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(The Superficial)   Lindsay and Ali Lohan learn to surf. In other news, Pacific Ocean to be treated for gonorrhea   (thesuperficial.com) divider line 160
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2009-05-06 08:07:00 AM
WTF with her sisters teeth, they look like an 80s game show hosts.
 
2009-05-06 08:17:56 AM
Mommy....what are those white and brown clumps floating around?
 
2009-05-06 08:19:28 AM
Well, it's already got crabs.
 
2009-05-06 08:50:00 AM
Riders of Lohan! For wrath! For ruin!
 
2009-05-06 08:50:43 AM
... Water sports
 
2009-05-06 08:51:20 AM
It's crazy that Ali looks about 25 but isn't even old enough to drive yet..

www.dailylohan.com
 
2009-05-06 08:52:43 AM
+1 subby. I chortled.
 
2009-05-06 08:54:05 AM
The Drunk IT Guy: It's crazy that Ali looks about 25 but isn't even old enough to drive yet..

wait, she isn't? How old is she? Is pedobear coming this way?
 
2009-05-06 08:54:06 AM
I somewhat remember Lindsay Lohan being attractive, but I don't believe I've seen a picture in quite a few years. Seeing her and her sister now, why does anyone care about those talentless women? Call me when Megan Fox learns to surf.
 
2009-05-06 08:55:31 AM
The Drunk IT Guy: It's crazy that Ali looks about 25 but isn't even old enough to drive yet..

Yea, I'm sorry, but if this is what 15 looks like nowadays I'm gonna have to start staying inside.

thesuperficial.com
 
2009-05-06 08:56:06 AM
It already contracted it 22 years ago when I learned how to surf.

Oh, and Mr. Zog's gave me a chest rash. I had to wear a t-shirt.
 
2009-05-06 08:57:21 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-05-06 08:57:22 AM
Opiate of the Lasses: The Drunk IT Guy: It's crazy that Ali looks about 25 but isn't even old enough to drive yet..

Yea, I'm sorry, but if this is what 15 looks like nowadays I'm gonna have to start staying inside.


Great. Now I'm going to have to sanitize my HD and report myself to the police.

/any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?
//aisle seat please
 
2009-05-06 08:57:23 AM
"I wanna buy a gun... Keep talkin' white trash, but I'm more interested in something that'll take the head off a honky at 20 paces! "
 
2009-05-06 08:58:13 AM
dittybopper: It already contracted it 22 years ago when I learned how to surf.

Oh, and Mr. Zog's gave me a chest rash. I had to wear a t-shirt.


Admit it. You wore the t-shirt to hide you man boobs.
 
2009-05-06 08:59:43 AM
Opiate of the Lasses: The Drunk IT Guy: It's crazy that Ali looks about 25 but isn't even old enough to drive yet..

Yea, I'm sorry, but if this is what 15 looks like nowadays I'm gonna have to start staying inside.


It's all the hormones in the milk and meat and estrogen mimicking chemicals in plastics and pesticides. The girls look like college students before they get to junior high and the boys are have growing moobs and shrinking sperm counts.
 
2009-05-06 09:00:03 AM
Farkwaddle: /any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?

Pick a direction- down the leg or up and tucked into your waistband.
 
2009-05-06 09:00:31 AM
Opiate of the Lasses: Yea, I'm sorry, but if this is what 15 looks like nowadays I'm gonna have to start staying inside.

Jesus Christ on a crutch, dude.. I went back to my high school a few years ago to get my transcripts and whatnot, and farkin' aye.. I don't know if there is something in the water, or all the pumped up chicken and beef and shiat, but a lot of them looked well over 18, and quite a few drinking legal.

In light of this, I have found a near foolproof way to find out if the girl is over 18 or not: Meet the parents. They will be the first ones to let you know that their little girl has to be up to catch the bus to school the next morning.
 
2009-05-06 09:00:32 AM
Is Ali already on house arrest?
 
