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2009-04-30 07:51:24 AM  

RocketRod: She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.


This.

My big run-in with them was on the Adirondack Northway. I was headed north on my commute home, and I happened to come upon a Hummer H2 with a fat shirtless guy on a regular Harley right in front of it.

The shirtless wonder was Paul Sr., no doubt heading up to the Americade in Lake George. I couldn't really tell, because I was already past it when I figured out who they were, but I think one of his sons was driving the Hummer.

That Paul Sr. wasn't riding one of his own bikes up to the Americade, perhaps the largest motorcycle rally on the East Coast, and certainly the largest in the NorthEast, even for just the last few miles, says a lot about the quality of their bikes.
 
2009-04-30 07:53:39 AM  

IdahoPrime: I want to insert my penis into her vagina repeatedly.
When I ejaculate, I would scream my warcry:

"I'M A FARK INDEPENDENT"


Busted meme. Go home.
 
2009-04-30 07:55:07 AM  

Sodden Moxie:
Ahhhh, but they are still whores. I guarantee that all those mentioned are borderline suicidal all of the time, precisely because they're smart and whorish.


So when is Madonna gonna off herself?
 
2009-04-30 07:57:56 AM  
There's a good chance the bike will come out looking retarded.
 
2009-04-30 08:04:29 AM  

fenrael23: There's a good chance the bike will come out looking retarded.


So, it'll be like every other Orange County Choppers bike.
 
2009-04-30 08:14:07 AM  
www.black-and-right.com
 
2009-04-30 08:18:33 AM  
dittybopper: Sodden Moxie:
Ahhhh, but they are still whores. I guarantee that all those mentioned are borderline suicidal all of the time, precisely because they're smart and whorish.

So when is Madonna gonna off herself?


That's why whores get all religious. Religion accepts them, despite their whorish ways, and forgives them. Think about it. This rule is applicable in all cases, but that doesn't mean all religious women are whores just that whores turn to religion to keep from killing themselves. OK, I'm done threadjacking.
 
2009-04-30 08:20:49 AM  

RevMercutio: WFern: How the mediocre have fallen.

I've gotta admit, however, that it took me a while, but I'm finally beginning to see her as being hot. Dumb as a post, but I even looked up that Hustler parody because I find her so attractive. Coincidentally, her IQ is about on par with most porn stars'.


MENSA member Asia Carrera is insulted by the comparison.


From The Asia Carrera wiki page...

She studied piano as a child, and performed at Carnegie Hall twice before the age of 15.

By 16 she taught English at Tsuruga College in Japan.

Carrera has an active presence on the Internet and describes herself as "the nerd of porn". She proudly proclaims that she created her own Web site in the late 1990s, including writing the code and editing the pictures.

She is also an avid player of Unreal Tournament. She designed her own game skins and was featured in the show Players on the G4 games cable channel, where she revealed that her screen name is "Megabiatchgoddess." Carrera hosted her own Unreal Tournament server that featured custom maps designed by fans that frequented the chatroom that she has hosted on her site since 1997.

Carrera is an outspoken atheist, stating "I've always been an atheist; science explains everything."

---

Wow. Here's a NSFW avatar she made (new window). Now THAT'S a woman!!
 
2009-04-30 08:20:59 AM  

RocketRod: She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.


I agree about the Teutuls and flash over substance, don't know how you spun Palin into that statement, but that is not important anyway.


Paul Sr. is going to use Ducatis next year... now that he will be using real motorcycles I might watch the show.

If he turns a Hypermotard into a chopper though.... there will not be a Hell hot enough for him IMHO


img523.imageshack.us
 
2009-04-30 08:23:51 AM  

Sodden Moxie: dittybopper: Sodden Moxie:
Ahhhh, but they are still whores. I guarantee that all those mentioned are borderline suicidal all of the time, precisely because they're smart and whorish.

So when is Madonna gonna off herself?

That's why whores get all religious. Religion accepts them, despite their whorish ways, and forgives them. Think about it. This rule is applicable in all cases, but that doesn't mean all religious women are whores just that whores turn to religion to keep from killing themselves. OK, I'm done threadjacking.


It's even better if the religion in question allows you to keep your whorin' ways. Although, apparently Kabbalah frowns upon having the woman on top, which has just *GOT* to put a cramp in Madonna's sex life.
 
2009-04-30 08:27:54 AM  

technicolor-misfit: kpottruff - RocketRod: She's a perfect fit with The Teutuls -- both represent flash over substance.

Yet the Teutels have a very sucessful business and TV show.


