A 6-year-old girl Ted Nugent fan? Yeah... I smell parents.

TheRaven7: A 6-year-old girl Ted Nugent fan? Yeah... I smell parents.

No!!! Shenanigans!

He than proceeded to adopt her...

Make a wish grants parents of a 6 year old girl their wish, to introduce her to Ted Nugent, so they can meet him too.

And thus, the Florida tag was created, and Drew saw it, and said that it was good

If he sings "Cat Scratch Fever" to her, I would expect a follow-up on Fark ...

Poor girl. No one in their right mind is a nuge fan, let alone a 6 year old girl.

If I was 6 years old I would rather meet Ted Nugent as well too... Wasn't into Disney all that much as a kid.... I liked the Muppets way more than Disney...

Admit it. You'd love to shoot at wild animals with a 50 cal. sniper rifle while on an ATV going 20 mph too.

WTF Indeed: Admit it. You'd love to shoot at wild animals with a 50 cal. sniper rifle while on an ATV going 20 mph too.

Guilty.

Brianna Curry, 6, of Jupiter is battling a brain tumor and became of fan of Nugent by watching his reality show "Spirit of the Wild" on the Outdoor Channel. Make-A-Wish Foundation officials say Brianna even enjoys the rocker's music.

Well I suppose that is plausible. I agree that at first glance I you would guess the parents are behind it. Like how in the hell does a 6 year old girl ever get to listen to much less appreciate something like Nugent given the constant barrage of crap music geared for kiddos like Jonas brothers etc.

What do you want to bet her parents are Republicans? Either this was their wish, or they have raised her with incessant right-wing brainwashing to believe this gun waving reactionary freak is some kind of hero.

wang dang sweet poontang

Okay, okay, so, who would you rather punch in the face, Ted Nugent or Chad Kroeger?

There is a special place reserved in hell for the parents for taking this dying girl's wish.

Just for amusement try to imagine a group of young children rocking out to Stranglehold... awesome huh?

Idiots, if you RTFA you'd see that she wasn't a fan of his music, but is a fan of a TV show he does on cable where it's about being in the wild with animals.

Congratulations, you've turned a story about a terminally-ill child into a conservative-bashing thread. You people suck.

I've met him before. She might be in for a little disappointment. I do mean "little."

No Such Agency: What do you want to bet her parents are Republicans? Either this was their wish, or they have raised her with incessant right-wing brainwashing to believe this gun waving reactionary freak is some kind of hero.

Why all the butthurt? Maybe they just like to rock?

She was then released into the wild, hunted down and was then shot.

Wish accomplished!

kippyj: I've met him before. She might be in for a little disappointment. I do mean "little."

...and I didn't even "conservative bash..." I really AM having a bad day!

Somebody may want to take my pulse soon if I reply to any more of my own posts...

General Vayo: Idiots, if you RTFA you'd see that she wasn't a fan of his music, but is a fan of a TV show he does on cable where it's about being in the wild with animals.

Congratulations, you've turned a story about a terminally-ill child into a conservative-bashing thread. You people suck.

What I was thinking. Apparently the church of Hopey McChangey will not allow a little girl with BRAIN CANCER to escape ridicule. you guys ARE pathetic.

General Vayo: Congratulations, you've turned a story about a terminally-ill child into a conservative-bashing thread. You people suck.

The follow-up story will be on MSNBC where conservatives are to blame for the tumor....followed by CNN's Nancy Grace calling the parents horrible people

Apparently Nugent has been doing this kind of stuff for a while now:Linky Pop

Gee Wiz

General Vayo: Idiots, if you RTFA you'd see that she wasn't a fan of his music, but is a fan of a TV show he does on cable where it's about being in the wild with animals.

Congratulations, you've turned a story about a terminally-ill child into a conservative-bashing thread. You people suck.

Congratulations you believe the parent's crap story.
6 years old? Come on. What kind of parents make their kid watch that. No she doesn't like cartoons. She likes an aging crap-basket with mediocre talent and a penchant for conservatism.

UHC2005: WTF Indeed: Admit it. You'd love to shoot at wild animals with a 50 cal. sniper rifle while on an ATV going 20 mph too.

