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(Funny Or Die)   Breast milk: "Its the most amazing food in the world. I wish they'd make cheese out of it."   (funnyordie.com) divider line 96
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2009-04-28 04:09:10 PM
Wasn't there a greenlight last week about a party serving cheese made out of breastmilk?

TFA is blocked at work :(
 
2009-04-28 04:09:38 PM
Waiting for gorgor and his link to some horrible version of "boobie cheese".
 
2009-04-28 04:13:36 PM
Is this whole "breast milk cheese" thing a new meme or something? It's been popping up a lot.
 
2009-04-28 04:18:07 PM
I only eats the finest Cambodian breasts cheese.
 
2009-04-28 04:25:35 PM
dickkead: Wasn't there a greenlight last week about a party serving cheese made out of breastmilk?

There was a greenlight a while back about how you can't make cheese out of human breast milk. Too much sugar, not enough protein IIR.

TFA in question; too lazy to re-read.
 
2009-04-28 05:07:33 PM
less than a minute in, my brain shut off...

I'm better now.

God that was stupid.
 
2009-04-28 06:11:48 PM
I just LOVE the dispenser that it comes with.
 
2009-04-28 06:13:11 PM
abb3w: There was a greenlight a while back about how you can't make cheese out of human breast milk. Too much sugar, not enough protein IIR.


true, but you ever had a titty latte or a boobieccino? YUM.
 
2009-04-28 06:14:20 PM
Not her. No culture.
 
2009-04-28 06:14:40 PM
boob thread?
 
2009-04-28 06:14:57 PM
do they still put missing kids on the side of them?
 
2009-04-28 06:15:00 PM
Breast miiiiilk. You made my daaaaaaay-aaay.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-04-28 06:15:39 PM
My better half's breast milk tastes horrible. Both my former nanny and I thought we would clean up our kid's oatmeal mixed with it, resulting in yuck face.
 
2009-04-28 06:16:15 PM
So, in the fridge at home was a plate of leftover mac and cheese for my son. Seeing as he was in bed and I was hungry, I proceeded to eat the mac and cheese. A week later, at my daughter's birthday party, my wife was talking to her mother and sister about how she ran out of milk last week and had to use breast milk to make mac and cheese. I was within earshot and already knew I had committed the fateful deed, but proceeded to vociferously object my way into becoming the laughing-stock of the party.

But damned if that wasn't the best leftover mac and cheese I'd ever had.

Lesson: don't eat my son's leftovers
 
2009-04-28 06:16:22 PM
I've heard of beaver cheese. Boobie cheese is harder to imagine. That would be one skanky ho that can make boob cheese.
 
2009-04-28 06:16:52 PM
i120.photobucket.com

Borat: Please, have some cheese.

Some guy: *takes cheese*

Borat: My wife, she make this cheese.

Guy: mmm

Borat: She make it with milk from her teat.

Guy: *stops chewing and stares*
 
2009-04-28 06:18:53 PM
Dude, it gives you the shiats. Its got built-in laxatives to help babies take a dump. Ingest too much of it and your ass smells like baby poop.
 
2009-04-28 06:19:01 PM
But what if the milk is HIV positive?
 
2009-04-28 06:19:24 PM
BiffWebster: Borat: Please, have some cheese.

Some guy: *takes cheese*

Borat: My wife, she make this cheese.

Guy: mmm

Borat: She make it with milk from her teat.

Guy: *stops chewing and stares*


Wasn't that Bob Barr?

/the guy I voted for last year?
 
2009-04-28 06:20:14 PM
i373.photobucket.com

Approves.

i34.photobucket.com

Does not approve.
 
2009-04-28 06:20:27 PM
BiffWebster: Borat: Please, have some cheese.

Some guy: *takes cheese*


That wasn't just Some Guy. That was Bob Barr, former GOP member of the House of Representatives and the Libertarian Party Candidate for President in 2008.
 
