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(retroCrush)   Alfalfa, Short Round, Jar Jar Binks, and more of film's most annoying characters   ( divider line
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15226 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Feb 2003 at 5:55 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-10 04:51:24 PM  
Cover your heart, Indy!
2003-02-10 05:12:44 PM  
"Hold on to your potatoes!"
2003-02-10 05:17:18 PM  
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"What the hell are you screamin' for? Every thirty seconds there's a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin! Bzzzz!"
2003-02-10 05:38:54 PM  
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2003-02-10 06:12:34 PM  
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2003-02-10 06:39:43 PM  
Eh..Luke was really just annoying in the first one ("But I was going into Toschi Station to pick up some power converters!") But, at the least, he was tolerable in the sequels.
2003-02-10 09:53:00 PM  
I'll submit Mad Max's whacked-out, arm-burnin', "night rider" shoutin' Johnny the Boy, and while being annoying was the point of the character, he does have one of the most satisfying deaths you could wish on an annoying character.
2003-02-10 09:57:25 PM  
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That was supposed to be included, but apparently Picturestage is unfetchable at the moment. Bad dog.
2003-02-10 10:35:20 PM  
50 dollar bill!
2003-02-10 10:37:21 PM  
Alfalfa rules. The little rascals are really some of the funniest films ever made. REMARKABLE!
2003-02-10 10:39:55 PM  
Chris Tucker is just annoying in general.
And as a comedian, he should have a sense of humor in real life. He got all pissed off when Stuttering John from the Stern show asked him a couple off color questions. I've seen many "serious" people have fun with it, and pull the sticks out of their asses for 2 seconds. Chris Tucker just sucks.
"Get my publicist. Who is this guy? Get him out of here."
2003-02-11 12:04:52 AM  
It's great to read about Alfalfa's hideous post stardom life. I don't know though...I liked the 5th Element a lot, including Chris Tucker. This seems like a hastily written article. There are so many to mention. I'm just going to suggest the deformed kid from "Mask". And Cher, for that matter.
2003-02-11 12:13:27 AM  
This wasn't hastily written. I spent 24 minutes on it. I might have got it down in 18, but it was hard to pick the right font color.
2003-02-11 04:59:04 AM  
Maybe it's cause I'm old.
Maybe it's cause I'm at work @ 4:56 a.m. est
Maybe it's cause I'm stoned.
...but I laughed at those audio clips. I dunno why - but I did.
Alf Alpha was the original cool nerd. Sorrry to hear he bought it in a friggin parking lot... I'd check out a former costar's alibi...
2003-02-11 06:07:14 AM  
Short Round = brilliant

Say anything you want about that movie. Just don't dis the Round.
2003-02-11 06:12:25 AM  
I just can't watch that particular Indiana Jones flick. I can imagine Steven Spielberg spending evenings reviewing the dailies fapping away to his future schickza. Oh, and the bad chroma keying.
2003-02-11 06:44:13 AM  
Ruby Rhod was awesome! He cracked me up. I didn't mind the Indiana jones characters too much, either. I guess the chick in raiders of the lost ark was a better character than in temple of doom, though.
2003-02-11 06:46:53 AM  
wasnt the "deformed kid" in mask eric stoltz in makeup
2003-02-11 06:47:15 AM  
I liked the Fifth Element.

Anakin in the latest Star Wars was much more annoying, kind of character you hope dies a painful death.
2003-02-11 06:49:24 AM  
Man what about Rob Schneider in "JUDGE DREDD" or Sylvester Stalone in "JUDGE DREDD" for that matter. Seriously, Ben Affleck in any Kevin Smith movie is my pick.
2003-02-11 07:00:16 AM  
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2003-02-11 07:02:40 AM  
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2003-02-11 07:03:17 AM  
ANY character from Master of Disguise was far more annoying than any I've seen mentioned so far. MAN, that movie was lame.

And I'm with Badtz. Don't be dissin' Short Round.
2003-02-11 07:05:14 AM  
Oooh, almost forgot

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God, I could barely sit through the first 5 mins of this piece of junk..
2003-02-11 07:12:30 AM  
I think the list was reasonable, could have included he teenage Anakin,

All in all, there was an oversized pixie, his name was nuff

Fairy Nuff

2003-02-11 07:15:03 AM  
How could this list not include this little irritation.

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2003-02-11 07:18:01 AM  
Now this guy was annoying.

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2003-02-11 07:19:16 AM  
Surprised to see nothing with Owen Wilson in it. Him and Ben Stiller are the crappy movie dynamic duo.

Temple of Doom wasn't too bad, but it was nothing compared to the other 2 films. As for the 5th Element, OMG what a shiat fest... Anytime you see a movie and a 6ft tall silverfish comes out and sings for 20 minutes, its a BAD FILM.
2003-02-11 07:28:03 AM  
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"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
2003-02-11 07:30:41 AM  
I was never more dismayed than when I heard that Willie Scott was returning for the Indy sequel. But, Marion Ravenwood. THERE'S a woman. Any woman who can drink a huge Nepalese dude under the table gets my choice for supporting character in ANY film. Including Muppet movies.

"Ok, Indy. Hold on to your potatoes."

2003-02-11 07:36:52 AM  
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2003-02-11 07:38:04 AM  
2003-02-11 07:39:00 AM  
Actually, pretty much everyone in this shiat-fest

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2003-02-11 07:46:40 AM  
Hey OtisWild, you forgot one.
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2003-02-11 07:51:47 AM  
Hey!!1 you caww him dokta Jones!!!
2003-02-11 07:52:21 AM  
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2003-02-11 07:53:18 AM  
Bark_atda_moon So I guess 'Meet The Parents is not up there for you?
2003-02-11 07:54:49 AM  
All I could think of was Dr Smith fom "Lost in Space", that guy so needed a ball peen to the testes.
2003-02-11 07:58:55 AM  
What about the twerp from 6th sense and Pay it Forward. he is an annoying little tard.
2003-02-11 08:03:47 AM  
Dick Vitale. He's been in a few sports movies so he counts. He's damn annoying.
2003-02-11 08:07:23 AM  
Have to say I liked 5th Element - esp. cause it had Mmmmilla in it. Also while I can appreciate Kung Pow may easily be seen as utter crap, I really enjoyed it [except for the damn cow fighting bit]
2003-02-11 08:08:31 AM  
Hey, I liked Alfalfa. He had the hottest chick in town...

Ok, I really just had a crush for Darla.
2003-02-11 08:10:51 AM  
Vinegar Jones,

I will admit to liking Meet the Parents, but only because of Bobby De Niro. Eventhough it was rated highly, I really really hated The Royale Tenenbaums... Zoolander, Mystery Men, Shanghai Noon(sp), the Haunting, etc are all crap. Note: both men were in The Cable Guy... need i say more?

I really look forward to Starsky and Hutch..kill me now
2003-02-11 08:10:58 AM  
I loved [image from too old to be available]! I didn't find him annoying at all.

I wholeheartedly agree with 's inclusion. It's rumored he will return in some capacity in Raiders 4.
2003-02-11 08:11:36 AM  
I can't believe they didn't have any characters played by Matthew Moden, every thing he does is annoying.
2003-02-11 08:12:16 AM  
[image from too old to be available]'s inclusion....
2003-02-11 08:13:14 AM  
2003-02-11 08:14:31 AM  

I mostly liked Newt from Aliens....mostly
2003-02-11 08:15:57 AM  
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2003-02-11 08:17:04 AM  
the best scene is when short round and Indy are playing cards in the jungle --No fun, you cheat, playing fyou no fun--
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