chadm: It's because you're not COOL enough to be the Weeners what everyone else was also thinking.

Epic reverse filter pwnage.

Occam's Chainsaw: animesucks: i'm getting a cough out of these replies right now because i live in san diego and currently have the flu

The real question: do you, indeed, dig your man, baby, and is he a righteous man?

nice.

CygnusDarius: ihatedumbpeople: CygnusDarius: vylasaven: Isn't disease a mechanism by which most populations of animals (which is what we are) control their numbers by weeding out the weak and elderly? Should we just let this run its course and see who survives?

I'd like to get back to genetic basics. :P

Yeah, except this one has killed young & healthy.

/Yes, I'm scared shiatless

Young and healthy in Mexico, which is "barely alive" here. Notice no fatalities in the US.

Nice.

BTW, I happen to live in Mexico.

/Not in Mexico City, though
//Then I'd probably not leave my place
///And get the shotgun

Well, it was a half joke about the comment in the article (the "no deaths above the border have baffled scientists...")

Good luck down there...

Does this mean I have to cut back on pork sashimi?

Remove all Republicans: slimkibbles: Link (new window)

Read up

Fox News. Try again.

Oooh! Oooh! Is the virus liberalism?!! DEEAADLIES!!1!!11!!!

Hey Amigo, guess what (else) I've got for you!

Epiphany: Insomnambulant: Epiphany

You must be new here, the game has been brought up multiple times in this thread, yet you explain it like you're the first one to do it. Also, you said "fark meme" which is an instant fail. Most memes don't originate on fark.

Don't you find your bickering over memes, their origin, and who explained them first ridiculously childish? BECAUSE THE REST OF US DO.

I find that people that get mad over memes and them being discussed have much larger issues. I think it must have something to do with you guys being unpopular in high school, and never being part of an inside joke, so you hate all inside jokes.



Is it really an inside joke when like 90% of the population (or thousands of people) are privvy to the joke?

Also, am I the only one who is annoyed by the term "meme"? Every time I read it I get the feeling that somebody feels a lot smarter for having used the word.

Someone needs to post the animation with the two stick figures and one is supposed to be the President of Madagascar and he tells the other stick figure to shut down everything with a dramatic close up to his eye and then he shoots a laser out of his mouth.

Does anyone know what animation I'm talking about? It really does need to be posted.

a2pfunk: Epiphany: Insomnambulant: Epiphany

You must be new here, the game has been brought up multiple times in this thread, yet you explain it like you're the first one to do it. Also, you said "fark meme" which is an instant fail. Most memes don't originate on fark.

Don't you find your bickering over memes, their origin, and who explained them first ridiculously childish? BECAUSE THE REST OF US DO.

I find that people that get mad over memes and them being discussed have much larger issues. I think it must have something to do with you guys being unpopular in high school, and never being part of an inside joke, so you hate all inside jokes.



Is it really an inside joke when like 90% of the population (or thousands of people) are privvy to the joke?

Also, am I the only one who is annoyed by the term "meme"? Every time I read it I get the feeling that somebody feels a lot smarter for having used the word.

90 percent of the population? Thousands of people (out of millions of people on the internet)? People feel smarter for using words that describe things? That's one hell of a post there.

TheyCallThisWork: Does this mean I have to cut back on pork sashimi?

Naw, just don't mix it with chicken sashimi and you should be good

a2pfunk:



Is it really an inside joke when like 90% of the population (or thousands of people) are privvy to the joke?

Also, am I the only one who is annoyed by the term "meme"? Every time I read it I get the feeling that somebody feels a lot smarter for having used the word.

give me doughnuts: sincitynewbie: Tailgunner Joe: I always had my money on a disease to wipe out humanity....or trim it back a good 90% or so...

Can we call it Captain Trips too?

/hmmm go to the Walking Dude or Mother Abigail....Walking Dude would be more fun I think.

I've already decided which house in Vegas I'm going to take over. Enjoy Boulder and good luck surviving next winter!

With a forclosure rate seven times the national average, the house you picked in Vegas might already be empty.

No doubt. I can look out my front door and see 5 foreclosed houses. Easy picking if your cash flush.

give me doughnuts: sincitynewbie: Tailgunner Joe: I always had my money on a disease to wipe out humanity....or trim it back a good 90% or so...

