I turn 30 in 2 mos and I've never been married (was engaged long enough to realize, I didn't want to be married/tied-down/endentured-servitude-just-for-sex)...

What's up with this...???

Even at my age, the women still have issues or are younger than me and still think they're in high school...any suggestions on possible chick pick-up spots?

Church isn't an answer. To me it seemed kinda perverse to go and pick up people at church (idea thanks to granny)....

You guys are weird.


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How many of these women were cute though, honestly?

I'm going to put a sign in front of my house that says "Sexual partner wanted. Females only."

Dang, this article is over 2 months old, the 2nd date they kept referring to happened the day of this article, anybody find a follow up?

They didn't show the house the sign was on. If it was anything like this, well... duh.

Hmmmm. mabey i should but a Fark add. Wife Wanted. must live in VA... it dont think anyone would be interested. anyone else ever had sucess with this kind of thing?

Nicoffein:

I don't think that would be the house of a retired teacher in a small town in Michigan.

Why not? We have warm summers sometimes!

Maybe I should try that. 'cept

great.....now all i need is a yard!

I do believe this is a repeat, and the second date was a complete disaster and Stevie-boy was devastated. There is a radio station Farker who had the man crying on his radio show, if I remember correctly....hang on let me rummage in the forums.

Wanted: Some nice slobbery head.

bah, need more whiskey to do mind numbing searching like this. Anyway I shall persevere and report back in due course. Roger and Out.

Not to run any risks of missing out, I just put a 'Blowjobs and Cash Needed' sign in my front yard.

No takers, unless you count that german shepard.

Nicoffeine - My thoughts exactly.

Need a 'Farkers Wanted' t-shirt ;-)

Can't beleive it worked for him, I have had a 'Wife not wanted' sign in my yard for months now, and my wife still lives here.....hmmmmmm.

If I didn't wreck my nice 2001 car the other day, I would put a sign on it that said, "Looking for Love or Sex, whichever comes first, females only, exceptions: Brad Pitt or Leonardo Dicaprio"

Vishus

You can always go to AA meetings to meet women. They aren't like the ones you meet at abortion clinics, but still, needy.

02-12-03 03:54:35 AM BadBatsuMaru
Nicoffein:

I don't think that would be the house of a retired teacher in a small town in Michigan.

If you were a teacher, and then BOOM you had the money for that house, you would retire too!

.......

*busy making "girlfriend wanted" sign*

Church isn't an answer. To me it seemed kinda perverse to go and pick up people at church (idea thanks to granny)....

Well, ask around. Chances are there may even be a ministry at one of your local churches that is dedicated to getting folks hitched. If you go at it from that angle, then it removes the motive you are conflicted by.

That is so weird thinking that it is perverse to meet women at church. Here is the place they have been encouraging you from the time you were little to grow up, get married, and have children - and you think it is somehow contrary to this notion to meet a woman at church?

No, church is the perfect place. You already have something in common with everyone there.

"Beer wench wanted"
-preferably with beer included.

people say "high school girls" as if it's disparaging

As someone starting college in a month, can anyone give me any tips on the primary differences between high school/college girls

Bwahahaha. Bring this to the notice of the virgins in yesterday's thread.

College girls now believe they are women.

Chrisifa College girls are all lesbians. well according to those porn sites i vis...... get emails from.

Dude I tried this same thing like a month ago and not one woman so much as knocked on my trailer door.

So, Duke sucks?

"wife wanted"?

-take mine, please!

You can always take a cue from Chuck Palahniuk's novel, "Choke", and pick up ladies at your local Sex Addicts Anonymous meetings.

Think this works for other commodities like new Harley Davidsons and Pickup Trucks?

Think I'll make a sign...

Boobies are cool

It's easier to tempt them in with a trail of drug-infused pieces of cheese.

Or is that mice?

Ah who cares once they're dead, anyway...?

ManicBomber: "No, church is the perfect place. You already have something in common with everyone there."

Yeah, like lack of critical reasoning skills!

Church is the perfect place to meet women as long as you don't want to get laid. "Hey baby, that sermon on how premarital sex is a sin sure made me hot!"

...and I'm not getting laid.

Nice to see that there are still women out there with no standards at all :P

Link was already submitted, but here it is anyway:

'Wife Wanted' Sign Back Up

Looks like the media scared away this guy's "perfect" woman. Bastards.

I have a similar sign saying "Life Wanted".

Here in the great land of Zion (Utah), meeting people at church is part of the culture. The Mormons have separate church organizations called "Singles Wards" which seem to exist solely as a matchmaking machine. Instead of going to church with the family types, you got to the same sort of 3 hour service, but only with other single people. This way you can be promoted to the family wards.

thanks ARColeslaw

i'm on a 2 1/2 year vacation in the far east. i'm putting an ad right here for anybody who wants to take my place on this cruise around asia. there realy are some beutiful places to see.

Great follow up ARColeslaw As for the trip Bgrmnstr, are you selling it or giving it away (I know, stupid question) Lastly does anyone know how to make letters bold on these postings? (yet, another stupid question)

My mom made the "check the local church for singles groups" suggestion to me a couple times. Thankfully I think she now understands that not only is organized religion not ever going to be a part of my life, I'm not particularly interested in meeting women for whom it IS a significant part of her life. The whole "I'm not going to hook up with a woman who wants to drag me to church on Sunday for the rest of my life" thing.

My parents aren't regular church goers either, so I'm not quite sure why she even brought it up...

VegasBreakfastClub: I believe the trip he is offering is free, you just have to meet certain requirements.

And to make lettes bold, use HTML. Click here if that went over your head.

where are all these single women going to church?

i went to church more regularly when i was younger (haven't gone in over a year, more laziness than a conscious decision to reject Christ and know the love of life the fundie anti-Christians here feel) ... i didn't see too many single women abt my age.

church 1: methodist, lots of over-50s and younger families.
church 2: baptist, a fair # of high school girls. in retrospect i should've pursued things with a couple of the single ones. seriously if i were 18-19 and she were 15-16 what's the big deal if i go up to the parents and have everything aboveboard?? i wouldn't have a heartattack if a slightly-older guy from a church i attend (hypothetically) wanted to date my (hypothetical) teenage daughter. (i was a freshman/sophomore in college, and had skipped a grade in elementary school.)
church 3: independent protestant, just about everyone was a young (as in below 30) family with at least 3 kids. not quite sure where they all met each other as it seemed there were no singles.

as for friends fixing me up, i can think of ONE time in my single experience where a (female) friend tried to fix me up. i was a sophomore and a girl in the next dorm wanted me to have me help her cousin with her math homework. unfortunately i couldn't make it (told her @ the time) and she later expressed regret that i wasn't there. i asked her why she wanted me to help her cousin with the homework and she said she wanted me to meet her :D

shawn