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(Some Guy)   College newspaper columnist doesn't think Valentine's Day and sex go hand in hand   (purdueexponent.org) divider line 193
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2003-02-11 11:00:32 AM
Fundie.
 
2003-02-11 11:06:18 AM
She needs to get laid a bit more often.
 
2003-02-11 11:29:54 AM
...well somebody is obviously out of the loop.
 
2003-02-11 11:41:35 AM

If you don't have a SO, the only way you're getting any is by hand.

However, people who are on their first date or who have known each other only a short time really should think about having sex, either just because it's Valentine's Day or...just because. If people would be truly responsible and refrain from sex until they are married, we wouldn't have a need for National Condom Day or the panic over STDs and unwanted pregnancy.


And Girls Gone Wild wouldn't have sold millions of videos last year. Personally, I'm not in a panic over either STD's or unwanted pregnancy. And I haven't used a condom in fifteen years.


Maybe I'm hopelessly out of date, but Valentine's Day can be fun and romantic without sex. I have yet to meet the woman who doesn't appreciate flowers or a box of her favorite candy from her sweetheart.


My wife will settle for no fewer than four orgasms. She shouldn't have to. Sure, she thinks chocolate is great (and she'll get some), but the Big O doesn't have any calories.

Or am I hopelessly out of date?
 
2003-02-11 11:44:55 AM
What school does she go to? Prudeu

Hahahaha. Thank you, thank you. I'll be hear all week. Tip your waitress.
 
2003-02-11 11:45:29 AM
I'll be HERE all week rather.
 
2003-02-11 11:47:32 AM
I hear ya, Impaler.
 
2003-02-11 12:08:24 PM
Candlelight dinners are highly romantic... And usually lead to the use of a condom.

Numberz: Four O's?!?! She's a very lucky woman. And you're a great husband.
 
2003-02-11 12:11:28 PM
If any farkettes need a Valentines I put out on the first date.
 
2003-02-11 12:20:43 PM
Bah, Thirdrail, I always suspected you were easy. But are you cheap?
 
2003-02-11 12:21:18 PM
No problem. I don't believe that they have sex at Purdue anyway.
 
2003-02-11 12:21:21 PM
Valentine's Day and sex don't go hand in hand, it goes

_______ in ________.
 
2003-02-11 12:21:47 PM
Maybe I'm hopelessly out of date, but Valentine's Day can be fun and romantic without sex. I have yet to meet the woman who doesn't appreciate flowers... from her sweetheart.

Or a man who doesn't enjoy tulips on an organ.
 
2003-02-11 12:22:16 PM
oh man.

This chick's gonna hate this thread.

let me get things started by pointing out that if her picture's any clue, she won't need to worry about any of this anyway.
 
2003-02-11 12:22:29 PM
She's a freshman. Nuff said.
Have her over for a few frat parties, get her blitzed, she'll be dancing nekkid on the table within minutes, and laid shortly thereafter.
 
2003-02-11 12:22:36 PM
...but I've devoured Starbursts on Valentine's Days of the past with then-boyfriends...

Oh, is that what they called them?
 
2003-02-11 12:22:37 PM
Unreadable student writer drivel. An unsatisfactory cut and paste of ill-matched style cliches. No points.
 
2003-02-11 12:22:59 PM


Control yourself, fellas. She's not that kind of girl.
 
2003-02-11 12:23:28 PM
02-11-03 12:08:24 PM WickedWanda

Numberz: Four O's?!?! She's a very lucky woman. And you're a great husband.



Either that or she's just a good actress. ;-)
 
2003-02-11 12:23:42 PM
Wow, this girl doesn't think sex should be link to Valentine's Day. Imagine that.



/yes, I'm a jerk
 
2003-02-11 12:24:12 PM
Oh and also she needs to get railed like an express train real soon.

(I refuse to do it though)
 
2003-02-11 12:24:13 PM
"My only question is, is National Condom Day really that necessary?

I'm going to take a blind leap here and say probably not."

Oh ya, but valentines day is......
 
2003-02-11 12:24:29 PM
Crap, messed up the image tag. Oh well, Nightsweat took care of it.

-Damon
 
2003-02-11 12:24:47 PM
I liked the suggestion seen on ilovebacon and probably other places. Have a male counterpart for V-day (since it's the most woman-centric holiday aside from their wedding day). May I present: Steak and Blowjob day.
 
2003-02-11 12:24:56 PM
Well, I won't be getting laid on valentine's day...
 
2003-02-11 12:25:26 PM
Student newspapers are about as relevant as what I have to say here on Fark. Althouhg this newspaper article did get posted on Fark. But, hell, people can read my insane ramblings on Fark as well. Hah, we're even college paper woman.
 
2003-02-11 12:25:42 PM
Has she never heard of Steak and a Blowjob day (the Valentine's Day where the girls give back something to the guys)
 
2003-02-11 12:25:48 PM
Wow, my views of sex are radically changed by reading someone else's boring opinion.
 
2003-02-11 12:26:17 PM
WickedWanda, cheap? hell I'd do just about anything for a 12 pack.
 
2003-02-11 12:26:37 PM
"...this nice little holiday shares that date with something else: National Condom Day. Very few things make me do a real double take. That was one of them."

