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(People Magazine)   Oprah Winfrey to to launch Jenny McCarthy's talk show. Everyone to receive a free vial of Thimerosal   (people.com ) divider line
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2009-05-04 11:18:32 AM  
 
2009-05-04 11:29:39 AM  
Oprah always did strike me as a mercurial type.
 
2009-05-04 11:32:25 AM  

Diogenes: Oprah always did strike me as a mercurial type.


Niiiice :D
 
2009-05-04 11:32:37 AM  
I think Jenny McCarthy is funny (and hawt) as hell, but if she honestly thinks Autism is caused by vaccines, then she's batshiat insane.
 
2009-05-04 11:34:41 AM  
I'm sure this talk show will not lead to the spread of ANY harmful medical advice at all.
 
2009-05-04 11:35:45 AM  

I Said: I'm sure this talk show will not lead to the spread of ANY harmful medical advice at all.


"On tomorrow's show, trepanning your way to a better you!"
 
2009-05-04 11:39:12 AM  

IXI Jim IXI: I Said: I'm sure this talk show will not lead to the spread of ANY harmful medical advice at all.

"On tomorrow's show, trepanning your way to a better you!"


"Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"
 
2009-05-04 11:42:00 AM  

I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"


"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."
 
2009-05-04 11:48:53 AM  

thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."


"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"
 
2009-05-04 11:51:05 AM  

DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"


"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"
 
2009-05-04 11:55:05 AM  

brigid_fitch: DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"

"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"


And tomorrow: Phrenology - How to live "head strong".
 
2009-05-04 11:58:22 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brigid_fitch: DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"

"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"

And tomorrow: Phrenology - How to live "head strong".


A special report: How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well
 
2009-05-04 11:58:45 AM  
Tits or GTFO
 
2009-05-04 12:01:29 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brigid_fitch: DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"

"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"

And tomorrow: Phrenology - How to live "head strong".

A special report: How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well


Next week - "My Daughter Weighs Less Than A Duck - What Should I Do?"
 
2009-05-04 12:01:36 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brigid_fitch: DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"

"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"

And tomorrow: Phrenology - How to live "head strong".

A special report: How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well


But first, "Drown or Burn? How to find high quality witches."
 
2009-05-04 12:02:27 PM  
(ha ha, ADB)
 
2009-05-04 12:02:54 PM  

rikdanger: Next week - "My Daughter Weighs Less Than A Duck - What Should I Do?"


*curses rikdanger using a concoction of eye of newt, wing of bat, and Diet Pepsi*
 
2009-05-04 12:05:38 PM  

rikdanger: IXI Jim IXI: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brigid_fitch: DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"

"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"

And tomorrow: Phrenology - How to live "head strong".

A special report: How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well

Next week - "My Daughter Weighs Less Than A Duck - What Should I Do?"


New studies I've pulled from my butt indicate that life-saving surgery is the leading cause of cancer. This and other things the medical industry doesn't want you to know at 11.
 
2009-05-04 12:06:52 PM  
 
2009-05-04 12:07:44 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: rikdanger: Next week - "My Daughter Weighs Less Than A Duck - What Should I Do?"

*curses rikdanger using a concoction of eye of newt, wing of bat, and Diet Pepsi*


Nobody believes you can curse someone with Diet Pepsi, it's all a big...hang on, someone at the door...

Hey, it's Barbara Bush! Naked - with a stick of butter! AND A STRAP-ON!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
 
2009-05-04 12:08:08 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: rikdanger: Next week - "My Daughter Weighs Less Than A Duck - What Should I Do?"

*curses rikdanger using a concoction of eye of newt, wing of bat, and Diet Pepsi*


LMFAO! You two have to get out of each other's minds...
 
2009-05-04 12:14:08 PM  

rikdanger: IXI Jim IXI: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brigid_fitch: DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"

"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"

And tomorrow: Phrenology - How to live "head strong".

A special report: How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well

Next week - "My Daughter Weighs Less Than A Duck - What Should I Do?"


Later today: Important tips to tell if your ailment is due to a witch's curse or demonic possession.
 
2009-05-04 12:18:19 PM  
first that pathetic "dr" phil, and now this?
 
2009-05-04 12:32:53 PM  
Subby needs to to learn grammar.
 
2009-05-04 12:34:51 PM  
Tomorrow, we investigate the amazing cure-all that the pharmaceutical industry doesn't want you to know about: snake oil!
 
2009-05-04 12:35:30 PM  

brigid_fitch: rikdanger: IXI Jim IXI: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brigid_fitch: DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"

"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"

And tomorrow: Phrenology - How to live "head strong".

A special report: How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well

Next week - "My Daughter Weighs Less Than A Duck - What Should I Do?"

Later today: Important tips to tell if your ailment is due to a witch's curse or demonic possession.


On next week's Jenny: Bathing, why it is is harmful and can lead to skin failure.
 
2009-05-04 12:37:33 PM  
Another reason for me to hate Oprah...
 