2009-05-06 09:00:48 AM
Every teenage girl in this country has had more sex than you, subby, I don't know why you like to pick on this one.
 
2009-05-06 09:01:06 AM
Farkwaddle: /any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?
//aisle seat please


Under-the-belt-tuck.
 
2009-05-06 09:01:11 AM
Farkwaddle: any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?

In the secretary.
 
2009-05-06 09:01:27 AM
Vangor: I somewhat remember Lindsay Lohan being attractive, but I don't believe I've seen a picture in quite a few years. Seeing her and her sister now, why does anyone care about those talentless women? Call me when Megan Fox learns to surf.

Couldn't find any of her surfing.....hopefully these will do...

i280.photobucket.com
i280.photobucket.com
i280.photobucket.com

/great way to start the day...
 
2009-05-06 09:03:22 AM
Vangor: Farkwaddle: any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?

In the secretary.


It's been my experience that interns are great for that sort of thing.
 
2009-05-06 09:03:42 AM
Vangor: Farkwaddle: any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?

In the secretary.


Dude, if you saw her you wouldn't have said that. Think 50's, about 150lbs overweight and smokes like a chimney. Think I'll do the belt tuck.
Thanks for the suggestions.
 
2009-05-06 09:04:12 AM
She's pretty attractive in the pictures of her that are all airbrushed and fixed. On the flipside, she's somewhere around average or maybe just below in her "real" shots. She does have nice boobs though.
 
2009-05-06 09:05:25 AM
Somebody needs a sammich.
 
2009-05-06 09:05:25 AM
why is it that any girl that isn't a virgin in considered to be a cesspool of STDs?
 
2009-05-06 09:05:57 AM
Angry Buddha: dittybopper: It already contracted it 22 years ago when I learned how to surf.

Oh, and Mr. Zog's gave me a chest rash. I had to wear a t-shirt.

Admit it. You wore the t-shirt to hide you man boobs.


I have them now. Didn't have them back then (I was in the Army, and reasonably fit).
 
2009-05-06 09:06:47 AM
Vangor: Farkwaddle: any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?

In the bosses daughter.
 
2009-05-06 09:07:14 AM
TheraTx: why is it that any girl that isn't a virgin in considered to be a cesspool of STDs?

Because they've slept with men.
 
2009-05-06 09:08:02 AM
RoxtarRyan: Under-the-belt-tuck.

That doesn't work if it goes up to the navel.

/the other direction presents similar issues
 
2009-05-06 09:09:06 AM
TheraTx: why is it that any girl that isn't a virgin in considered to be a cesspool of STDs?

Its written in the Qur'an, infidel.
 
2009-05-06 09:09:31 AM
FunkOut: Opiate of the Lasses: The Drunk IT Guy: It's crazy that Ali looks about 25 but isn't even old enough to drive yet..

Yea, I'm sorry, but if this is what 15 looks like nowadays I'm gonna have to start staying inside.

It's all the hormones in the milk and meat and estrogen mimicking chemicals in plastics and pesticides. The girls look like college students before they get to junior high and the boys are have growing moobs and shrinking sperm counts.


Yep. Add a healthy amount of plant sterols, and girls are starting having their periods at 11. . .my daughter did, and it sucked.

Broktun
 
2009-05-06 09:09:48 AM
TheraTx: why is it that any girl that isn't a virgin in considered to be a cesspool of STDs?

Because it wouldn't make much sense to consider a virgin to be a cesspool of STDs, now would it.
 
2009-05-06 09:09:54 AM
swingerhead 2009-05-06 09:06:47 AM
Vangor: Farkwaddle: any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?

In the bosses daughter.


LOL
 
2009-05-06 09:10:18 AM
Good greif she has some WIERD looking feet!
Those are more like paws.
 
