The rise in Pirates, people!

Dont you know the rise in Pirates is correlated to the black Plague and then the Massive Smallpox dieoff in the new World?

All those Pirates?

Now we got Pirates again??? OMFG. Stop the Pirates!

Wiating on the photoshop of boyle with a pig snout

FINE!

You caught me!

I touched my dork in a manner not consisting with business.

A swine pox on all of you.

/and the Foobies tab

I thought Ms. Boyle made the world less miserable.

I would so hit that

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DistendedPendulusFrenulum: I would so hit that

.

Looks like someone already did. In the face. With a bat.

I'm saying she's ugly.

/You are now reading this in Carl Brutananadilewski's voice.

Does this also mean that Susan Flu causes boils?

I'd vote for the guy.

beve
Does this also mean that Susan Flu causes boils?

WINNAR!!!

To me, it sounds like the gentleman was trying to parody Michelle Bachmann's statement about swine flu and democratic administrations.

jack21221: To me, it sounds like the gentleman was trying to parody Michelle Bachmann's statement about swine flu and democratic administrations.

Sounds reasonable since Brits are not true Americans and hate our core conservative values

jack21221: To me, it sounds like the gentleman was trying to parody Michelle Bachmann's statement about swine flu and democratic administrations.

I noticed that, too. I thought it was an "interesting coincidence."

LarryDan43: Sounds reasonable since Brits are not true Americans and hate our core conservative values

Her eyes are too close together.

Separated at birth?

Nobody had swine flu

Obama was elected president

People got swine flu

/ lets see how far we can take this!

The comment was mildly funny - so tired of the over sensitive world.

SJKebab: God damn it. Finally a politician comes along who's got a sense of humour, and predictably every statement (or tweet FFS) is treated as gospel. Learn to laugh you humourless vote-chasing whiny little wankers.

/This is why we can't have nice things...
THIS

There's an amazing correlation between the death of Bea Arthur and the rise of 2009H1N1 (it's not swine flu, you morans).

bingethinker: I would only blame Ms. Boyle if there was a sudden epidemic of blindness.

Because fapping is said to cause blindness?

Oh for farks sake! Why does everyone get their panties in a bunch over a farking joke?!

At least she didn't cause cancer like Bruce McCulloch.

Glasgowsfinest: LarryDan43: Sounds reasonable since Brits are not true Americans and hate our core conservative values

Her eyes are too close together.

Ya know what? I never noticed that until I looked at her pic again...

I still believe that Pirates caused Swine Flu....

Post hoc ergo propter hoc?

Glasgowsfinest: LarryDan43: Sounds reasonable since Brits are not true Americans and hate our core conservative values

Her eyes are too close together.

She's why cavemen painted on walls

FTFA: The MP for Birmingham Erdington, 40, posted his comment online on his Twitter page... Fellow Labour MPs were aghast. 'It's infantile, isn't it,' one says. 'Hasn't he got enough to do?'

Yes! How dare this man waste those 30 valuable seconds composing a humourous 140-character-or-less message and clicking 'Update'?

Personally I'd like to know how long this 'fellow Labour MP' spent composing and publicising the comment 'Hasn't he got enough to do?'. Hasn't he got enough to do?

I LOL'D.

Germany's Naked Hitler: Separated at birth?

Maybe, but at least she didn't end up the poorest muthaf***ker on Seasme Street.

/"Biatch, I live in a trash can!"

Part of me thinks maybe the United States should have looked to the health, welfare and infrastructure of its latin neighbor, Mexico. We could've helped with grants and aid at the bare minimum to modernize its hospitals and sanitation systems. Perhaps, in time, with everything being better internally not so many Mexicans would feel compelled to enter the US illegally for a better life.

The the rest of me takes over and thinks that its a crappy 3rd world country for a reason. The corruption levels are insane. In Mexico the smart people have left, the ambitious and manipulative are in the government, and the power-seeking people are in the drug cartel. You're left with the stupid and meek doing every day work as citizens. Which is why they don't mind fertilizing their fields with untreated pig crap; then they get bacon lung and pass it onto first world tourists.

DslainteC: I thought Ms. Boyle made the world less miserable.

Subtle, I like it.

Everybody's missing the true link. There was that California beauty contestant pointing to the true cause, and nobody wanted to listen....just like when AIDS broke out...

It was once said that a black man would be president "When Pigs Fly."

Indeed 100 days into Obama's presidency.

...wait for it...



... Swine Flu

Fark-obama: It was once said that a black man would be president "When Pigs Fly."

Indeed 100 days into Obama's presidency.

...wait for it...



... Swine Flu

I'm not somewhere I can make a facepalm pic happen .... but I really, REALLY want to.

CnFlght: Part of me thinks maybe the United States should have looked to the health, welfare and infrastructure of its latin neighbor, Mexico. We could've helped with grants and aid at the bare minimum to modernize its hospitals and sanitation systems.

Yeah, let's give a really corrupt country more free money. I'm sure they'll spend it well and on the right things. Like when we spent all that money training and equiping an elite counter drug unit, that then went and formed their own cartel.

Or we could throw all our money in a big burn pit. Use it to power a generator or something.

CnFlght: Part of me thinks maybe the United States should have looked to the health, welfare and infrastructure of its latin neighbor, Mexico. We could've helped with grants and aid at the bare minimum to modernize its hospitals and sanitation systems. Perhaps, in time, with everything being better internally not so many Mexicans would feel compelled to enter the US illegally for a better life.

I really hope that part of you also advocated Mexico paying taxes to the USA.

Mister-E

Let the record show that at 8:30 AM on April 30 2009, I laughed at an XKCD comic.

Not a lot, mind you.

Mr. Simon's in no position to talk.

Elvis_Bogart: Swine flu was never a problem when Bush was in office, either.

Haven't you ever seen a movie before? When we get a black President, we get a potentially human-race destroying event. Didn't you see Fifth Element?

Politicians aren't allowed to make jokes. Politics are serious business.