2009-05-04 12:48:43 PM  
www.rumorficial.com

It is very depressing when a woman's hotness is inversely
proportional to her stupidity.
 
2009-05-04 12:49:13 PM  

Jakevol2: brigid_fitch: rikdanger: IXI Jim IXI: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: brigid_fitch: DrySocket: thomps: I Said: "Leeches: Natures cure for AIDS"

"and now, tom cruise with his weekly segment: i know the history of psychology."

"why is the dwarf living in my bowels angry at me?!"

"Stay tuned for our important segment on 'Balancing Your Humors'"

And tomorrow: Phrenology - How to live "head strong".

A special report: How Do You Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well

Next week - "My Daughter Weighs Less Than A Duck - What Should I Do?"

Later today: Important tips to tell if your ailment is due to a witch's curse or demonic possession.

On next week's Jenny: Bathing, why it is is harmful and can lead to skin failure.


Join us on our new segment: Bloodletting, the natural cure for cancer.
 
2009-05-04 12:54:15 PM  
I blame Oprah for being one of the leading contributors to dessiminating woo to housewives and everyone else that watches her show. She has promoted BS like The Secret in the past as well. New Age Woo and Quackery have abounded on her show.
 
2009-05-04 12:54:33 PM  
I kind of love this thread
 
2009-05-04 12:55:37 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: I Said: I'm sure this talk show will not lead to the spread of ANY harmful medical advice at all.

"On tomorrow's show, trepanning your way to a better you!"


I will fully support this show airing if the host goes first.
 
2009-05-04 12:55:43 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: It is very depressing when practically inevitable that a woman's hotness is inversely proportional to her stupidity.


Nature doesn't want hot chicks to be intelligent. Smart-but-ugly chicks would become useless to society and would be exiled to the hinterlands and evolve into Morlocks. And we know how *that* will turn out...
 
2009-05-04 12:58:09 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: It is very depressing when a woman's hotness is inversely
proportional to her stupidity.


I think you mean "directly proportional". Inversely proportional would mean the hotter she is, the less dumb she is. And conversely the uglier she is the dumber she is.
 
2009-05-04 12:58:59 PM  

thomps: a sample of what her opening monologues may sound like (new window)


I live in LA. If I go up to Jenny McCarthy and tell her she's a disease-spreading bashiat wack-a-loon, will she just accept it as fact, too?

/that article was full of fail
 
2009-05-04 01:02:42 PM  
Kevin Smith has an interesting story about Jenny McCarthy. For those with a little time on their hands you can listen to it here. (pops)
She's truly a grade A nutcase.
 
2009-05-04 01:02:52 PM  
One pic?

SRSLY?


You guys FAIL!
 
2009-05-04 01:04:40 PM  
Do any of you that have commented have a child with autism? If no the STFU. Have any of you actually spoken to a doctor or pediatrician about thimerasol? No? Then STFU. Do any of you want your child given a vaccine with thimerasol by an untrained nurse who doesn't make sure to stir up the contents of the bottle so your child doesn't get all the mercury that has settled to the bottom?

You are all a bunch of idiots.

/bring on the hate but I made sure MY child was not vaccinated with Thimerasol preserved vaccines.
 
2009-05-04 01:07:01 PM  

earthbound misfit: Do any of you that have commented have a child with autism? If no the STFU. Have any of you actually spoken to a doctor or pediatrician about thimerasol? No? Then STFU. Do any of you want your child given a vaccine with thimerasol by an untrained nurse who doesn't make sure to stir up the contents of the bottle so your child doesn't get all the mercury that has settled to the bottom?

You are all a bunch of idiots.

/bring on the hate but I made sure MY child was not vaccinated with Thimerasol preserved vaccines.


Your comment is chock full of fail. You fail at scientific literacy, parenting and life. GTFO.
 
2009-05-04 01:11:57 PM  
 
2009-05-04 01:14:53 PM  

Infernal Wedgie: earthbound misfit: Do any of you that have commented have a child with autism? If no the STFU. Have any of you actually spoken to a doctor or pediatrician about thimerasol? No? Then STFU. Do any of you want your child given a vaccine with thimerasol by an untrained nurse who doesn't make sure to stir up the contents of the bottle so your child doesn't get all the mercury that has settled to the bottom?

You are all a bunch of idiots.

/bring on the hate but I made sure MY child was not vaccinated with Thimerasol preserved vaccines.

Your comment is chock full of fail. You fail at scientific literacy, parenting and life. GTFO.


THIS! Unless your children were born before 1999, when they stopped manufacturing the majority of vaccines with thimerasol (the only ones that still use it are HIB and the flu shot), you have nothing to worry about. However, thanks to your act, the rest of us now have to worry about our kids getting one of these diseases because of your non-vaccinated snowflakes.

Oh, and "untrained nurses"? I really hope a nurse here smacks you down for that crack.
 