2009-05-06 09:12:36 AM
Broktun: FunkOut: Opiate of the Lasses: The Drunk IT Guy: It's crazy that Ali looks about 25 but isn't even old enough to drive yet..

Yea, I'm sorry, but if this is what 15 looks like nowadays I'm gonna have to start staying inside.

It's all the hormones in the milk and meat and estrogen mimicking chemicals in plastics and pesticides. The girls look like college students before they get to junior high and the boys are have growing moobs and shrinking sperm counts.

Yep. Add a healthy amount of plant sterols, and girls are starting having their periods at 11. . .my daughter did, and it sucked.

Broktun


How much for dee wimmin?
 
2009-05-06 09:13:19 AM
Lohan has always been slightly misshapen. Not excessively so, I mean, but just not quite there. I think it's the boyhips. Put a slight layer of chub on that (since she has no muscles) and you get... that.

Don't get me wrong, I've always thought she was smoking, but WAY moreso back in the Herbie/Mean Girls kind of way. I think cleaning up, getting straight (no pun intended), and some time with a trainer/nutritionist would help her out.

/sharp knees
//wish i could have a trainer/nutritionist
 
2009-05-06 09:13:26 AM
TheraTx: why is it that any girl that isn't a virgin in considered to be a cesspool of STDs?

Because the founders of the US were the Dutch equivalent of the Taleban.
 
2009-05-06 09:15:00 AM
zootsuit: Good greif she has some WIERD looking feet!
Those are more like paws.


img239.imageshack.us

Field Marshal Erwin Rommel unavailable for English spelling lessons.
 
2009-05-06 09:15:27 AM
I swear their parents must have raised them on tobacco and meth in the milk bottle. They look prematurely aged.
 
2009-05-06 09:17:21 AM
equilibrium: RoxtarRyan: Under-the-belt-tuck.

That doesn't work if it goes up to the navel.


Why, are you stuck in the 80's wearing shirts that are cut off right below your moobs?
 
2009-05-06 09:20:53 AM
They'll never get the smell out of those fish.
 
2009-05-06 09:22:30 AM
www.prosurfinstruction.com

100% pure adrenaline


/ got nadda...couldn't find pic of Warchild or Tone...
// h-l
 
2009-05-06 09:22:33 AM
bilbo douchebaggins: Broktun: FunkOut: Opiate of the Lasses: The Drunk IT Guy: It's crazy that Ali looks about 25 but isn't even old enough to drive yet..

Yea, I'm sorry, but if this is what 15 looks like nowadays I'm gonna have to start staying inside.

It's all the hormones in the milk and meat and estrogen mimicking chemicals in plastics and pesticides. The girls look like college students before they get to junior high and the boys are have growing moobs and shrinking sperm counts.

Yep. Add a healthy amount of plant sterols, and girls are starting having their periods at 11. . .my daughter did, and it sucked.

Broktun

How much for dee wimmin?


I'll pay you if you take my wife. . .she may want to make it a package deal. I'll check and let you know.
 
2009-05-06 09:23:43 AM
equilibrium: RoxtarRyan: Under-the-belt-tuck.

That doesn't work if it goes up to the navel.

/the other direction presents similar issues


Nice.
 
2009-05-06 09:24:05 AM
Great. Now the fish are going to smell like that forever.
 
2009-05-06 09:25:34 AM
dittybopper: zootsuit: Good greif she has some WIERD looking feet!
Those are more like paws.



Field Marshal Erwin Rommel unavailable for English spelling lessons.


But-but-but... my English teacher taught me eye-before-ee-except-after-see!

/KY public school system FTW
 
2009-05-06 09:27:02 AM
Farkwaddle: Vangor: Farkwaddle: any suggestions on how to hide a chubby at work?

In the secretary.

Dude, if you saw her you wouldn't have said that. Think 50's, about 150lbs overweight and smokes like a chimney. Think I'll do the belt tuck.
Thanks for the suggestions.


Any port in a storm...
 
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