Con_Authority: Let me guess, it will feature a bike being assembled by guys who praise the paint job as they take the parts out of the box then mysteriously the clutch will need to be hammered into place while someone heats it with an oxygen torch.

Since the show is a low IQ, poorly constructed farce, Palin fits in PERFECTLY! No hammer required.

They outsource a lot of the polish work to local companies... THE HORROR! Yet the main fabrication (design cutting etc is done in house) and occasionally chromed/painted parts don't fit like the mock ups do so they have to 'coax' them in. Big Deal.

Over the years I've seen a lot of different fanboys express all kinds of butthurt, but a Teutuls fan-boy??? in 2009?

Wow.


Have to say, I know a guy who bought a bike from them. It was a piece of crap. Loose bolts everywhere, rode horribly. Better off buying a $30,000 (they have a production series of bikes) BMW or Harley or Victory.
 
2009-04-30 08:30:09 AM  

stuhayes2010:
Have to say, I know a guy who bought a bike from them. It was a piece of crap. Loose bolts everywhere, rode horribly. Better off buying a $30,000 (they have a production series of bikes) BMW or Harley or Victory.


That figures. Like I said, Paul Sr. wouldn't ride one of his own bikes to the biggest motorcycle rally in the NorthEast. Says a lot right there.
 
2009-04-30 08:38:52 AM  

stuhayes2010: Better off buying a $30,000 (they have a production series of bikes) BMW or Harley or Victory.



-25 points for saying BMW and Harley-Davidson in the same sentence.


/BMW uber alles

// H-D's are overpriced garbage
 
2009-04-30 08:43:18 AM  

Phil Herup: stuhayes2010: Better off buying a $30,000 (they have a production series of bikes) BMW or Harley or Victory.


-25 points for saying BMW and Harley-Davidson in the same sentence.


/BMW uber alles

// H-D's are overpriced garbage


I am buying a 1200RT this weekend. Can I have my 25 points back?
 
2009-04-30 08:54:52 AM  

stuhayes2010: I am buying a 1200RT this weekend. Can I have my 25 points back?


NO.

Because I hate you.


Well done. Congratulations.

I have been toying with that idea of one of those... but the K1300 GT keeps getting in the way.


It seams the real riders prefer the RT... I have an R1100S, so I am a beleiver in the Boxer twin.


Have you checked both R & K bikes out?
 
2009-04-30 08:55:48 AM  
The last American Chopper episode I watched was the one where Vinny left.
 
2009-04-30 09:06:41 AM  

DjangoStonereaver:

The irony being that in that one act Lisa Ann showed more acumen
and smarts than Sarah Palin has showed in her entire life.


One is a porn star with little chance of doing anything else in her life*.

The other is the governor of the state of Alaska, had a reasonable chance at becoming the first woman Vice President, and is likely to be a public figure for decades to come.

Yeah, right.

*Porn stars are considered "damaged goods" in the entertainment industry. They don't really transition into the mainstream entertainment media.
 
2009-04-30 09:09:00 AM  

dittybopper: fenrael23: There's a good chance the bike will come out looking retarded.

So, it'll be like every other Orange County Choppers bike.


Precisely.
 
2009-04-30 09:10:18 AM  
When are the Fark Dems going to just come out and admit their obvious fixation and desire to fark Sarah Palin? Even when she is not in the news, she is in here. It's pretty embarassing actually.
 
2009-04-30 09:55:06 AM  
hope someone wears a:
"The biatch Fell Off" shirt
 
2009-04-30 10:02:25 AM  

dittybopper:
That Paul Sr. wasn't riding one of his own bikes up to the Americade, perhaps the largest motorcycle rally on the East Coast, and certainly the largest in the NorthEast, even for just the last few miles, says a lot about the quality of their bikes.


Its possible for once he wanted to ride one of the 1000 other bikes that the guy owns. Just because you make bikes for a living doesn't mean you are only allowed to ride what you make. There are so many other cool bikes out there to ride.

By your philosophy, all GM employes should drive GM cars and nothing else. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Who needs choice when we call all just obey?
 
2009-04-30 10:06:34 AM  
I always thought the OCC bikes were pretty much..fancy pre-fabbed parts with a good coat of paint. Once in a while Rick will make a nice tank, but the rest is crap.

Jesse James at least hand fabbed 95% of the bikes he built.

Then again... Martin Bros, Bourget, and Russell Mitchell's Exile bikes were the shiat. I loved the Exile stuff...
 
2009-04-30 10:10:13 AM  

Phil Herup: K1300 GT


The K's look great and ride great. But the snob in me says a BMW must have a boxer engine, I don't know why. The 4 cylinder is a great motor, I just like the look of the opposed twin on a bike. From reading tons of reviews, you evidently can't go wrong with a K or R, it just comes down to what you like.
 
