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(Some Guy)   Health officials don't think 'swine flu' is a good name for the current pandemic are are looking for a different name. How about the name 'General Motors'? It should be available soon   (wbbm780.com) divider line 213
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2009-04-29 02:43:22 PM
FeFiFoFark
"I'm not certain, but I don't think a virus is considered a "living" thing technically - it is "non-cellular", cannot reproduce on its own and has no metabolism. anyone?"

Viruses are alive. Wikipedia Virus (new window)
 
2009-04-29 02:45:00 PM
NYPete31: FeFiFoFark
"I'm not certain, but I don't think a virus is considered a "living" thing technically - it is "non-cellular", cannot reproduce on its own and has no metabolism. anyone?"

Viruses are alive. Wikipedia Virus (new window)


What if it's a zombie virus?
 
2009-04-29 02:53:08 PM
Mongo cut wood: Let's call it Darwin's-Flu cause atheists don't believe in God but Evolution. Since Darwin invented Evolution and Evolution created all things.

Give credit where it probably isn't due.


You what in your what now?
 
2009-04-29 03:37:52 PM
Mongo cut wood: Let's call it Darwin's-Flu cause atheists don't believe in God but Evolution. Since Darwin invented Evolution and Evolution created all things.

Give credit where it probably isn't due.


At first I was like ............. aw screw it. I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a picture of guys in bunny ears. No pancakes in sight.

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2009-04-29 04:00:03 PM
sxacho: Mongo cut wood: Let's call it Darwin's-Flu cause atheists don't believe in God but Evolution. Since Darwin invented Evolution and Evolution created all things.

Give credit where it probably isn't due.

You what in your what now?


That's fine for some, but who will the religious people say created this?
 
2009-04-29 04:57:10 PM
NYPete31 Viruses are alive. Wikipedia Virus

Great. Now there's a Wikipedia Virus? Is that a computer virus or a regular virus? If it's a regular virus, how did it get the name? If it's a computer virus, does that mean my computer will get it if I go to Wikipedia? Damn, that was my third favorite way to waste time at work.
 
2009-04-29 06:40:50 PM
porcina la gripe
 
2009-04-29 07:18:59 PM
Mad Sow Disease.
 
2009-04-29 08:10:43 PM
How about "Islamist" flu?

"Terrorist Road Rage" flu?

"Child Porn" flu?
 
2009-04-30 04:13:18 AM
EvilEgg: I thought that was the guy who left the infectious disease facility after the incident, thus starting the outbreak.

No, "Captain Trips" is some kind of hippie nomenclature, I think. The name of a band from the 60s?
 
2009-04-30 12:37:35 PM
NYPete31: FeFiFoFark
"I'm not certain, but I don't think a virus is considered a "living" thing technically - it is "non-cellular", cannot reproduce on its own and has no metabolism. anyone?"

Viruses are alive. Wikipedia Virus (new window)


Nowhere in that wiki article did it specify if a virus was alive or not. Where did YOU see it?
 
2009-04-30 02:00:33 PM
Some Jew in Israel complained about the name yesterday because it sounded as if those who had the flu had a swine bug in their body.

Within 24 hours, the name is changed.

WOW! Talk about POWER!

"According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, Israeli Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman, a member of the ultra-religious United Torah Judaism Party, this week urged changing the name to "Mexican flu," because swine are not kosher."
 
2009-05-01 02:08:51 AM
theredsea1: "According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, Israeli Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman, a member of the ultra-religious United Torah Judaism Party, this week urged changing the name to "Mexican flu," because swine are not kosher."

So Mexicans are kosher? Does this mean Jews can eat Mexicans?
 
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