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(Philly.com)   Dangerous cougar that attacked four people has been caught. Will be fitted with a tracking device and released into the wild   (philly.com) divider line 115
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2009-04-23 08:19:38 AM
Well played, sir. +1
 
2009-04-23 08:24:56 AM
Let's call a pedo a pedo please.
 
2009-04-23 08:30:48 AM
she bought them alcohol, an xbox, and an atv?

i'll touch her boobies for a couple minutes if she'll buy me that stuff
 
2009-04-23 08:34:08 AM
Useless without pics.
 
2009-04-23 09:23:16 AM
coco ebert: Let's call a pedo a pedo please.

So. Very. Much. This.

/in before the ignorant "OMG I WISH SHE WAS MY BABYSITTER LOL" crowd
 
2009-04-23 09:42:49 AM
What constitutes the wild? A day spa?
 
2009-04-23 10:19:41 AM
Cougar thread!!!
 
2009-04-23 10:20:45 AM
TTIWWP
 
2009-04-23 10:20:45 AM
OMG! I WISH SHE WAS MY BABYSITTER! LOL
 
2009-04-23 10:21:10 AM
/will return
 
2009-04-23 10:21:26 AM
www.beltsvilleghosts.net
 
2009-04-23 10:21:53 AM
She's only a pedo if she's ugly. Discuss.
 
2009-04-23 10:22:18 AM
Daffydil: Cougar thread!!!

"Make it so Number One"
 
2009-04-23 10:22:26 AM
So,....what is the male equivalent of a cougar?
 
2009-04-23 10:22:48 AM
wh0mprat: She's only a pedo if she's ugly.

Still waiting for pictures.
 
2009-04-23 10:23:04 AM
Pair-o-Dice: So,....what is the male equivalent of a cougar?

Prisoner...
 
2009-04-23 10:23:34 AM
hello boys
www.bartcop.com
 
2009-04-23 10:23:42 AM
Pair-o-Dice: So,....what is the male equivalent of a cougar?

Studman69?
 
Bf+
2009-04-23 10:23:46 AM
FTA: "Scott is accused of giving the boys alcohol at her home, buying them expensive gifts, including an Xbox 360 and a four-wheeler, and initiating sexual contact with the four teen friends,"


Your honor, we the jury find the defendant... AWESOME!!!

Oh, and: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/brave_mountain_lion_fends_off
 
2009-04-23 10:23:48 AM
Pair-o-Dice: So,....what is the male equivalent of a cougar?

A pedophile...
 
2009-04-23 10:23:58 AM
"Alleged victim" my ass.

Scott is accused of giving the boys alcohol at her home, buying them expensive gifts, including an Xbox 360 and a four-wheeler, and initiating sexual contact with the four teen friends.

How do I introduce my son to this woman? (unless she's not hot, then just the gifts.)
 
2009-04-23 10:24:15 AM
wh0mprat: She's only a pedo if she's ugly. Discuss.

It's only illegal if it was an male harassing young females. Clearly permanent damage is done in those cases, but not these.
 
2009-04-23 10:24:31 AM
Sapper_Topo: "Make it so Number One"

*sigh*...that's the sad part...I can't upload pics.

/certainly
//there
///is
////someone
////who
//can?

Oh, and on topic:

Although court documents list the number of encounters as "about 40," the boy said yesterday that he couldn't remember how many there were.

"I'm pretty sure it was a lot," he said.


*snickerdoodle*
 
2009-04-23 10:24:49 AM
FTA:
Much's questioning suggested that the boy accused Scott because he and Scott had argued after she refused to give him $10 for marijuana.

It'd be confusing, becuase it's like getting an allowance from your mom, but you can do drugs with her too.
 
2009-04-23 10:25:42 AM
Has anyone pointed out that there is more than one definition for cougar?
 
2009-04-23 10:26:01 AM
GoodyearPimp: wh0mprat: She's only a pedo if she's ugly. Discuss.

It's only illegal if it was an male harassing young females. Clearly permanent damage is done in those cases, but not these.


So...young men more emotionally resilient and inherently better at handling difficulty than young women? Discuss some more!
 
2009-04-23 10:26:03 AM
Ponzholio: Prisoner...

Nice...

Connector_connection: A pedophile...

No...
 
