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(Scotsman)   Joe DiMaggio thought JFK had Marilyn Monroe murdered   (thescotsman.co.uk) divider line 66
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2003-02-11 01:58:51 AM  
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
 
2003-02-11 01:58:56 AM  
old news.
 
2003-02-11 01:59:53 AM  
This deserves an tag.
 
2003-02-11 02:00:32 AM  
he and many others.
 
2003-02-11 02:01:23 AM  
Shes dead?
I promise to stop fapping to her....
 
2003-02-11 02:02:14 AM  
duh.
 
2003-02-11 02:02:22 AM  
What Rmoose said.
Poor guy, blew it with the marriage, but never stopped loving her.
 
2003-02-11 02:02:36 AM  
It's plausible.
 
2003-02-11 02:03:11 AM  
*cough*Gary Condit*cough*
 
2003-02-11 02:03:33 AM  
It makes for a good book anyway.
 
2003-02-11 02:04:36 AM  
Fuck!
 
2003-02-11 02:04:52 AM  
Gary Condit is the one person in America who was extremely happy on Sept 11th
 
2003-02-11 02:06:02 AM  
So DiMaggio hired Castro to hire Ruby to kill Oswald who killed Kennedy, but I don't know why she swallowed the fly........
 
2003-02-11 02:08:27 AM  
"I'm shocked . . shocked . ."
 
2003-02-11 02:09:10 AM  
Could it have been the Kennedy's?
Was it LAPD?

It ain't a mystery, baby. Not to me.
 
2003-02-11 02:10:31 AM  
so when did the world start believing the word of a lawyer?
some asshat making money off the yankee clipper.
 
2003-02-11 02:10:35 AM  
Never, ever, marry a skank.
 
2003-02-11 02:13:30 AM  
Dusted knuckle

Never, ever, marry a skank.


Voice of experience ?
 
2003-02-11 02:13:55 AM  
"Why wasn't I told about all this?"
"Two words, Mr. President: 'plausible deniability'."
"You didn't really think they were spending two-thousand dollars on a hammer, did you?"
--"Mars Attacks"
 
2003-02-11 02:15:03 AM  
reactron:
ah. no.
 
2003-02-11 02:16:05 AM  
Joshua-

nice Misfits reference
 
2003-02-11 02:17:07 AM  
Not that strange, lotsa people think that.

~Berj
 
2003-02-11 02:17:30 AM  
KnightShyfte: That was oddly profound.
 
2003-02-11 02:19:40 AM  
Seems obvious to me. The Kennedy empire was based on organized crime. They are a modern day example of how the sins of the father are borne by successive generations.
 
2003-02-11 02:20:11 AM  
Nice to read another story where anyone who could contribute to the party is dead.
 
2003-02-11 02:20:55 AM  
Dusted knuckle

reactron:
ah. no.


Well then, why wouldn't you marry one ? Are you skankaphobic or something ?
 
2003-02-11 02:22:34 AM  
No. Skanks are ok. Just not good to marry, and FYI I just woke my wife and asked her if she was a skank. She assured me that she is not.
 
2003-02-11 02:27:43 AM  
Nanookanano, uh..that was Independence Day.
 
2003-02-11 02:28:48 AM  
 
2003-02-11 02:29:52 AM  
I've always wondered, what's the difference between a skank and a slut?
 
2003-02-11 02:32:18 AM  
I think the difference is that a slut can be hot. A skank is somebody who's either ugly, trashy, and/or most likely has an STD: more along the lines of Anna Nicole Smith or Christina Aguilera.
 
2003-02-11 02:35:36 AM  
Mrs. Robinson was about Joe DiMaggio? I thought it was Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate.

/too young to understand fogey music
 
2003-02-11 02:36:03 AM  
Slut:



Skank:

 
2003-02-11 02:44:52 AM  
Hmmmm. If I were a female, I wonder if I would be a skank or a slut. I can't really think of many other options. I'd be too fugly to sell the schit.
 
2003-02-11 02:48:03 AM  
geez, I'd be one uggggly chick too.
 
2003-02-11 02:50:45 AM  
I think skank. But a nice skank. A skank with a heart o' gold.
 
2003-02-11 02:56:21 AM  
By golly, now that I think about it, I bet I'd be the best dang ol' skank there ever was.
 
2003-02-11 02:57:33 AM  
OBVIOUS
 
2003-02-11 02:57:38 AM  
A skank with a heart o' gold.

LOL!
 
2003-02-11 03:20:28 AM  
Everyone knows it was the Illuminati and Free Masons in league with the Rand corporation...executed by the robots built by reversed engineered technology from the Roswell UFO crash.
 
2003-02-11 04:05:49 AM  
NO SH!T
 
2003-02-11 04:12:33 AM  
If any Kennedy did it, it was probably Robert Kennedy. And with all the secrets and other dirt she had on those two men, plus the confessions of all the people who where around her, it doesn't seem that far fetched.
 
2003-02-11 04:13:52 AM  
Marilyn Monroe a Skank? LOL.

Idiots.

That is all.
 
2003-02-11 04:31:41 AM  
stood behind him in line at check-in at the airport once. pretty cool, nobody bothered the guy...

of course i sat class, and he first class, did see the ring though...
 
2003-02-11 04:48:11 AM  
Joe DiMaggio = The Guy on the Grassy Knoll
 
2003-02-11 04:49:46 AM  
There was a crash at roswell. The being found inside the ship was well over 3000 years old and was human.

The CIA is infact a cover for a secondary goverment organization whose purpose is to slay us all if we bugger up too badly.

and fer chrissakes, everyone knows monroe was killed by MJ-12, not the CIA
 
2003-02-11 07:03:57 AM  
Controversial...but my theory is that Joe had the Kennedy's shot.
 
2003-02-11 08:02:44 AM  
"I like pudding"

 
2003-02-11 08:29:12 AM  
Nanookanano
"Why wasn't I told about all this?"
"Two words, Mr. President: 'plausible deniability'."
"You didn't really think they were spending two-thousand dollars on a hammer, did you?"
--"Mars Attacks"


Actually that was from Independence Day...But I'll forgive you. :)
 
2003-02-11 09:04:37 AM  
02-11-03 02:19:40 AM Young_Fart
Seems obvious to me. The Kennedy empire was based on organized crime. They are a modern day example of how the sins of the father are borne by successive generations.


Kind of like Bush Sr. and his involvement with covert US activities, including Saddam and bin Laden being helped to power?
 
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