2009-04-30 10:11:00 AM  

Magics5RIP: dittybopper:
That Paul Sr. wasn't riding one of his own bikes up to the Americade, perhaps the largest motorcycle rally on the East Coast, and certainly the largest in the NorthEast, even for just the last few miles, says a lot about the quality of their bikes.

Its possible for once he wanted to ride one of the 1000 other bikes that the guy owns. Just because you make bikes for a living doesn't mean you are only allowed to ride what you make. There are so many other cool bikes out there to ride.

By your philosophy, all GM employes should drive GM cars and nothing else. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Who needs choice when we call all just obey?


You're right of course, except for the fact that the guy was going to one of the premier motorcycle shows in the country, and pretty much the only way for most people to get there is to travel up the Northway.

That would be like the CEO of GM showing up at the Detroit Auto Show driving a Ford.
 
2009-04-30 10:15:17 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: When are the Fark Dems going to just come out and admit their obvious fixation and desire to fark Sarah Palin? Even when she is not in the news, she is in here. It's pretty embarassing actually.


...says the submitter.

/I crack me up
 
2009-04-30 10:16:20 AM  
I can't wait to see what they do with the bike. Probably something unique like, put a waterjetted pair of glasses over the headlight, maybe some gun barrels on the front forks, waterjet something else for the oil tank....

I stopped watching the show a long time ago, but have recently started watching it again, why, I don't know. Its funny how just about nothing changed. Build a bike for a big corporate sponsor, yell at each other, hit stuff with hammers, Rick welds the tank, Use a computer to design and cut a part, read scripted lines poorly in 'personal' recaps of what happened, do something involving everyone at the shop, finish the project at the last minute, show the unveiling and say the same thing as the previous 1,000 other times.....
 
2009-04-30 10:17:53 AM  
Hey, Palin's used to getting custom items built for her:

www.pensacolafishingforum.com

/ yes, it's a real, custom AR-15
// yes, it says "in honor of governor palin"
/// yes, there's a moose and a silhouette of alaska on it
 
2009-04-30 10:18:15 AM  
OCC with Sarah Palin. Suckatude²

I wouldnt trust those asshats to change my oil let alone build me a chopper, and they all need serrious therapy. Pual Sr. Needs farking Zoloft, for the safety of the rest of America.

/Gaudy style, no substance.
 
2009-04-30 10:23:00 AM  

Ratbert42: The last American Chopper episode I watched was the one where Vinny Paulie left.


Fixed that for me.

/wonder how ling until Paulie begs Vinnie & Cody for work?
 
2009-04-30 10:29:38 AM  

Jakevol2: zarberg: I'd rather see Bristol Palin appear in Playboy.

Dude, that's pretty hard up.


awww, c'mon, I know I'm not the only one who thinks Bristol is cute!
 
2009-04-30 10:30:56 AM  
Hi,
I'm a Fark leftindependent and I'm here to tell you that my lifetime of successes has me on track to become governor of my state, but I won't because I'm smarter than that.
 
2009-04-30 10:32:04 AM  

stuhayes2010: Have to say, I know a guy who bought a bike from them. It was a piece of crap. Loose bolts everywhere, rode horribly. Better off buying a $30,000 (they have a production series of bikes) BMW or Harley or Victory.


Never had any experience with any of their bikes but their design and fab processes look ridiculously haphazard, so I can't say that I'm surprised.
 
2009-04-30 10:40:33 AM  

IXI Jim IXI: tweekster: I didn't even realize that show was still on...it was good the first season but i have to imagine it got incredibly repetitive after that.

No kidding. At least with Deadliest Catch, you get a ship sinking now and then.


For the 2nd season of American Chopper, I turned it into a drinking game. Drink every time someone says "fabricate". Chug every time some one says "I wasn't sure about it, but once we got it on the bike, it looked really sweet."
 
2009-04-30 10:41:20 AM  

Crunch61: Lt. Cheese Weasel: When are the Fark Dems going to just come out and admit their obvious fixation and desire to fark Sarah Palin? Even when she is not in the news, she is in here. It's pretty embarassing actually.

...says the submitter.

/I crack me up


Nope, not me. Try again.
 
2009-04-30 10:42:09 AM  

ichiban: Hey, Palin's used to getting custom items built for her:

/ yes, it's a real, custom AR-15
// yes, it says "in honor of governor palin"
/// yes, there's a moose and a silhouette of alaska on it


Couldn't they have done it in a color other than white? That shiat is tacky.

/did you notice the big dipper too?
 