2009-04-28 06:20:57 PM
Somacandra:
Dude, it gives you the shiats. Its got built-in laxatives to help babies take a dump. Ingest too much of it and your ass smells like baby poop.

Go green!
 
2009-04-28 06:20:58 PM
DonCaballero: Breast miiiiilk. You made my daaaaaaay-aaay.
You beat me to it!
 
2009-04-28 06:24:43 PM
If you find an old enough woman and squeeze her boob, you might get lucky and get cottage cheese.

No?

Ick.
 
2009-04-28 06:25:41 PM
I dunno, my infant son deposited a crapton of stuff on my shirt today that was well on it's way to becoming cheese...
 
2009-04-28 06:25:43 PM
Veteran of the Cola Wars: If you find an old enough woman and squeeze her boob, you might get lucky and get cottage cheese powdered milk.

No?

Ick.



FTFY
 
2009-04-28 06:27:11 PM
Somacandra: Dude, it gives you the shiats. Its got built-in laxatives to help babies take a dump. Ingest too much of it and your ass smells like baby poop.

That may be true. But breast milk is handy if your father has been condemned to death by starvation, and that is the only way you can smuggle nutrition to him to keep him alive.
 
2009-04-28 06:28:09 PM
helpslipfark: I dunno, my infant son deposited a crapton of stuff on my shirt today that was well on it's way to becoming cheese...


Barf on the way
Well I know only this the boob milk got spewed
Wipe it away
Cuz he loves to breastfeed sometimes for all day....
 
2009-04-28 06:29:52 PM
thereadlines: Somacandra: Dude, it gives you the shiats. Its got built-in laxatives to help babies take a dump. Ingest too much of it and your ass smells like baby poop.

That may be true. But breast milk is handy if your father has been condemned to death by starvation, and that is the only way you can smuggle nutrition to him to keep him alive.


Breast milk is also the only way to feed a random strange starving man in a barn after having a family member float your miscarried fetus down a river.
 
2009-04-28 06:31:49 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-04-28 06:32:13 PM
Savage Belief: Waiting for gorgor and his link to some horrible version of "boobie cheese".

Yep. There goes my lunch. Thanks.
 
2009-04-28 06:32:43 PM
Our high school ran the Grapes of Wrath, but wussed out on that particular boobies scene.
 
2009-04-28 06:34:49 PM
GrievousBodyguard: thereadlines: Somacandra: Dude, it gives you the shiats. Its got built-in laxatives to help babies take a dump. Ingest too much of it and your ass smells like baby poop.

That may be true. But breast milk is handy if your father has been condemned to death by starvation, and that is the only way you can smuggle nutrition to him to keep him alive.

Breast milk is also the only way to feed a random strange starving man in a barn after having a family member float your miscarried fetus down a river.


Breast milk can also earn your to-old-to-still-be-breast-fed son a nickname.
 
2009-04-28 06:35:02 PM
tuna fingers

mmmm... boobie cheese
 
2009-04-28 06:36:59 PM
My husband and I just had this conversation yesterday. Our friends just had a baby, and the baby's eye was looking a bit gunky. so they brought the kid to the pediatrician and the ped told them to put some breast milk in the baby's eye. Miraculously enough, it cleared right up.

So husband decided to bring this up by blurting out, in the middle of the grocery store," Ahhh, breasts. Is there anything you can't do?"
 
2009-04-28 06:40:05 PM
dewihafta: My husband and I just had this conversation yesterday. Our friends just had a baby, and the baby's eye was looking a bit gunky. so they brought the kid to the pediatrician and the ped told them to put some breast milk in the baby's eye. Miraculously enough, it cleared right up.

So husband decided to bring this up by blurting out, in the middle of the grocery store," Ahhh, breasts. Is there anything you can't do?"


Dolly's kid wearing an eye patch joke goes here.
 
