for the gangbang. Too late?
 
2009-05-08 06:59:54 AM  
College kid=Jackass.
Not only that but it is creepy as fark. Wrong in all kinds of ways. He was wrong for doing it. Anyhow.
 
2009-05-08 08:00:42 AM  
I feel dirty just reading this thread. Gonna go read NPR or something...
 
2009-05-08 08:28:58 AM  
wait he didn't get charged and labeled as a sex offender? they had many reasons to label him as one.

1. He is Male
2. Van
3. Free Candy
 
2009-05-08 08:39:40 AM  
secure.nbcuniversalstore.com
 
2009-05-08 08:39:41 AM  
Cup_O_Jo: College kid=Jackass.
Not only that but it is creepy as fark. Wrong in all kinds of ways. He was wrong for doing it. Anyhow.


Not only is it funny, but it will hopefully serve as a reality check to the parents.

- Paedos aren't going to literally place a sign on the side of their vehicle.
- The amount of fear over this issue is disproportionate to the risk, your kids are orders of magnitude more likely to be harmed as result of something mundane like your inattentive driving.
- The vast majority of sexual abuse is done by friends and family, not strangers.

This kid is like the comically obvious troll, that a hand full of people just don't get... and their naivete amusing.
 
2009-05-08 08:45:14 AM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2009-05-08 08:50:34 AM  
www.fosterspage.net
 
2009-05-08 08:51:14 AM  
"Police were called and investigated."

Why were the police investigated?
 
2009-05-08 08:56:18 AM  
brooksorpikfacts.com

Penguins fans will understand
 
2009-05-08 08:57:44 AM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2009-05-08 09:25:02 AM  
It turns out, police believe the sign was harmless.

Great police work there, Lou.
 
2009-05-08 09:59:59 AM  
Have a seat over here.
 
2009-05-08 10:15:44 AM  
This thread was fun. If only I didn't have to actually sleep I could have stayed around a while longer and helped deliver more creepy. Ah well ... next time.
 
2009-05-08 10:18:08 AM  
Penn and Teller: Bullshiat! Stranger Danger

Manditory viewing for any parent.
 
2009-05-08 10:21:23 AM  
BigChad: Penn and Teller: Bullshiat! Stranger Danger

Manditory viewing for any parent.


I don't want to sound like a dick, but I don't think anyone on earth should take parenting advice from Vegas sideshow acts.
 
2009-05-08 10:40:14 AM  
OK, What's his Fark handle?
 
2009-05-08 11:10:34 AM  
I always wanted to own a non-descript white van with the personalized license plate "SRLKLR".

// doesn't want free candy.
 
2009-05-08 11:12:40 AM  
WaltzingMathilda: BigChad: Penn and Teller: Bullshiat! Stranger Danger

Manditory viewing for any parent.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but I don't think anyone on earth should take parenting advice from Vegas sideshow acts.


You would be wrong
 
2009-05-08 11:16:24 AM  
dragyne: WaltzingMathilda: BigChad: Penn and Teller: Bullshiat! Stranger Danger

Manditory viewing for any parent.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but I don't think anyone on earth should take parenting advice from Vegas sideshow acts.

You would be wrong


wow ... insightful. take tiger training advice from Siegfried and Roy?
 
2009-05-08 11:20:04 AM  

img356.imageshack.us
 
2009-05-08 11:49:10 AM  
dragyne: WaltzingMathilda: BigChad: Penn and Teller: Bullshiat! Stranger Danger

Manditory viewing for any parent.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but I don't think anyone on earth should take parenting advice from Vegas sideshow acts.

You would be wrong


"Stranger Danger" irks me. While that kind of danger does remotely exist, I don't need people harrying my kids about it until they cower behind me in the grocery because an old woman smiled at them. It's the kind of thing that should be covered by common sense taught to kids, e.g., no, you don't go off alone with someone you don't know, or play in the street, or try to eat live scorpions. Not juiced up to some paranoiac level.
 
2009-05-08 11:49:57 AM  
Meant to include up there that Penn & Teller are awesome.
 
2009-05-08 11:50:06 AM  
StaleCoffee: dragyne: WaltzingMathilda: BigChad: Penn and Teller: Bullshiat! Stranger Danger

Manditory viewing for any parent.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but I don't think anyone on earth should take parenting advice from Vegas sideshow acts.

You would be wrong

"Stranger Danger" irks me. While that kind of danger does remotely exist, I don't need people harrying my kids about it until they cower behind me in the grocery because an old woman smiled at them. It's the kind of thing that should be covered by common sense taught to kids, e.g., no, you don't go off alone with someone you don't know, or play in the street, or try to eat live scorpions. Not juiced up to some paranoiac level.


I agree. I just don't think you need Penn and Teller to teach common sense.
 
2009-05-08 11:53:41 AM  
WaltzingMathilda: StaleCoffee: dragyne: WaltzingMathilda: BigChad: Penn and Teller: Bullshiat! Stranger Danger

Manditory viewing for any parent.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but I don't think anyone on earth should take parenting advice from Vegas sideshow acts.

