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(Daily Mail)   Meet Britain's youngest female funeral director: she's hotter than a crematorium and has a body to die for   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 292
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2009-04-23 12:40:18 PM
Dayum! That is one fine lady.
 
2009-04-23 12:43:33 PM
I'd tap that like I was nailing closed a coffin with the body of a dead hooker inside!
 
2009-04-23 12:45:18 PM
Nice.
 
2009-04-23 12:48:02 PM
Would it be weird if I asked her to remain completely still, like a corpse, while I had sex with her? Or would she just take this as a matter of course for her profession?
 
2009-04-23 12:48:25 PM
I'd hit it too, but come on, she's not THAT hot, is she? Her boobs appear to be mostly bra to me.
 
2009-04-23 12:48:27 PM
My loins are exploding with the thoughts of opportunities for kinky sex.
 
2009-04-23 12:49:01 PM
Um. Wow.
 
2009-04-23 12:49:17 PM
Her boyfriend Craig Whynell, 24, is 'more than happy' with her role as funeral director.

Yeah well, she's hot so that helps quite a bit. Just get that little tushy home on time, and don't smell like formaldehyde.
 
2009-04-23 12:50:10 PM
Shostie: Would it be weird if I asked her to remain completely still, like a corpse, while I had sex with her? Or would she just take this as a matter of course for her profession nationality?

I had to.
 
2009-04-23 12:52:13 PM
I'd put it in her coffin.
 
2009-04-23 12:55:27 PM
Waiting for the sweet follow-up where she gets caught humping the corpses....Would it be considered dry humping?
 
2009-04-23 12:55:33 PM
cambie: I'd hit it too, but come on, she's not THAT hot, is she? Her boobs appear to be mostly bra to me.

She's cute. Which, in the UK, is smoking hot beyond belief.
 
2009-04-23 12:58:18 PM
cambie: Her boobs appear to be mostly bra to me

well, you're clearly more used to seeing naked man boobs swinging freely

she's hot
 
2009-04-23 12:59:29 PM
I've got a stiff for her to bury
 
2009-04-23 12:59:48 PM
I'd throw her a stiff.
 
2009-04-23 01:00:59 PM
*Shakes tiny, slow fingered fist*
 
2009-04-23 01:03:32 PM
BeefyT: Waiting for the sweet follow-up where she gets caught humping the corpses....Would it be considered dry humping?


No. Formaldehyde is good lube.........or so I heard
 
2009-04-23 01:05:53 PM
I'd fill her with "embalming fluid".


Stompn_Tom: BeefyT: Waiting for the sweet follow-up where she gets caught humping the corpses....Would it be considered dry humping?


No. Formaldehyde is good lube.........or so I heard


TM freaking I.
/eww
 
2009-04-23 01:10:59 PM
I bet she gives great headstone.
 
2009-04-23 01:15:53 PM
she can probably take the whole thing without coffin...
 
2009-04-23 01:21:02 PM
Looking at her makes me stiff, so I'm sure she'll excel at her new job.
 
2009-04-23 01:22:54 PM
She puts the rigor into my mortis.

/Got nuthin'
 
2009-04-23 01:23:50 PM
I'd have sex with her.

\\and by sex, i mean I'd let her lay there like a corpse while I fail to satisfy her while giving her the best two minutes of my life.
 
2009-04-23 01:24:06 PM
I worked with a really hot girl who wanted to be an undertaker too... AND we worked at a call center. She'd be just about 20 at the time, but I'm starting to see a strange pattern emerge here...

/AOL tech support
 
2009-04-23 01:26:07 PM
static.tvguide.com
Approves.
 
2009-04-23 01:26:57 PM
I'd be dead boring with her.
 
2009-04-23 01:40:22 PM
I'd bury myself in it.
 
2009-04-23 01:42:53 PM
I'd give her a good funeral spray.
 
2009-04-23 01:50:03 PM
She could get a rise out of a corpse.
 
2009-04-23 01:50:42 PM
I'd embalm it.
 
2009-04-23 01:51:13 PM
wow, i'll bet she's never heard these lame puns before.

there are hot funeral directors of all ages.

why is this news?
 
2009-04-23 01:54:26 PM
I'd slab it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no
 
2009-04-23 01:55:41 PM
I've dated a mortician. She had a warped sense of humor, one of the things I liked about her.. She could also drink like a miner on payday despite weighing 98 pounds, another plus.
 
2009-04-23 01:59:20 PM
If anything, she's hotter in her work clothes....
 
2009-04-23 01:59:30 PM
xpennyroyaltyx: why is this news?

its not, its fark.com.....
 
2009-04-23 02:02:33 PM
BeefyT: Waiting for the sweet follow-up where she gets caught humping the corpses

i23.photobucket.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2009-04-23 02:02:45 PM
I came into this thread to formally declare that I would indeed have relations of a sexual nature with the woman in question.
 
2009-04-23 02:06:47 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: its not, its fark.com.....

touche.


well, in that case.

i'd make an incision in her arteries through which to drain her blood!
 
2009-04-23 02:18:09 PM
xpennyroyaltyx: The Stealth Hippopotamus: its not, its fark.com.....

touche.


well, in that case.

i'd make an incision in her arteries through which to drain her blood!


I put my tube in her Jugular
 
2009-04-23 02:32:19 PM
I'd show her a cream-atorium.
 
2009-04-23 02:42:21 PM
xpennyroyaltyx: The Stealth Hippopotamus: its not, its fark.com.....

touche.


well, in that case.

i'd make an incision in her arteries through which to drain her blood!


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-04-23 03:21:17 PM
dahmers love zombie: TM freaking I.
/eww


Wrong choice of fark handle, then.
 
2009-04-23 03:42:46 PM
I'd hit that so deep, a gravedigger would be impressed.
 
2009-04-23 03:47:48 PM
I'd take 'er under.
 
2009-04-23 04:12:55 PM
megain.smugmug.com

megain.smugmug.com
/what a crappy pic
 
2009-04-23 04:13:46 PM
I'd bury my bone in her.
 
2009-04-23 04:14:34 PM
I wonder if she'd accept my
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-04-23 04:15:42 PM
MaxxLarge: She could get a rise out of a corpse.

I must say, that is one of your weakest attempts at poetry in a long time.

/leaving disappointed
 
2009-04-23 04:15:54 PM
I'd put it in her ash
 
2009-04-23 04:16:17 PM
I wonder if she's ever gotten freaky in a coffin.
 
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