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(Times-Union)   Asshats lead cops on high speed chase over frozen lake between ice shanties   (timesunion.com) divider line 84
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2003-02-11 10:35:20 AM  
Ford Probe. Trailer Park. Fishing. Fights. This story is missing something. Ahh, yes, a case of Busch Light beer and maybe some NASCAR souveniers.
 
2003-02-11 10:43:27 AM  
Why is the cop out of work for a week for a broken finger? Will it be healed in a week.
 
2003-02-11 11:08:44 AM  
The're going to need Jeebus for their lawyer.
 
2003-02-11 11:42:30 AM  
Naw, Jeebus would have to swear to God at some point and Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain.
 
2003-02-11 12:01:22 PM  
"Ice shanties"? We Minnesotan call them ice houses or fish houses.
Ice Shanties sounds like an Eskimo slum.
 
2003-02-11 12:43:57 PM  
Too bad there weren't any hockey players out there - they would have taken these guys out no problem...
 
2003-02-11 01:58:54 PM  
I like to eat liver with fava beans and a nice shantie.
 
2003-02-11 03:35:25 PM  
Did hilarity ensue?
 
2003-02-11 03:35:41 PM  
What's the problem here? Sounds like fun to me..
 
2003-02-11 03:36:34 PM  
drove the Ford Probe

Bwahhhh, that's all I needed to hear.
 
2003-02-11 03:36:44 PM  
I can't image the ford probe would handle to well on ice.....
 
2003-02-11 03:37:01 PM  
silly albanians
 
2003-02-11 03:37:23 PM  
Officers caught up with the three in Lee's Park, Flanagan said. The three allegedly fought the officers, and Nosal broke Officer John Lanzara's finger in the struggle, Flanagan said.

Just like that guy to bring a finger to a fist fight.
 
2003-02-11 03:38:34 PM  
For some reason I'm thginking of the ice fishing scene from Grumpy Old Men.
 
2003-02-11 03:39:23 PM  
I bet the cops did a little shiat fishing with the old night stick after that little episode.
 
2003-02-11 03:39:56 PM  


um yeah

"Officers did not go out on the ice, waiting for the car to come to a halt."


COP1: Dab gumnit, dem boys jest flu onta da ice.
COP2: Shad weh go an git em.
COP1: Nah, dey drivin a probe.
 
2003-02-11 03:40:57 PM  
A probe can go 70 MPH? They're faster than I thought...
 
2003-02-11 03:42:10 PM  
Wasn't this a seen from Grumpy Old Men?
 
2003-02-11 03:43:01 PM  
Their main lead fell through when they realized these poor fellas were done croaked.

 
2003-02-11 03:44:18 PM  
Sounds like the trailer for Grumpy Old Men 3.
 
2003-02-11 03:44:56 PM  

"Well luckily for those Duke boys, they weren't on ice for too long. Uncle Jesse had a little dosie - doe with Boss Hog, which convinced the boss to tell ol' Cletus to let the Duke Boys go. ANNNd after the Dukes got out. they drove back to their house where Bo, Luke and Uncle Jesse too, had a threesome with pretty little Daisy Duke."


 
2003-02-11 03:45:42 PM  
Snizwilk's post = awesome.

The cops let them fight and even break a finger? shiat, had the perps been black or mexican the piggies would've shot 'em and been done with it...
 
2003-02-11 03:46:45 PM  
a mag shower for the boys down at the station.
 
2003-02-11 03:49:10 PM  
Last time I saw a probe on or near a frozen lake, it involved this guy.

 
2003-02-11 03:49:13 PM  
Them Duke boys!
 
2003-02-11 03:51:43 PM  
Dance! Dance your ice shanty oh Ice Pirates of yore!
 
2003-02-11 03:54:12 PM  
Ice, ice shanties!

 
2003-02-11 03:56:34 PM  
Murdie - sounds like a little shiat to me...
 
2003-02-11 03:57:48 PM  
A man who was out fishing at the time and asked not to be identified, said, "I saw that kid coming out of there flying."

You think this guy called in 'sick' to work and almost had a heart attack when he found out he was going to be in the paper as an 'ice fisher?'
 
2003-02-11 03:58:05 PM  
Skinink's post is awesome!

Not that I actually read the words, or anything, but still...
 
2003-02-11 03:59:00 PM  
Can anyone say new line for ford "Probe Popsicle"
 
2003-02-11 03:59:34 PM  
I bet their sorry they got cod.
 
2003-02-11 04:01:20 PM  
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
 
2003-02-11 04:01:38 PM  
I find it hard to believe that a Probe could actually drive on ice. When I was younger and stupider, I owned one, and it had a hell of a time driving on dry pavement...
 
2003-02-11 04:03:58 PM  
 
2003-02-11 04:05:58 PM  
Hey!
Where did the post comments box go on the celibate valentine's day threat??
I want to say something!!
 
2003-02-11 04:06:52 PM  
Kuta
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
 
2003-02-11 04:08:59 PM  
..that would be thread...
 
2003-02-11 04:10:19 PM  
Did somebody say Grumpy Old Men?
 
2003-02-11 04:13:34 PM  
Boy..the admin today must have gotten a ticket recently...or something.

Stop the hate against the police! LOL

Ku_No_Ichi threads sometimes get pulled when they get out of control, or someone sends an ass e-mail to the author of the article, which is, in my guess, what happened.
 
2003-02-11 04:13:59 PM  
Who are the asshats? The rednecks who drove on the ice or the redneck cops who chased them onto the ice?
 
2003-02-11 04:17:01 PM  
Seriously27: Just like that guy to bring a finger to a fist fight.

Was that a Untouchables reference in disguise? I read your post with a Sean Connery accent, just in case! Suprise me, you filthy bastard! and

Hey Trebek, tell your mother I had a good time last night.
Anyways....

 
2003-02-11 04:18:37 PM  
Murdie, Nottingham and Nosal<--What a bunch of iceholes!
 
2003-02-11 04:20:17 PM  
Standard Practice here in Fort Worth, Texas.
 
2003-02-11 04:20:52 PM  
You know, I actually just noticed that Catherine "Daisy Duke" Bach is hot.

Thanks, Skinink!
 
2003-02-11 04:22:36 PM  
Coming soon to a convention center near you?

"Cops On Ice."
 
2003-02-11 04:23:10 PM  
Small-bany is where it's at. /sarcasm
 
2003-02-11 04:23:59 PM  
First they get tornados, now they get asshats on ice, trailer parks get all the excitement.

Asshats on Ice, I'd buy a ticket for that...
 
2003-02-11 04:24:35 PM  
This is Timothy Murdie.


Photo of his alleged escape.


His new home.
 
Ant
2003-02-11 04:27:17 PM  
 
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