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6537 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2003 at 3:07 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-11 03:09:58 AM  
I said it with the dell guy and I will say it here. Who cares?
2003-02-11 03:13:58 AM  
Wow someone screwed with the virgin!

/big surprise
2003-02-11 03:14:38 AM  
Sorry, folks. The Blessed Virgin only does rwo shows a day Monday thru Friday and two on Saturday. We're dark on Sunday, of course. Nothing to see here. Grab your asshats and move along.
2003-02-11 03:23:35 AM  
"If it was really Mary you would be able to see her all the time." Nevermind the fact its a fence post.
2003-02-11 03:25:16 AM  
oh well, at least they still have Fosters, rugby and Crocodile Dundee (unless he's dead; haven't seen him in a while).
2003-02-11 03:42:28 AM  
blah blah we dont drink Fosters blah blah, the stuff they export is not even Fosters it's the equivalent of a Crown lager, blah blah rugby sucks, blah blah AFL blah blah blah VB blah stupid Shane warne is out of the cricket...

Who the farks sees this stuff and how did they make it past childhood.

2003-02-11 03:44:15 AM  
Why is the virgin Mary refered to as "the mother of God"? I thought she was the mother of Jesus. I mean, God is the father of Jesus, right? And Jesus isn't actually God, he's just Jesus, right? A little help please.
While we're at it, did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
2003-02-11 04:22:10 AM  
It's a miracle! A HOLY MIRACLE!!!1!
2003-02-11 04:36:40 AM  
You didn't go to a catholic school didya mate. Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit are one being. Try understanding that in primary school.
2003-02-11 04:42:58 AM  
like a virgin ooooooooh....

2003-02-11 04:46:28 AM  
I read this on earlier.
2003-02-11 04:46:45 AM  
"Christ, according to the faith, is the second person in the Trinity, the Father being the first and the Holy Ghost third. Each of these persons is God. Christ is his own father and his own son. The Holy Ghost is neither father nor son, but both. The son was begotten by the father, but existed before he was begotten--just the same before as after. Christ is just as old as his father, and the father is just as young as his son. The Holy Ghost proceeded from the Father and Son, but was equal to the Father and Son before he proceeded, that is to say, before he existed, but he is of the same age as the other two. So it is declared that the Father is God, and the Son and the Holy Ghost God, and these three Gods make one God. According to the celestial multiplication table, once one is three, and three time one is one, and according to heavenly subtraction if we take two from three, three are left. The addition is equally peculiar: if we add two to one we have but one. Each one equal to himself and to the other two. Nothing ever was, nothing ever can be more perfectly idiotic and absurd than the dogma of the Trinity."
(Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 4, p. 266-67).
2003-02-11 04:51:38 AM  
Theory: Don't forget the steve irwin jokes
2003-02-11 05:02:04 AM  
The Blessed Virgin appeared to me today in my cereal milk.
You know how the ceareal stuff breaks down slightly in milk? The little bits float around, right? And when you've eaten most of the cereal, you have to chase the lonely little isolated cereal bits around the bottom of the bowl? Well, this morning, I saw the Blessed Virgin appear in the cereal remnants floating in the bit of milk in the bottom mof my cereal bowl.
No sense coming over to look at it. I ate her.
I'm out of Frosted Flakes. Dunno if she has a breakfast cereal preference, but if she shows up in my Rice Crispies I'll let you know.
2003-02-11 05:28:56 AM  

I went to catholic school but am agnostic ... ill do my best to explain ... Jesus is the son of god and God in the human form at the same time. The father, the son and the holy spirit are the three sides of god, or a trinity. This is why jews dont recognize Jesus as the coming of a Savior, cause this idea is ridulous.
2003-02-11 06:41:33 AM  
I have stains in my shorts that look like Jesus.
2003-02-11 06:55:13 AM  
The absolute idiocy of religion and the believe who blindly believe in it never fails to astound me.
2003-02-11 08:09:40 AM  
02-11-03 03:44:15 AM Andonbray
Why is the virgin Mary refered to as "the mother of God"? I thought she was the mother of Jesus. I mean, God is the father of Jesus, right? And Jesus isn't actually God, he's just Jesus, right? A little help please.
While we're at it, did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

They sort of become one and the same. Like Abbot and Costello if you will.
2003-02-11 09:05:08 AM  
Just goes to show how utterly pathetic Christians are.
2003-02-11 09:26:12 AM  
there is no god - why dont you idiot cultists join the real world and take responsibility for your actions.
2003-02-11 10:59:01 AM  
Is praying TO wood anytrhing like praying FOR wood?
2003-02-11 11:02:19 AM  
What's the deal with this fence post? I saw a picture and then a blurry picture of it and it looks like a fence post.

Then someone told me you have to squint and you can see the virgin mary. Whatever!!!

I squinted while looking at my cat's litter box this morning and it still looks like shiat.
2003-02-11 11:10:47 AM  
Let's take mental inventory:

[ ] Complaints about repeat
[X] Religion-bashing
[X] "Who cares" comment
[X] l33t-$p33k
[ ] Use of Ackbar and/or Icy Hot Jackazzez
[X] Rightful Australian-bashing
[ ] Invocation of Harmonia as an insult

Sounds about right after 20-odd posts. Carry on.
2003-02-11 11:27:01 AM  
Hitler was very religious, too.

/for Chastain86
2003-02-11 11:59:11 AM  
Jesus is three things at once, and nothing at all it seems.
See, this is what happens when you steal your "birth of God" story from Roman cults.
*smirks, ducks, and runs* Flame on!
2003-02-11 01:00:33 PM  
Hitler was not merely religious, but a Roman Catholic.
2003-02-11 04:12:08 PM  
I saw the image of the virgin mary in a mcdonald's strawberry milkshake. The syrup collected at the top of the shake in question formed her face and hands. I gave her a stir and sucked her right up. Damn, she was tasty!
2003-02-11 09:43:55 PM  
My catholic friend would like you all to know that he finds these people embarassing.
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