You would be wrong

"Stranger Danger" irks me. While that kind of danger does remotely exist, I don't need people harrying my kids about it until they cower behind me in the grocery because an old woman smiled at them. It's the kind of thing that should be covered by common sense taught to kids, e.g., no, you don't go off alone with someone you don't know, or play in the street, or try to eat live scorpions. Not juiced up to some paranoiac level.

I agree. I just don't think you need Penn and Teller to teach common sense.


The fact that people do is the problem.
 
2009-05-08 11:54:25 AM  
Taping a sign. That's not funny. Now Spray paint is funny.
Seen in Dayton Ohio:
gt7p2a.bay.livefilestore.com

/Good point about getting labled a sex offender over a joke.
//Not something I would do.
///If anyone wants that image they should copy it, It will probably only be up for the weekend.
 
2009-05-08 12:03:57 PM  
Redscum: WaltzingMathilda: StaleCoffee: dragyne: WaltzingMathilda: BigChad: Penn and Teller: Bullshiat! Stranger Danger

Manditory viewing for any parent.

I don't want to sound like a dick, but I don't think anyone on earth should take parenting advice from Vegas sideshow acts.

You would be wrong

"Stranger Danger" irks me. While that kind of danger does remotely exist, I don't need people harrying my kids about it until they cower behind me in the grocery because an old woman smiled at them. It's the kind of thing that should be covered by common sense taught to kids, e.g., no, you don't go off alone with someone you don't know, or play in the street, or try to eat live scorpions. Not juiced up to some paranoiac level.

I agree. I just don't think you need Penn and Teller to teach common sense.

The fact that people do is the problem.


Well, sadly, even though they may be right about Stranger Danger, they're farking tools and blow it on other issues.
 
2009-05-08 12:06:55 PM  
incognito.org

/not the best pic out there but you get the idea
 
2009-05-08 12:08:06 PM  
Adults looked inside and did not see any candy


Priceless.
 
2009-05-08 12:15:04 PM  
Duck_of_Doom: Uchiha_Cycliste
thomps
rcain
WaltzingMathilda
brap
Exodus2001


^^^^^^^^^^^^^ People that didn't expect this thread to go green...
 
2009-05-08 12:27:37 PM  
WaltzingMathilda:
Well, sadly, even though they may be right about Stranger Danger, they're farking tools and blow it on other issues.


Such as? Haven't seen the whole series yet but I'm curious what you say they got wrong.
 
2009-05-08 12:36:34 PM  
the_wanderer: Duck_of_Doom: Uchiha_Cycliste
thomps
rcain
WaltzingMathilda
brap
Exodus2001

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ People that didn't expect this thread to go green...


It was already flaming green and in "Upcoming Links" when we posted all of it. We are proud of our handy work.
 
2009-05-08 12:55:08 PM  
Exodus2001: the_wanderer: Duck_of_Doom: Uchiha_Cycliste
thomps
rcain
WaltzingMathilda
brap
Exodus2001

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ People that didn't expect this thread to go green...

It was already flaming green and in "Upcoming Links" when we posted all of it. We are proud of our handy work.


I have absolutely nothing to be ashamed about in this thread.
And neither do you Exodus2001 ;). muah.
 
2009-05-08 12:58:07 PM  
What else are you going to do with an unmarked white van?

/kudos to those who started this prank
//I too was very amused by "Adults looked inside and did not see any candy"
 
2009-05-08 01:03:19 PM  
Why do people always associate Pedophiles with Furries?
 
2009-05-08 01:13:44 PM  
real_headhoncho: Why do people always associate Pedophiles with Furries?

Because both groups are so mentally deranged that regular human beings can't understand the paraphilia.
 
2009-05-08 01:15:56 PM  
lh4.ggpht.com
/Better late than never?
 
2009-05-08 01:19:12 PM  
TheGogmagog: Taping a sign. That's not funny. Now Spray paint is funny.
Seen in Dayton Ohio:


/Good point about getting labled a sex offender over a joke.
//Not something I would do.
///If anyone wants that image they should copy it, It will probably only be up for the weekend.


its funny because I have driven past there before
 
2009-05-08 01:38:23 PM  
Did anyone hear about the Jewish child molester?

He was like, 'Hey kids, wanna BUY some candy?'
 
2009-05-08 01:53:08 PM  
Anon is everywhere.

Thanks for the lulz Anon!
 
2009-05-08 02:00:24 PM  
FTFA: But for neighbors who live in Provo's Grandview neighborhood, it raised serious concerns with them that a child predator could be targeting kids on the street.

It's called a "prank."
 
2009-05-08 02:27:12 PM  
WaltzingMathilda: WaltzingMathilda: Uchiha_Cycliste: I think we can all agree a farker was involved.

I don't know how to say this ...

Fark isn't the alpha and the omega of the internet. There

not sure how that got in there


I bet you say that to all the guys
 
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