2009-04-30 10:43:56 AM  
is mikey out of his element?
 
2009-04-30 10:45:07 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: When are the Fark Dems going to just come out and admit their obvious fixation and desire to fark Sarah Palin? Even when she is not in the news, she is in here. It's pretty embarassing actually.


It's hard not to be fixated with a horrible car wreck when you drive by it, Sarah Palin is no different.
 
2009-04-30 10:45:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000:
Couldn't they have done it in a color other than white? That shiat is tacky.

/did you notice the big dipper too?



Oh yeah, that too. Yeah, that tacky piece of crap is in the back of the magazines I get from the NRA. I assume it's white because of the snow, but I like to ascribe racial overtones to it as well.
 
2009-04-30 10:59:31 AM  
"c'mon, I know I'm not the only one who thinks Bristol is cute!"

Agreed zarberg, and I also got tired of people attacking the candidate's family with all the stupid remarks made about Chelsea Clinton and the Bush daughters.
Attack the policy makers, leave the families alone.
 
2009-04-30 11:00:28 AM  

7Mary3and4: Thought the boys had better sense than this.


I wish they'd stay out of politics and religion. I was a huge American Chopper fan, until I read this news. It was bad enough that they did some stumping for McCain during the election, but THIS...this is going too far.

Paul Senior, you are DEAD to me.
 
2009-04-30 11:05:16 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Agreed zarberg, and I also got tired of people attacking the candidate's family with all the stupid remarks made about Chelsea Clinton and the Bush daughters.
Attack the policy makers, leave the families alone.


But I don't wanna leave her or the Bush daughters, or heck even Chelsea alone. I want to practice safe sex with them. Really kinky, wild, sweaty, safe sex.
 
2009-04-30 11:09:35 AM  

ichiban: I assume it's white because of the snow, but I like to ascribe racial overtones to it as well.


Hey, at least you're honest about your prejudice.
 
2009-04-30 11:10:47 AM  

zarberg: I want to practice safe sex with them. Really kinky, wild, sweaty, safe sex.


Don't do it on an OCC bike, then.
 
2009-04-30 11:14:19 AM  

dittybopper: ichiban: I assume it's white because of the snow, but I like to ascribe racial overtones to it as well.

Hey, at least you're honest about your prejudice.



whoah whoah whoah no no no that read wrong. I was joking that I thought they made it white because she is so white. Whoops.

You know, like the joke from during her campaign. Why was Sarah Palin so calm and comfortable addressing huge crowds of Republicans? Well, being from Alaska she's used to looking out and seeing nothing but white.
 
2009-04-30 11:38:16 AM  

ichiban: dittybopper: ichiban: I assume it's white because of the snow, but I like to ascribe racial overtones to it as well.

Hey, at least you're honest about your prejudice.


whoah whoah whoah no no no that read wrong. I was joking that I thought they made it white because she is so white. Whoops.

You know, like the joke from during her campaign. Why was Sarah Palin so calm and comfortable addressing huge crowds of Republicans? Well, being from Alaska she's used to looking out and seeing nothing but white.


OK.
 
2009-04-30 12:30:20 PM  
TFA: "It means so much to the state of Alaska that these guys are building this bike that will honor statehood here."

It's not like all the people get to take turns riding it. I only hope the taxpayers are not footing the bill.
 
2009-04-30 01:03:11 PM  
Please GOD .... make it a Palin ticket in 2012.

/the comedy factor alone is worth it!
 
2009-04-30 01:39:16 PM  

dittybopper: That Paul Sr. wasn't riding one of his own bikes up to the Americade, perhaps the largest motorcycle rally on the East Coast, and certainly the largest in the NorthEast, even for just the last few miles, says a lot about the quality of their bikes.


Aren't most of them hardtails? I can't imagine riding one for any distance. It sure wouldn't be any fun. If I had to choose between a Harley and a custom hardtail on a long highway ride, it's going to be Heritage FTW. Besides which, you probably wouldn't want to bug up or rock chip a high-dollar custom show bike, those are something you ride around a couple mile radius trolling for trim.
 
2009-04-30 01:48:19 PM  

ichiban: Hey, Palin's used to getting custom items built for her:

/ yes, it's a real, custom AR-15
// yes, it says "in honor of governor palin"
/// yes, there's a moose and a silhouette of alaska on it


At least it's useful, if tacky. Compared to, say, this:

img.photobucket.com

...which is just tacky.

/cue loop of "hail to the chief"
 
2009-04-30 02:02:30 PM  
I hope Sr punches her right in the mouth.

She's the reason Our Man McCain lost to the traitorous noncitizen.
 
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