Even Jesus has to pass the Bar.

I want Santa to represent me. Same difference except there's presents and no dead rabbits.

Even Jeebus would refuse to represent this idiot. I can almost hear the judge groaning while this guy drags out this process through loopholes in the system.

TommyymmoT wins by a landslide.

Let's see, what would Jesus argue?

This is TommyymmoT's world, we just live in it.
Nicely done.

Why would anyone want a friggin carpenter to represent them?

Judge not lest ye be judged?

No way man, Jesus farked up my case AND the appeals! If you want a real lawyer, see his dad, Yaweh. Now that guy will rain fire and kill first born if the case isn't going your way!

This guy is a . He now faces up to 14 years on a felony conviction because of tampering in a case about... wait for it... speeding and not wearing a seat belt.

Personally, I'd asked for Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer to represent me.

I wonder how quick someone will post a pic. :)

Adams: "I'm accused of tampering."
JC:"Turn the other cheek."
Adams: "But they're gonna put me away for 15 years!"
JC:"Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's."
Adams: "I won't see the light of day for over a decade."
JC:"I am the light."

Yeah, I'm gonna say this is a bad idea.

Jesus is the Law. Word.

I agree with Impaler. Two felonies just for saying he was going to sue a judge? Is the judge immune from the law? Where is Freedom of Speech? WHAT THE FARK?????

Kudos to TommyymmoT, also!!!!

At least there'll be plenty of fish & wine to go around.

Do you swear to tell the truth so help you...um, Dad?

I got a bullshiat ticket yesterday for "rolling" through a stopsign at an empty intersection. I had to bite my tongue to keep things from getting worse..

Jesus can represent this douchebag as soon as he's done building my hotrod.

For those not in the know, Christian Identity groups believe in white superiority, what Hitler did was right (and should be carried out at every chance), and that killing abortion doctors is justified.

All in all, a bunch of nice folks.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Dad?"

This is just another point of not pissing of the judicial system, the idea of someone bringing a LEGAL document against an officer of the court is just going to get you slapped down hard (I do hope this goes to a Jury trial since "hopefuilly" the jurors will just laugh at the judge and cop-presuming the article is true).
BWTY: Sven_Burger the JUDGE is dragging this out since the original chargers were dropped, and he is now being prosocuted for saying he was going to SUE him

02-11-03 01:20:47 PM Young_Fart
Jesus is the Law. Word.

I thought Judge Dredd was the Law.

Award for best reference to a Ministry song goes to Icepick

PS - Jerry Lee Lewis is the devil.

I want my bog imp magic card to defend me in court

W.W.J.D.

But didn't Jesus win the case against Checkered Chariot?

"Surely, the barrister is the King of Kings..."

Jesus doesn't have time to represent this guy. He's too busy running around helping all of the sports athletes win thier big important games. How can he possibly find the time when so much is on the line with 2.8 seconds left in the game?

A southwest Missouri man can have Jesus Christ as his attorney, but only one licensed to practice Missouri law will be allowed to speak for him during trial on charges he tampered with a judge.

The nutball Christ request notwithstanding, I find it ridiculous that there should be a required permit to "practice law". A person should be allowed to have whoever the fark they want to speak for them. If it doesn't work out, hey, it was their choice. But I hardly see how a license to practice law is necessary in the way one is needed to practice, say, medicine.

I would not let Jesus represent me. I hear he has a drinking problem. He was over at the bar getting hammered.

screw jesus,

i want Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

I'd want him as my counsil too,
cause nobody farks wit da jesus....

If i needed an attorney I would definitely go with The Prince of Darkness.

There's probably more to it than just "threatening to sue". THe guy is clearly a moron loopwhole whore. He probably jumped up and down screaming like a girl or something too.

/JC I died for your sins, your case I wins!

Baldsack :
I agree with Impaler. Two felonies just for saying he was going to sue a judge? Is the judge immune from the law?

Many suffer from a God complex.

if jesus is indeed practicing law, logically he'd be here in missouri.

FallenAngel -- Agreed, Satan's supposed to be pretty damn persuasive. 'sides, he wouldn't be so goody-twoshoes to forge a law license.

i have a used paper clip i want as co-counsel.

"02-11-03 01:22:56 PM FifthColumn
For those not in the know, Christian Identity groups believe in white superiority, what Hitler did was right (and should be carried out at every chance), and that killing abortion doctors is justified.

All in all, a bunch of nice folks."
Calling these groups "Christian" is like calling a steak eater a vegetarian because he had a potato.
Christian in name only.

W.W.J.S.

Who Would Jesus Sue?

Just because the late JC is Jewish, does not necessarily mean he would make a good lawyer...what a dumbass!

"Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic makes me want to get out of my BMW and run off to the hills or whatever. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine I wonder, Did little demons get inside and type it? I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts."

/UCL

Someone had to...

Isn't the Christian Identity a white power group? Who saw the first episode of The Chappelle Show? Dave Chappelle yelling "WHITE POWER" from a podium to a crowd of stunned rednecks, one so stunned his head explodes. Hilarious.

Anyway, lock the crazy cracker up and move on.

Myself, I'd choose Vincent Laguardia Gambino

ROFLMAO@TommyymmoT!!!!