Can we call it Captain Trips too?

/hmmm go to the Walking Dude or Mother Abigail....Walking Dude would be more fun I think.

I've already decided which house in Vegas I'm going to take over. Enjoy Boulder and good luck surviving next winter!

With a forclosure rate seven times the national average, the house you picked in Vegas might already be empty.

Thank God! If it weren't, the smell would be darn near impossible to get out of there!

/assuming the current occupants died.
//which they will
/// Cue Music (pops)

Anti-BoyBand: Someone needs to post the animation with the two stick figures and one is supposed to be the President of Madagascar and he tells the other stick figure to shut down everything with a dramatic close up to his eye and then he shoots a laser out of his mouth.

Does anyone know what animation I'm talking about? It really does need to be posted.

You know what else would be cool? If someone posted that animated GIF where the president shoots a LAZORZ out of his mouth after shutting down everything.

/bonus points for a dramatic close up

This individual is a known spreader of the man-bear-pig-bird flu, and should be considered hoofed and dangerous. ahcoo!

Now you're all just getting silly.

Ozark_Rifleman: Cue entry, stage right

Anti-BoyBand: Someone needs to post the animation with the two stick figures and one is supposed to be the President of Madagascar and he tells the other stick figure to shut down everything with a dramatic close up to his eye and then he shoots a laser out of his mouth.

Does anyone know what animation I'm talking about? It really does need to be posted.

Never heard of it.

meme meme meme meme meme meme, mmmm, meme



/Hot like delicious pulled pork samiches

Seeing as how "The Stand" is my favorite novel of all time, and I've read the 1200 page unabridged version 3 times...I get tired of the tired references.

"Hey baby can you dig your man"

"M-O-O-N spells MOON"

blah blah blah. How about something like

"I can't wait to bang an old chick and have her die in my tent"... or some reference to the KID sticking a .45 in Trashcan man's ass while he jerked it. No Harold and Nadine gags?

Uneven Displacement: Occam's Chainsaw: animesucks: i'm getting a cough out of these replies right now because i live in san diego and currently have the flu

The real question: do you, indeed, dig your man, baby, and is he a righteous man?

nice.

What question of his are you referring to ?

/whahhhaaaarrrggarbbllll

if this gets big and they run short on mexicans, i know where there is an abundance of spares

Epiphany: a2pfunk: Epiphany: Insomnambulant: Epiphany

You must be new here, the game has been brought up multiple times in this thread, yet you explain it like you're the first one to do it. Also, you said "fark meme" which is an instant fail. Most memes don't originate on fark.

Don't you find your bickering over memes, their origin, and who explained them first ridiculously childish? BECAUSE THE REST OF US DO.

I find that people that get mad over memes and them being discussed have much larger issues. I think it must have something to do with you guys being unpopular in high school, and never being part of an inside joke, so you hate all inside jokes.



Is it really an inside joke when like 90% of the population (or thousands of people) are privvy to the joke?

Also, am I the only one who is annoyed by the term "meme"? Every time I read it I get the feeling that somebody feels a lot smarter for having used the word.

90 percent of the population? Thousands of people (out of millions of people on the internet)? People feel smarter for using words that describe things? That's one hell of a post there.

My bad... by 90%, I was referring to the people who get the joke, vs people who read the joke... As in the MAJORITY of people who read this thread, GET the joke... Only a couple do not. I was not referring to the global population.

And there is a difference between using words and trying to use big smart-sounding words (sometimes incorrectly).

Can we call it Captain Trips too?

/hmmm go to the Walking Dude or Mother Abigail....Walking Dude would be more fun I think.

I've already decided which house in Vegas I'm going to take over. Enjoy Boulder and good luck surviving next winter!

With a forclosure rate seven times the national average, the house you picked in Vegas might already be empty.

Thank God! If it weren't, the smell would be darn near impossible to get out of there!

/assuming the current occupants died.
//which they will
/// Cue Music (pops)

I've always thought the 115 degree summer would take care of the smell right away, where as boulder you have that winter that will freeze everything for next year. Know what I'm saying?

/Thought about this way to much.
//Please let it happen!

Is there a conspiracy theory tying this to the drug lords yet? If not, let's start one...

a2pfunk: And there is a difference between using words and trying to use big smart-sounding words

As big words go, "meme" is fairly compact.