2009-05-04 01:15:00 PM  

Infernal Wedgie: earthbound misfit: Do any of you that have commented have a child with autism? If no the STFU. Have any of you actually spoken to a doctor or pediatrician about thimerasol? No? Then STFU. Do any of you want your child given a vaccine with thimerasol by an untrained nurse who doesn't make sure to stir up the contents of the bottle so your child doesn't get all the mercury that has settled to the bottom?

You are all a bunch of idiots.

/bring on the hate but I made sure MY child was not vaccinated with Thimerasol preserved vaccines.

Your comment is chock full of fail. You fail at scientific literacy, parenting and life. GTFO.


your comment is full of fail.

wow. see how easy it is to tell someone they are wrong on the internets! wow. that fun and I don't even have to back up my statements.
 
2009-05-04 01:17:47 PM  

StewMcG: Infernal Wedgie: earthbound misfit: Do any of you that have commented have a child with autism? If no the STFU. Have any of you actually spoken to a doctor or pediatrician about thimerasol? No? Then STFU. Do any of you want your child given a vaccine with thimerasol by an untrained nurse who doesn't make sure to stir up the contents of the bottle so your child doesn't get all the mercury that has settled to the bottom?

You are all a bunch of idiots.

/bring on the hate but I made sure MY child was not vaccinated with Thimerasol preserved vaccines.

Your comment is chock full of fail. You fail at scientific literacy, parenting and life. GTFO.

THIS! Unless your children were born before 1999, when they stopped manufacturing the majority of vaccines with thimerasol (the only ones that still use it are HIB and the flu shot), you have nothing to worry about. However, thanks to your act, the rest of us now have to worry about our kids getting one of these diseases because of your non-vaccinated snowflakes.

Oh, and "untrained nurses"? I really hope a nurse here smacks you down for that crack.


OH, forgot to link to my source: Link

Also, looks like it's just the flu shot now that has more than small trace amounts of thimerosal.
 
2009-05-04 01:18:24 PM  

StewMcG: Infernal Wedgie: earthbound misfit: Do any of you that have commented have a child with autism? If no the STFU. Have any of you actually spoken to a doctor or pediatrician about thimerasol? No? Then STFU. Do any of you want your child given a vaccine with thimerasol by an untrained nurse who doesn't make sure to stir up the contents of the bottle so your child doesn't get all the mercury that has settled to the bottom?

You are all a bunch of idiots.

/bring on the hate but I made sure MY child was not vaccinated with Thimerasol preserved vaccines.

Your comment is chock full of fail. You fail at scientific literacy, parenting and life. GTFO.

THIS! Unless your children were born before 1999, when they stopped manufacturing the majority of vaccines with thimerasol (the only ones that still use it are HIB and the flu shot), you have nothing to worry about. However, thanks to your act, the rest of us now have to worry about our kids getting one of these diseases because of your non-vaccinated snowflakes.

Oh, and "untrained nurses"? I really hope a nurse here smacks you down for that crack.


I work in a surgery clinic and with nurses every day. Beleive me, there are some nurses out there that DO cut corners any time they can. Not all, but some.
 
2009-05-04 01:19:04 PM  

Uzzah: DjangoStonereaver: It is very depressing when practically inevitable that a woman's hotness is inversely proportional to her stupidity.

Nature doesn't want hot chicks to be intelligent. Smart-but-ugly chicks would become useless to society and would be exiled to the hinterlands and evolve into Morlocks. And we know how *that* will turn out...


Weena! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena!
 
2009-05-04 01:21:22 PM  

earthbound misfit: wow. see how easy it is to tell someone they are wrong on the internets! wow. that fun and I don't even have to back up my statements.


Considering your statements amount to little more than "you're not allowed to have an opinion unless you have an autistic kid," you're snark is a bit misplaced.
 
2009-05-04 01:26:03 PM  

earthbound misfit: I work in a surgery clinic and with nurses every day. Beleive me, there are some nurses out there that DO cut corners any time they can. Not all, but some.


i know right? that's why i don't take my car to the mechanic even though my brakes don't really work anymore, because i know some mechanics that half-ass it every day.
 
2009-05-04 01:28:04 PM  
img18.imageshack.us
 
2009-05-04 01:29:17 PM  

StewMcG: Also, looks like it's just the flu shot now that has more than small trace amounts of thimerosal.


Those of us who understand the meaning of trials and research know that dozens upon dozens of studies have demonstrated there is no link between thimerosal and autism. We aren't afraid to take a flu jab with thimerosal.

I wonder what the hand-wringing mercury militia is going to do when a real flu pandemic hits and the ONLY option is thimerosal-preserved vaccine.
 
2009-05-04 01:32:49 PM  

Infernal Wedgie: StewMcG: Also, looks like it's just the flu shot now that has more than small trace amounts of thimerosal.

Those of us who understand the meaning of trials and research know that dozens upon dozens of studies have demonstrated there is no link between thimerosal and autism. We aren't afraid to take a flu jab with thimerosal.

I wonder what the hand-wringing mercury militia is going to do when a real flu pandemic hits and the ONLY option is thimerosal-preserved vaccine.


hint: sometimes, the gene pool is self cleaning.
 
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