2009-04-28 06:40:29 PM
Hey, we cheese made out of a cow's breast milk, or maybe even a goat's breast milk. And when you were young you drank YOUR MOM'S breastmilk. So who cares. I mean let me reiterate that we drink fluids that we pumped out of a COW'S TITS (yes yes teats, shut up).
 
2009-04-28 06:42:26 PM
Easy Mac: tuna fingers

mmmm... boobie cheese


When you GIS "boobie cheese", circular references occur. You sick Farkers!
 
2009-04-28 06:42:59 PM
Anybody remember the old MTV promos showing the brain dead stoner dude saying that he drank a lot of beer, and only occasionally drank milk?

Straight from the cow's teat?

Used to come on late at night?

I'm thinking it was around the time of the Randy of the Redwoods era, and Pauly Shore popularity peak.
 
2009-04-28 06:43:18 PM
you_idiot: Hey, we cheese made out of a cow's breast milk, or maybe even a goat's breast milk. And when you were young you drank YOUR MOM'S breastmilk. So who cares. I mean let me reiterate that we drink fluids that we pumped out of a COW'S TITS (yes yes teats, shut up).

We also murder the cows and then consume parts of the corpse, what's your point?
 
2009-04-28 06:44:55 PM
Savage Belief: Waiting for gorgor and his link to some horrible version of "boobie cheese".

whut?
http://tinyurl.com/dg6lv4 (cut and paste, PNSFW)
 
2009-04-28 06:46:16 PM
Do not, however, google "boobs cottage cheese".
DO NOT CLICK THIS! (NSFW new window)
 
2009-04-28 06:46:26 PM
Bricknee: Savage Belief: Waiting for gorgor and his link to some horrible version of "boobie cheese".

Yep. There goes my lunch. Thanks.


Never click on the gorgor....
 
2009-04-28 06:47:15 PM
BattleFrenchie28: you_idiot: Hey, we cheese made out of a cow's breast milk, or maybe even a goat's breast milk. And when you were young you drank YOUR MOM'S breastmilk. So who cares. I mean let me reiterate that we drink fluids that we pumped out of a COW'S TITS (yes yes teats, shut up).

We also murder the cows and then consume parts of the corpse, what's your point?


murder: the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought
 
2009-04-28 06:49:34 PM
BattleFrenchie28: you_idiot: Hey, we cheese made out of a cow's breast milk, or maybe even a goat's breast milk. And when you were young you drank YOUR MOM'S breastmilk. So who cares. I mean let me reiterate that we drink fluids that we pumped out of a COW'S TITS (yes yes teats, shut up).

We also murder the cows and then consume parts of the corpse, what's your point?


Don't know about his but now I want a cheesesteak!
 
2009-04-28 06:52:59 PM
In a recent Ricky Gervais audiobook, he talks about a friend who was welcomed to a new neighborhood by a neighbor who brought him some pudding. Said neighbor was some hippie chick and she made the pudding with her breast milk.

Ricky said something about how farking arrogant some people are to give someone foods made with bodily fluids. "Here. Have a cum sandwich!"

Farking hilarious.
 
2009-04-28 06:57:32 PM
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/com6l6 (cut and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-04-28 07:07:57 PM
tuna fingers

Behold, the power of cheese.
 
2009-04-28 07:08:31 PM
ObiJuan: BattleFrenchie28: you_idiot: Hey, we cheese made out of a cow's breast milk, or maybe even a goat's breast milk. And when you were young you drank YOUR MOM'S breastmilk. So who cares. I mean let me reiterate that we drink fluids that we pumped out of a COW'S TITS (yes yes teats, shut up).

We also murder the cows and then consume parts of the corpse, what's your point?

murder: the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought


I'm aware...

I was trying to make a point at hir lack of a point

/or something. I dunno.
 
2009-04-28 07:09:43 PM
CornFedIowan: tuna fingers

Behold, the power of cheese.


What does Bob Dole think? Bob Dole thinks he's a doofus!

/Best of the POC ads
 
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