Crown_of_Shoes: Remove all Republicans: slimkibbles: Link (new window)

Read up

Fox News. Try again.

Oooh! Oooh! Is the virus liberalism?!! DEEAADLIES!!1!!11!!!

"President Obama! Rish Limbaugh is coughing!"
"*gasp* SHUT...DOWN...EVERYTHING!"
"Umm...isn't that a bit--"
"EVERYTHING!"

Rocketdude: Does this have anything to do with the human flu vacine
that was shipped to several places with LIVE bird flu
ACCIDENTALLY (?) mixed in!

No.

/You have nothing to worry about anyway
//Your tinfoil hat will protect you

theironchef: Is there a conspiracy theory tying this to the drug lords yet? If not, let's start one...

They've infected our marijuanas! It's only a matter of time now :(

I'm not Scared. Were they not just covering the Mexican drug war just a week ago? I mean that shiat has been going on for decades.

I'm not big on conspiracies but there has been a lot fear mongering recently.




Could it have something to do with the recession and protectionism? Think about it millions go on vacation down there this time of year. Tourism brings in billions of dollars from us every year.

Oh. people. I thought pigs were getting sick.



/doesn't read articles with headlines about animals being sick

a2pfunk: strothgar: diamondcutters: Fjornir: I can't believe no one has posted this yet...

Um.. second post?

What are you talking about?

Nobody has posted this yet...

or this...

Granted I'm new here, but is posting the same thing over and over considered "humor"?

Earl of Chives: Granted I'm new here, but is posting the same thing over and over considered "humor"?

Yes.

nijika: You'll probably pick the closest tree... that one that was planted and/or cultivated by a man 200 years ago. Fail.



That was one busy mother farker!!
I can't imagine how many generations you'd have to live in a metropolitan area to really believe that nonsense you're spouting.

a2pfunk: Epiphany: Insomnambulant: Epiphany

You must be new here, the game has been brought up multiple times in this thread, yet you explain it like you're the first one to do it. Also, you said "fark meme" which is an instant fail. Most memes don't originate on fark.

Don't you find your bickering over memes, their origin, and who explained them first ridiculously childish? BECAUSE THE REST OF US DO.

I find that people that get mad over memes and them being discussed have much larger issues. I think it must have something to do with you guys being unpopular in high school, and never being part of an inside joke, so you hate all inside jokes.



Is it really an inside joke when like 90% of the population (or thousands of people) are privvy to the joke?

Also, am I the only one who is annoyed by the term "meme"? Every time I read it I get the feeling that somebody feels a lot smarter for having used the word.

It's a farking term. It's been around awhile... it's useful in describing the things we are talking about. Why should anyone give a shiat how you feel about other people using it?

/Guys I don't like the term ice cream, I'm going to get the dessert that is cold that you sometimes get in a cone from Baskin-Robbins.

Epiphany: theironchef: Is there a conspiracy theory tying this to the drug lords yet? If not, let's start one...

They've infected our marijuanas! It's only a matter of time now :(

Dude, please don't tell me you're still smoking that shiatty weed from south of the border

Um CNN & Reuters are saying that two soccer games will be played in empty stadiums with no spectators present.

"the Mexican Football Federation said two weekend soccer matches would be played with no spectators present as a precaution."

Doesn't this mean it's serious?

Earl of Chives: Granted I'm new here, but is posting the same thing over and over considered "humor"?

chadm: Yes.

Yes.

Epiphany: theironchef: Is there a conspiracy theory tying this to the drug lords yet? If not, let's start one...

They've infected our marijuanas! It's only a matter of time now :(

Don't worry, I'll make sure it gets really really hot

Nakito: Yes.

Rims

Get one of these.....



And get one of these...

Death is natures way of telling you to slow down.

UnkoPatrol: The cool thing about this one is that it's not 100% bird flu, it's not 100% swine flu, it's not 100% human flu, it's all THREE mixed together:

"The new virus has genes from North American swine influenza, avian influenza, human influenza and a form of swine influenza normally found in Asia and Europe" said Nancy Cox, chief of the CDC's Influenza

This virus knows how to mutate baby!

That's why it should be called the Devastator flu.