She doesn't get out much.

I can see her now. "Wuh??! National...Condom...oh, my virgin eyes!! How dare people promote safe sex!"
 
2003-02-11 12:26:39 PM
Forget about Valentines day, there's now a new date in every mans calender. I received this e-mail the other day:

Men - Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every
Valentine's Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift
that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more
than anything.


Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy
this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right
is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
consideration. Another secret--guys feel left out. That's right, left
out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their
appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too
proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday
has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day." Simple, effective
and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies
finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the
holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day
will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much
harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
 
2003-02-11 12:26:59 PM
Dude... the exponent got linkage!
 
2003-02-11 12:27:31 PM
Thirdrail
hell I'd do just about anything for a 12 pack.

Paint my house?
 
2003-02-11 12:28:16 PM
Yikes!!! Why am I reading this college freshman's 3 to 5 paragraph essay for Rhetoric 101?!?. Are we supposed to grade it? Will Mom put on the fridge?

Damn..I'm cranky today.
 
2003-02-11 12:28:53 PM
Eat More Possum - or, she just needs to get laid once.
 
2003-02-11 12:29:28 PM
I have always found Valentine's day to be the easiest day of the year to get laid. If you got a sweetie, treat her nice. If not, head to the local pick-up joint. All the single chicks will be feeling sorry for themselves. Pick the one that looks the saddest.
 
2003-02-11 12:29:45 PM
GratefulDead

"My only question is, is National Condom Day really that necessary?

I'm going to take a blind leap here and say probably not."

Oh ya, but valentines day is......


GratefulDead, you're missing the point entirely. Valentine's Day is incredibly necessary. When else would they sell conversation hearts?

Sell conversation hearts year-round and eliminate Valentine's Day, that's what I say. Who's with me?
 
2003-02-11 12:30:33 PM
This year Chinese New Year is the year of the Ram. I hope that won't offend her as well.
 
2003-02-11 12:30:36 PM
As good a time as any to remind the folks that the holiest of male holidays is approaching. Feb 28th is hereby recognized as Steak and a Bl*wjob day. Call your Congressman, Senator or Member of Parliament to get this officially recognized. Hallmark, where's the card? I expect sponsorship from the beef marketing boards as well.
 
2003-02-11 12:30:41 PM
Dumb Purdue fundie:If people would be truly responsible and refrain from sex until they are married, we wouldn't have a need for National Condom Day or the panic over STDs and unwanted pregnancy.


If people would be truly responsible and only eat tofu...
If people would be truly responsible and ride bikes instead of cars...
If people would be truly responsible and never go out in sunlight...
If people would be truly responsible and never drink...

Blah blah blah.

In other news, I'll bet their basketball team could beat Duke.
 
2003-02-11 12:31:00 PM
Jesus. Just noticed that in the picture it states she is "staff writer"

OK sweetheart listen up this is important. You're not a staff writer, you're a farking liberal arts student. There's nothing wrong with that but stop trying to live out your dream of journalistic mega status by inflating the fact that you are a volunteer writer for the student newspaper into career status. Putting an ad in the classifieds doesn't mean you have a career in advertising either.

Go back to being a liberal arts student. You're probably quite good at that. Otherwise you're just one of thousands of people blurting out their self centered teenage whinings onto the pages of a college paper.
 
2003-02-11 12:31:07 PM
Someone e-mail her the url for this thread?
 
2003-02-11 12:31:08 PM
"My thought has always been that if something is risky enough to require a national observance of its safety procedures, it's probably not worth it. "

Has she ever actually had sex???
 
2003-02-11 12:31:47 PM
I'd give her article a B-

With grade inflation that is now an A-, and I'll probably be sued for not giving her an A+
 
2003-02-11 12:32:16 PM
I agree 100%. People who hardly know each other really SHOULD think about having sex. It's just a good idea.
 
2003-02-11 12:32:23 PM
Apeman12 :
As good a time as any to remind the folks that the holiest of male holidays is approaching. Feb 28th is hereby recognized as Steak and a Bl*wjob day.


If you stuck to this...maybe got Fark to back the idea...I'll bet you actually could get a decent movement going for this online. For real.
 
2003-02-11 12:32:31 PM
Squidloe - Not only that, but your incoherent ramblings on Fark also get seen by more people than a column in a student newspapar.
 
2003-02-11 12:32:50 PM
Well, after looking at her picture & reading her article, I have one question:

Will she spend this Friday evening:
A) With equally homely-looking girlfriends, biatching about how dumb Valentine's Day is & how evil men are
B) Sitting alone in her dark dorm room (because her roomie's gone on a V-day date), clutching a stuffed animal & silently sobbing
C) Insisting to anyone that asks (& everyone that doesn't) that Valentine's Day is "just another day," and that she "doesn't get what the big deal is"
D) Some combination of A), B), & C)
 
2003-02-11 12:33:03 PM
Ahem. Ahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha hahahahaahhaha

Yes. This chick needs to get laid. It's obviously been too long for her.
 
2003-02-11 12:34:22 PM
*singing to tune of the Verve Pipe song*
"She's merely a freshman..."

She's likely still a virgin. Let's see what her stance is after a few more keggers.
 
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