Guilty.

bongmiester: kippyj: I've met him before. She might be in for a little disappointment. I do mean "little."

you met him in the locker room?

Gun show. I looked him right in the eye. I'm only an average-height woman.

Give her a 10mm Glock too!

Eunuch Provocateur: Okay, okay, so, who would you rather punch in the face, Ted Nugent or Chad Kroeger?

Ideally, I'd line one up behind the other and try to punch the first one hard enough to snap his head back and hit the second douchebag.

/not sure which one I'd put in front

Subby is off base with Florida tag....there's probably little doubt that this poor girl watches Nug's show with her parents & to some degree it reflects her tastes as well...but come on, even if that's true give some credit to Ted for being a good guy here & helping out where he can.

Sometimes we as a culture are too overly cynical for our own good....the bottom line is that a little girl through no fault of her own is battling for her life, & will more than likely not make it, & above all else that's the story. The fact that Ted opens up his ranch to her is secondary to everything else. These are things that adults are hardly capable of contemplating...much less a 6 yr. old girl.

Other things Ted Nugent has killed:

His career

Luthiel: Eunuch Provocateur: Okay, okay, so, who would you rather punch in the face, Ted Nugent or Chad Kroeger?

Ideally, I'd line one up behind the other and try to punch the first one hard enough to snap his head back and hit the second douchebag.

/not sure which one I'd put in front

Just channel Chuck Norris...then it won't even matter who's in front...

Could they get Gumbel 2 Gumbel back on the air while they're at it?

What's wrong with her? Is she Paralyzed? Homebound? Mental illness? Maybe she should go to the Motor City Madhouse? Or could it be Cat Scratch Fever?

In any event, a visit from the Nuge is Just What the Doctor Ordered.

Man, what's with all the hate for the Nudge? Alpha male threatening your masculinty?

Psycoholic_Slag: No Such Agency: What do you want to bet her parents are Republicans? Either this was their wish, or they have raised her with incessant right-wing brainwashing to believe this gun waving reactionary freak is some kind of hero.

Why all the butthurt? Maybe they just like to rock?

Yeah well rock with some real rockers then, not this washed out freak.

But yes she probably likes his TV show. I posted hastily and I am probably wrong. I will shut up now.

Well, it's not like we're losing the next Einstein here... maybe he'll trap a wayward homosexual squirrel and let her pull the trigger while he holds some mammoth weapon.

/Flesh shielding goggles will be involved... unfortunately booze will not.

//I'd make a wish for a lifetime supply of fancy booze-drink.

Cronbach: General Vayo: Idiots, if you RTFA you'd see that she wasn't a fan of his music, but is a fan of a TV show he does on cable where it's about being in the wild with animals.

Congratulations, you've turned a story about a terminally-ill child into a conservative-bashing thread. You people suck.

Congratulations you believe the parent's crap story.
6 years old? Come on. What kind of parents make their kid watch that. No she doesn't like cartoons. She likes an aging crap-basket with mediocre talent and a penchant for conservatism.



Good, good
Your hate makes you powerful..

tuna fingers: geekluv: If I was 6 years old I would rather meet Ted Nugent as well too... Wasn't into Disney all that much as a kid.... I liked the Muppets way more than Disney...

If I was 6 years old, I would've rather met Lydia Lunch.

Yeah but would she be able to take you out into the wilderness and kill some deer & teach you how to make deer jerky?

/luvs deer jerky....

No Such Agency: What do you want to bet her parents are Republicans? Either this was their wish, or they have raised her with incessant right-wing brainwashing to believe this gun waving reactionary freak is some kind of hero.

You are over-reacting. (new window)

Got that?

Just because you don't like the guy, and just because you apparently don't like guns (that's the tone of your post), doesn't mean that the girl couldn't have seen him in some other venue and thought it would be cool to meet him. Would it be MY wish? No. And I'm guessing it wouldn't be yours either. But it seems to have been hers. Deal with it.

Green Scorpio: So, no for the Motor City Madman?

nope..... sorrys.....

Can't believe nobody has posted this yet.

My hero <3 Bwahaha!
Good for you, little girl. Dream achieved.