I dated several girls in college who ended up becoming teachers. I'm glad I didn't marry one of them. I'd hate to be her husband.

How outraged am I supposed to get over a 17 year old boy banging a 23 year old teacher, especially when 17 is the age of consent in Texas?

Psychotropic: How outraged am I supposed to get over a 17 year old boy banging a 23 year old teacher, especially when 17 is the age of consent in Texas?

Not to mention 17 and 23 is barely outside of the creepy rule.

And her name is Kenzi Friday. Now this has porno written all over it.

GAT_00: Psychotropic: How outraged am I supposed to get over a 17 year old boy banging a 23 year old teacher, especially when 17 is the age of consent in Texas?

Not to mention 17 and 23 is barely outside of the creepy rule.

if it was 18 and 24, no one would bat an eye.

But, it's more about her being in a position of authority than the actual age difference.

If her knees weren't so sharp, I'd be saying RAWR.

Jeebus. 17 to 23. Six whole years and this, admittedly dumbass, will do two years in the joint. Strange, that.

Just weird, she's no unhittable.

If you meet a teacher these days, you kind of have to consider whether or not she'll be arrested down the line for banging a student.

I wonder if it's a competitive thing with the younger chicks in the class.

Definitely fappable. I'll brb.

She's already got the Big Dipper on her face.
Did he add the Milky Way?

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That's a lot of moles.

moralpanic: Definitely fappable. I'll brb.

Dude get out of my bathroom I has me some fapping to do in there.

/Ok I'll wait

Damnit, why can't my history prof get with this trend?!

i'm not a fan of the term "sexual relations"

/stupid hillbilly clinton

Wrong_Intentions: And her name is Kenzi Friday. Now this has porno written all over it.

Came to say this. WTF kind of name is that for anything besides adult entertainment?

heh, this is amusing:

Link to Google cached facebook search result (new window)

She was a fan of "Extreme Youth Leadership"... and how! ;)

Wrong_Intentions: Damnit, why can't my history prof get with this trend?!


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I'd hit it if her face weren't all covered with teh melanomnomnoma.

/slashtastic!

oldsbone: Facepalm for all the stupid teachers out there.

/Am I the only teacher in the world who doesn't want to have an inappropriate relationship with my students?



this. when i read about these things, i always reflect on my own students, and try to understand what these people could possibly see in a teenage boy. my oldest students, they're 17 and 18. . .
and gross. . . just gross.

atomic-age: That's a lot of moles.

Was she a chemistry teacher?

All that potential skin cancer on her face and neck, girl needs to go to the doctor.

If I said it once, I've said it a hundred times. She is teaching how to topography!

See...now if you contour the mounds here....

does someone have that chart handy?

Yes Yes Hell Yes !!! Fist of God and all that..

Mole...........

All those moles are probably benign... although it looks like she might have pigmented spots on her lips, which could be a sign of Peutz-Jeghers syndrome

dr.zaeus: atomic-age: That's a lot of moles.

Was she a chemistry teacher?

I lol'd!

oh and, "connect the dots! LA LA LA LA!"

spookybee: does someone have that chart handy?

Chart? ...

*shuffling through papers, pictures ...*

What chart? There were supposed to be charts ??!

/Yea,I know .... id-10-T, but I have fun with it anyway ....

It's that old Position of Authority that's going to hang her up to dry.

Feel bad for her husband - I mean, they can't have been married more than oh, 5 years and she's already seeing younger guys? Wow, he's going to have a complex eh?

That blue part on the map is land, right?

Looks like a female Keith Olberman with major moleage.

foxyg: GAT_00: Psychotropic: How outraged am I supposed to get over a 17 year old boy banging a 23 year old teacher, especially when 17 is the age of consent in Texas?

Not to mention 17 and 23 is barely outside of the creepy rule.

if it was 18 and 24, no one would bat an eye.

But, it's more about her being in a position of authority than the actual age difference.

If her knees weren't so sharp, I'd be saying RAWR.

True. Here in Texas...

Texas Penal Code, Section 21.12 - Improper Relationship Between Educator and Student



CHAPTER 21. SEXUAL OFFENSES

21.12. IMPROPER RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN EDUCATOR AND STUDENT.
(a) An employee of a public or private primary or secondary school commits an offense if the employee engages in sexual contact, sexual intercourse, or deviate sexual intercourse with a person who is enrolled in a public or private primary or secondary school at which the employee works and who is not the employee's spouse.
(b) An offense under this section is a felony of the second degree.
(c) If conduct constituting an offense under this section also constitutes an offense under another section of this code, the actor may be prosecuted under either section or both sections. "

Throw that biatch in jail and fire her ass.
YAY! Equality under the law! Now let it apply to the rich!

BarrRepublican: That blue part on the map is land, right?

Uh... no, it's Vermont.

Gyrfalcon:

Fundamentalism is alive and well, continuing to steal, kill and destroy. One more example of what happens when you take separation of church and state out of schools.

BarrRepublican: That blue part on the map is land, right?

i blue myself :)

xpennyroyaltyx: BarrRepublican: That blue part on the map is land, right?

i blue myself :)

If you lived in Vermont, you wouldn't have to do it alone.

There seems to be a never-ending line of teachers willing to do this. 10 years of Fark making these events very well known and still the teachers do it again.

Next week, we'll read about another one. And the week after that, another.

/I used to live in Midland

Go Bulldogs!

I'm MHS alumni and it's about farking time we had a good sex scandal in that school.

Still, have you ever been to Midland/Odessa Texas? I'm amazed there aren't people going batshiat crazy out there on a daily basis. It's the middle of absolute farking nowhere. Flat. No scenery. Nothing. Dust storms. That whole panhandle region up through Lubbock and Amarillo? No thanks!

My wife's company offered Midland/Odessa as a transfer opportunity once if she wanted it.

She declined thank God!

Gyrfalcon: If they just put that pray back into the schools, none of this ever would have happened!



Thank you God!