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(Yahoo)   Tokyo lost and found has 1.7 million items including wayward tortoises   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 58
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2003-02-12 10:25:40 AM
I knew I forgot something on my way back from Tokyo, I'm coming to get you Senor Hardshell!
 
2003-02-12 10:40:55 AM
How do they now the tortises were wayward? Did they escape from the home for wayward tortises?
 
2003-02-12 11:48:01 AM
Amazing, Grace. I once was lost, but now I'm found. (Just for Bevets)
 
2003-02-12 12:03:15 PM
Carry on my wayward tortoise.

[/Kansas]
 
2003-02-12 12:13:07 PM
(Places hands over boobies)

'Come in Tokyo, Come in Tokyo...'
 
2003-02-12 12:39:43 PM
Who the hell bothers to turn in umbrellas? Don't these people know about the rules of the Umbrella Co-op?
 
2003-02-12 12:42:14 PM

Wayward turtle in Tokyo ? Bullshiat, It's GAMMERA run for your lives !


 
2003-02-12 12:45:32 PM
Among other lost-and-found items were 84 pets, including 12 ferrets and an unspecified number of tortoises.

Unspecified? I'll bet they had two turned in, but by the time someone checked on them, there were a dozen. I mean, the Japanese can count to 84, so how else can they not know a number less than that?
 
2003-02-12 12:48:31 PM
Wayward turtle in Tokyo ? Bullshiat, It's GAMMERA run for your lives ! Hmmm maybe that explains the tremor we just had...
 
2003-02-12 12:53:37 PM
I find it interesting that:

The $20.33 million in dropped or misplaced money included a single find of $79,000 last December.

Ummmm, $ = U.S. Dollars.

Nobody lost/found any Yen?
 
2003-02-12 12:54:38 PM
6 months and 2 weeks.

Good, I still have a week and a half left to claim my unspecified number of tortoises.
 
2003-02-12 12:58:36 PM
First Rule of the Umbrella Co-op:
You do not talk about the Umbrella Co-op.
 
2003-02-12 01:00:36 PM
Maybe they'll find Jimmy Hoffa.....
 
2003-02-12 01:00:46 PM
I wonder if they found my sense of youthful exuberance?
 
2003-02-12 01:01:03 PM
Quick Poll: How many times will the word bukkake appear on this thread?
 
2003-02-12 01:01:14 PM
Uh...I claim the $79,000
 
2003-02-12 01:03:28 PM
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BUKKAKE!
 
2003-02-12 01:05:52 PM


That must be where Bjork lost her sense of style.
 
2003-02-12 01:06:22 PM
I am ashamed to admit this being from South Carolina and all, but when the state fair was ere this past fall, the local paper ran an article about these 2 fat redneck skanks who run (year after year) the lost and found at the fair. They was tellin' us all about the weird stuff that was left. My favorite: Someone turns in a set of false teeth. Couple hours later, old lady comes to L and F and says hubby lost false teeth. She takes 'em. Couple hours later, woman returns, says they are not hubby's cuz they do not fit.

Ah, white trash, the material never ends....
 
2003-02-12 01:07:25 PM
I lost my virginity at the county fair.
 
2003-02-12 01:09:14 PM
Why is there only 1 FARKIN Boobies link for this entire week!?!?!?!?!?

Jesus H. Christ. Some of are suffering from severe blue balls here. How irresponsible of the admins.

Give us Bukkake or give us death.
 
2003-02-12 01:10:53 PM
Did they find any loose-socks urabon hentai schoolgirls? 'Cause ours turned up missing.
 
2003-02-12 01:14:03 PM
I once lost my train pass in a Tokyo suburb 10 minutes from the nearest station. When I went to the station lost and found that evening, it was there.

Gotta love them Japs.
 
2003-02-12 01:18:08 PM
they find any evidence of Iraq's WMD program in there?

Have to love the unspecified number of tortoises.. because you know how fast those things run around and evade accurate accounting measures.
 
2003-02-12 01:22:01 PM
tortoise sushi=unspecified
 
2003-02-12 01:23:25 PM
Macabre:
Ok, death it is. **calls in airstrike** Who the hell gets off on some poor girl drowning in boy butter? If you need fark to find porn on the internet, you deserve the blue balls!

Oi, oi, oi....
 
2003-02-12 01:24:52 PM
I thought Gamera was friendly?
 
