rogue49: and now...
Omnisexual

Please...they've been farking animals down there for centuries.

"Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy." - John Winger

rogue49: heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual

and now...
Omnisexual


/do yourself proud

Don't for forget quadrisexual: will do anything, with anyone, for a quarter.

JacobsJ52: This is why I hate living in Georgia. I've sadly lived here my entire life, and never claimed this state as my own. It's full of, and run by morons.

I'm always joyed when people think I'm from out of state because I don't have a hillbilly accent.

/fark georgia.

Go Dawgs!

/not really
//"That dog'll BITE you!"

Poopspasm: At least it wasn't a dead dog.

Or a picnic table.

If the table didn't totally want it then it shouldn't have been wearing that short skirt.

citizen905: Why do Republicans only rape mules? Because they never need abortions.

Awesome.

He didn't just fark the mule, it was evidently his first girlfriend.

Christ, how sad is it that I didn't have to click on the link to know it was Neil Horsley? Dude's been bragging about how he banged an equine for, like, a decade now.

Lived in Atlanta for a year, and even though it's supposedly the enlightened jewel of the south, I was able to figure out that Georgians are...strange. Of course, I was living there at the time of the Runaway Bride, the Crane Sitter, and the Grab-a-Gun-and-Run Defendant.

Yeah, the mid-aughts; intersting times to live in Atlanta...

This is the reason the politics tab exists on fark.

"If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it." Neal Horsley



So much for the kiss and tell

Didn't LBJ accuse one of his opponents of this just to get him to deny it?

JacobsJ52: This is why I hate living in Georgia. I've sadly lived here my entire life, and never claimed this state as my own. It's full of, and run by morons.

I'm always joyed when people think I'm from out of state because I don't have a hillbilly accent.

/fark georgia.

You've got 49 other states, and the rest of the world, to choose from and we're not going to stop you from leaving. Hell, I'd help you pack if it meant one less self-righteous arsehole in my state. So by all means, go where you'll be happy.

/Georgia flamewar?
//Sherman would approve

I dont think it should hurt his chances. I mean, I'd rather vote for a level-headed, intelligent candidate with a good platform that just so happens to have a mule-farking fetish; than someone who gets his advice from a magic guy in the sky and doesn't fark mules.

Sym_pathetic: Didn't LBJ accuse one of his opponents of this just to get him to deny it?

He accused one of them of farking a pig. Classy stuff.

Holy crap. I saw that years ago. He is actually running for office??? That is going to help out the Republican party (yes, he is a Republican).

GaryPDX: Neal Horsley

This is satire..right?

Heh, you would think so, but no...

I'll never forgive him for harassing Jesse and Tulip back when he was hanging out with that Jody guy.

this sounds like the kind of everyman we can all get behind!

Are you a turtle?

Let's give this guy SOME credit. He may have farked a farm animal, but at least Mules are sterile so there won't be any bastard children.

Baron Krelve: I dont think it should hurt his chances. I mean, I'd rather vote for a level-headed, intelligent candidate with a good platform that just so happens to have a mule-farking fetish; than someone who gets his advice from a magic guy in the sky and doesn't fark mules.

Unfortunately, this guy is both a fundie and a mule-f*cker so you're out of luck there.

Any audio of this interview?

Ok the youtube link on that site was taken down but I found a working one here (new window).

Tellingthem: Did he go ass to mouth?

You sir, win.

better watch out. Sometimes the mule farks you back.

Well, it's not like he can be worse than Sonny Perdue

skinnycatullus: oldernell: Sheep lie.

Yeah but those little farkers don't squeal.

You're not doing it right... ;-)


Old joke -

There comes a time in a man's life when he has to sit down and have "that" discussion with his son. In this case, the old Vermont farmer decides it's time to tell his son about the birds and the bees so he finds a time when they are alone and carefully leads into the subject. After running through the basics, the farmer reaches into the pocket of his overalls and pulls out a rubber - but not just any rubber - this one has things that dangle down from it and ridges that protrude from it as well as a built-in vibrator at the base. The farmer then proceeds to instruct his son on what each of these features are for and just how well the work.

The son, looking to his father with a newly found sense of pride asks, "So Dad, these things are your best kept secret to drive the women crazy?"

Without pausing to take a breath, the farmer looks back at his son and says, "Women, well I don't know about that but it will drive a sheep right through a barbed wire fence."

/Try the lamb...

the only thing that REALLY matters to the GOP is if it was a male or female mule

citizen905: Why do Republicans only rape mules? Because they never need abortions.


I object to the term rape,
just because a mule cannot form legal consent doesnt mean we can all automatically rule out a consentual coupling between these two aparently long term lovers. I just re-read the article, and it was female mule, with whom he had an ongoing relationship, the GOP should be fine with that. So clearly that mule was a whore, actually in the article he actually calls the mule a whore. (classic GOP, blame the mule)

PersistantRash: citizen905: Why do Republicans only rape mules? Because they never need abortions.


I object to the term rape,
just because a mule cannot form legal consent doesnt mean we can all automatically rule out a consentual coupling between these two aparently long term lovers. I just re-read the article, and it was female mule, with whom he had an ongoing relationship, the GOP should be fine with that. So clearly that mule was a whore, actually in the article he actually calls the mule a whore. (classic GOP, blame the mule)

well, so its more of a statutory rape or a date rape, or perhaps incest (it was a family farm, right?)???

PersistantRash: just because a mule cannot form legal consent doesnt means specifically that we can all automatically rule out a consentual coupling

FTFTW

Do NOT approve.

PersistantRash: citizen905: Why do Republicans only rape mules? Because they never need abortions.


I object to the term rape,
just because a mule cannot form legal consent doesnt mean we can all automatically rule out a consentual coupling between these two aparently long term lovers. I just re-read the article, and it was female mule, with whom he had an ongoing relationship, the GOP should be fine with that. So clearly that mule was a whore, actually in the article he actually calls the mule a whore. (classic GOP, blame the mule)

I don't know, was the mule above the legal age of consent?
I believe that would be 16 in all states, except for a few in the south.

With our two-party system, ANYTHING would help a man whose party currently comes in behind the Greens and Libertarians.