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(Newsday)   Website for 'Mr. Winkle, the cutest dog in the Universe' racks up millions of hits. Original Fark link: 11-06-00   (newsday.com) divider line 65
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2001-09-05 11:26:17 PM
eponymousisagreatalbum....kudo'sforreferencingitinthearticle weeeee
 
2001-09-06 12:12:28 AM
'cutest'

ummmm... i beg to differ
 
2001-09-06 12:33:13 AM
Awwww!
 
2001-09-06 12:33:40 AM
OMG that is the cutest dog ever! Kinda looks like a pomeranian with a haircut.
 
2001-09-06 12:41:59 AM
It's a muppet.
 
2001-09-06 12:44:15 AM
Christ on a Zipline! I hate that freaking dog!
 
2001-09-06 12:46:32 AM
I think www.MrWinkle.com is farked...
 
2001-09-06 12:49:08 AM
 
2001-09-06 12:49:27 AM
He lives down the street from me... he's even more bizarre in person. My dog hates him.
 
2001-09-06 12:55:11 AM
Wasn't this Mr. Winkle's coming foretold in the Book of Revelations?
 
2001-09-06 12:58:02 AM
http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/mrwinkle

Enjoy. I know I do.
 
2001-09-06 01:08:14 AM
Ladies and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't stop it
Rockets can't stop it
We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!
BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR
SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES
LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A
DRY-WATER LANDSCAPE
KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!
WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!
SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS!
 
2001-09-06 01:10:20 AM
sheeit, . some of those farkticles didn't have any comments.
 
2001-09-06 01:10:46 AM
what the fawk was that?
 
2001-09-06 01:30:47 AM
sorry, but he doesn't have a thing on cliche kitty.
 
2001-09-06 01:40:16 AM
I think CK could tear him a new one.
 
2001-09-06 01:57:24 AM
www.mrwinkle.com has been farked into the stone age.
 
2001-09-06 01:58:20 AM
Cutest dog in the universe? It looks inbred to me.
 
2001-09-06 04:23:46 AM
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 
2001-09-06 04:53:23 AM
Mr Winkles eyes are fux0r3d hes definately cross-eyed, Mr. Bigglesworth would make short work of him.
 
2001-09-06 05:06:23 AM
No...must...resist...must...must...aaaarrrgghhhhakdg;lasjld--WHAT IS THY BIDDING, MY MASTER?

IT SHALL BE DONE.
 
2001-09-06 05:48:21 AM
What's hilarious is the part where she says she won't tell them what breed it is.

"What makes Mr. Winkle unique is he's one of a kind. He's so magical - and part of the appeal of magic is its rarity."

She just doesn't want any copycat dogs popping up on the net. It's obvious, don't you think? Greedy capitalist pig!
 
2001-09-06 06:52:38 AM
I say we club the farker over the head, skin it and eat it!
 
2001-09-06 07:43:34 AM
What if poor people were cute and fluffy? Would we have poverty?
 
2001-09-06 07:59:00 AM
What a darling little deformed puppy!
 
2001-09-06 08:02:36 AM
looks like an ewok
 
2001-09-06 08:20:48 AM
www.mrwinkle.com was farked on November 6th.
 
2001-09-06 08:29:05 AM
Damn, that one ugly dawg!
 
2001-09-06 08:48:05 AM


ROSIE IS EVERYWHERE!!
 
2001-09-06 08:50:51 AM
Man. Look at the look on Rosie's face. What is she thinking?
 
2001-09-06 09:02:10 AM
Rounded_Bits "I could eat this dog if no one was looking..."
 
2001-09-06 09:11:58 AM
Internet Tonight had a piece on it a while back... with links, and video.
 
2001-09-06 09:19:47 AM
Oddly enough just after we linked to it. Coincidence? grin
 
2001-09-06 09:28:27 AM
<warm fuzzies>
awwwwwwww..he's so cute with that little tongue hanging out..just.. awwwwwwwww...
</warm fuzzies>
 
2001-09-06 09:32:27 AM
hmm.
 
2001-09-06 09:42:32 AM
Obscene, I just posted that on the Fark Forum and was going to post it here. That is scarier than Stile's kitten video.
 
2001-09-06 09:44:02 AM
Too bad he was born with his tongue on the outside of his mouth.
 
2001-09-06 09:45:05 AM
Tooney, that photo is inspiration for today's photoshop this pic!! Or maybe "ammunition" would be a better word.
 
2001-09-06 09:51:43 AM
Obscene, already beat ya to it. Sorry, man.
 
2001-09-06 10:02:58 AM
hes not much bigger than a softball is he.....
 
2001-09-06 10:32:25 AM
mr. winkle t-shirt, i can't wait, 4-6 weeks delivery. HURRY fed-ex man Hurry.

S.R.
 
2001-09-06 10:42:35 AM
Mr. Winkle

Took a tinkle.

To be silly,

He licked his willie!
 
2001-09-06 11:09:14 AM
Hm... ponder this... He was found "Starving... seemingly abused ...with 'every infection in the book'"

Maybe that explains why his toung hangs out, his legs are warped and he walks funny!!

But GARSH he's cuuuute!
 
2001-09-06 11:11:44 AM
I'm still having a hard time believing that it's a real dog... I think that it is kind of creepy looking.
 
2001-09-06 11:16:30 AM
<off topic>
I remember seeing this the first time it was posted..wow. I've been here longer than I realized.
And he's just as cute NOW!!
</off topic>
 
2001-09-06 11:31:53 AM
I think they need to clone 1,000's of Mr. Winkles and unleash them on the world!
 
2001-09-06 12:08:49 PM
Why is it that when a dog is very small, has a big forehead, crossed eyes, and its tongue is always hanging out of it's mouth, we call it cute, but if a human is like that, we call it a retarded dwarf?
 
2001-09-06 12:13:46 PM
I call it Downes Syndrome
 
2001-09-06 12:34:13 PM
Get in my belly
 
2001-09-06 12:35:57 PM
"she has a "sense" of what breeds might be mixed up in Mr. Winkle's past. But she's not saying."

Alright, let's hear some smart-ass guesses.
 
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