2003-02-12 01:38:17 PM
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/page.php?id=288806
 
2003-02-12 01:39:04 PM
"Why is there only 1 FARKIN Boobies link for this entire week!?!?!?!?!?"

Macabre

Ive been asking myself the same question. Maybe Fark lost them?

I've got Tokyo on the line now but all I hear is people screaming, "AIEEE! Gammera!"

What's up with that?
 
2003-02-12 01:44:58 PM
I'm going there right now to claim the train I lost.
 
2003-02-12 01:49:34 PM
AIEEE! Gammera!

/phonelines go down
 
2003-02-12 01:59:33 PM
Hello? Hello? Tokyo?

Damn.
 
2003-02-12 02:02:36 PM
Aww,sh!t. We lost Takogirl...Somebody better get CNN on the horn,stat!
 
2003-02-12 02:09:01 PM
Damn

Crabinacan stole my thunder, but here goes anyways:

Maybe that's where my bukkake, scat, schoolgirl, and tentacle rape hentai porn tapes are at.....
 
2003-02-12 02:20:07 PM
I found that to be an amusing article & I didn't even masturbate to it.
 
2003-02-12 02:21:13 PM
One time I somehow managed to lose my iPod on a train in Japan. (Yes, I'm a dumbass. What happened was I took it out of my pocket so as to start listening to it, and set it next to me, and then a girl from my school appeared and I got distracted.) A few days later it showed up at the train company's lost and found office. I love Japanese people.
 
2003-02-12 02:21:18 PM
Hello? Tune in Tokyo (plays with n!pples like radio dials), come in Tokyo.
 
2003-02-12 02:28:38 PM
NoYOUSuck - do you remember what movie that came from?
 
2003-02-12 02:29:59 PM
lmao at the "boy butter" thing. . .
 
2003-02-12 02:32:43 PM
02-12-03 01:39:04 PM InsidiousMrHuge
"Why is there only 1 FARKIN Boobies link for this entire week!?!?!?!?!?"

Macabre

Ive been asking myself the same question. Maybe Fark lost them?



Aren't there ENOUGH boobies on the internet that you can get to them without waiting for FARK to post them?
 
2003-02-12 02:33:00 PM
Medf

I'm going out on a limb here, but was is "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"?
 
2003-02-12 02:35:09 PM
SamHandwich

Well, um...damn.

/surrenders
 
2003-02-12 02:36:59 PM
In S0v1et Tokyo, tortoises find wayward YOU!
 
2003-02-12 02:37:43 PM
02-12-03 02:35:09 PM InsidiousMrHuge
SamHandwich

Well, um...damn.

/surrenders


Sorry, i'm just in a miserable mood today. I'm just tired of whiners.

/hollow apology
 
2003-02-12 02:38:11 PM
Dear city of Tokyo...

I happened to lose $79,000 dollars (give or take) in cash last year somewhere in your city...If you'd be so kind as to mail it to me in a plain brown envelope (I'll pay the postage), I'd really appreciate it.

Thanks.

Saddad


Think it'll work?
 
2003-02-12 02:40:45 PM
Medf, Insidious is right... "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
 
2003-02-12 02:44:03 PM
Gammera started out mean. He didn't get nice till
those crazy Japanese kids went inside of him in
their yellow submarine.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY........GAMMERA!!!!!!
 
2003-02-12 02:50:24 PM
NoYOUSuck

Jeebus. I don't know whether to be amazed at my powers of recall or embarassed that I actually knew that. Think I'll go with embarassed.

SamHandwich

Sorry man. Wish I could send you some boobies. I'm sure the dry spell will end soon though. This is Fark for cryin' out loud.

That's all I got. Gammera rules.

/signs off
 
2003-02-12 02:55:12 PM
Sam_Handwich You must admit, though, that only Fark offers intelligent discussion and witty, germaine insights about the boobies. You can't get that kind of high-quality discourse about boobies from Google. I'm assuming, anyway; it's hard to tell lately, but I'm sure once I clear off this three-foot pile of Kleenex blocking my moniter, it will be much easier to read the boobies threads.
 
2003-02-12 03:56:00 PM
"Among other lost-and-found items were 84 pets, including 12 ferrets and an unspecified number of tortoises."


I sure hope someone lost food to feed all those pets.
 
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