2009-04-23 10:26:27 AM
Ponzholio: Pair-o-Dice: So,....what is the male equivalent of a cougar?

Prisoner...


I would have went with pervert, but prisoner is good to.
 
2009-04-23 10:26:49 AM
wh0mprat: It'd be confusing, becuase it's like getting an allowance from your mom, but you can do drugs with her too.

...and have sex with her...don't forget that part...
 
2009-04-23 10:26:55 AM
FTFA:
Two of the other alleged victims testified at preliminary hearings last month.

DAMMIT!!!! Stop it with the victim sh*t already!!
 
2009-04-23 10:27:02 AM
Daffydil: Sapper_Topo: "Make it so Number One"

*sigh*...that's the sad part...I can't upload pics.

/certainly
//there
///is
////someone
////who
//can?

Oh, and on topic:

Although court documents list the number of encounters as "about 40," the boy said yesterday that he couldn't remember how many there were.

"I'm pretty sure it was a lot," he said.

*snickerdoodle*


Dammit Daffydil! I'm a Doctor and I cant upload at work either!

/This far into a cougar thread and one pic
//Shame on Fark
///Srsly help a brotha out
 
2009-04-23 10:27:17 AM
Scott, who faces a litany of charges including statutory sexual assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and furnishing alcohol to minors, is being held at the Delaware County Prison on $250,000 bail.

That's hawt.

I'd probably fark her for an xbox but I'm almost her age so she probably wouldn't be interested.
 
2009-04-23 10:27:19 AM
A 41-year-old Delaware County woman accused of having unprotected sex with four teen boys...

Grizzly discovery that the cougar went bareback...
 
2009-04-23 10:27:57 AM
Scott, who faces a litany of charges including statutory sexual assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and furnishing alcohol to minors,

Is that like when you rape a statistician? I am guessing deviate is a typo for deviant...
 
2009-04-23 10:29:37 AM
MaxxLarge: coco ebert: Let's call a pedo a pedo please.

So. Very. Much. This.

/in before the ignorant "OMG I WISH SHE WAS MY BABYSITTER LOL" crowd


Pedo's like to mess about with pubescent children. A 13 year old boy could be pubescent, but most likely not. Ever see film of LeBron James at 13. He was dunking a basketball, and had a nice beard going.
 
2009-04-23 10:33:12 AM
Dancin_In_Anson:
wh0mprat: She's only a pedo if she's ugly.

Still waiting for pictures.


GIS doesn't help much.

/although Lisa Wood in lingerie...
 
2009-04-23 10:33:18 AM
Sapper_Topo: Daffydil: Sapper_Topo: "Make it so Number One"

*sigh*...that's the sad part...I can't upload pics.

/certainly
//there
///is
////someone
////who
//can?

Oh, and on topic:

Although court documents list the number of encounters as "about 40," the boy said yesterday that he couldn't remember how many there were.

"I'm pretty sure it was a lot," he said.

*snickerdoodle*

Dammit Daffydil! I'm a Doctor and I cant upload at work either!


I don't know about uploading, but I can hotlink like there's no tomorrow.

picarddoesit.com

/Hot like fusion in a warp core.
 
2009-04-23 10:33:32 AM
images8.cafepress.com

All I ever got was yelled at by older women. Kids today have it way too good. Damn their eyes.

/bitter old man
 
2009-04-23 10:33:45 AM
Pair o Dice: the male equivalent of a cougar is, apparently, a "silverfox."

I learned this from a girl I was into until she told me she liked older dudes.
 
2009-04-23 10:35:02 AM
VISUAL AIDS PLEASE!!!!
 
2009-04-23 10:35:07 AM
DronePrime: Sapper_Topo: Daffydil: Sapper_Topo: "Make it so Number One"

*sigh*...that's the sad part...I can't upload pics.

/certainly
//there
///is
////someone
////who
//can?

Oh, and on topic:

Although court documents list the number of encounters as "about 40," the boy said yesterday that he couldn't remember how many there were.

"I'm pretty sure it was a lot," he said.

*snickerdoodle*

Dammit Daffydil! I'm a Doctor and I cant upload at work either!

I don't know about uploading, but I can hotlink like there's no tomorrow.



/Hot like fusion in a warp core.


This hotlinking you speak of... Please explain
 
2009-04-23 10:35:19 AM
Oblig

blogs.seattleweekly.com

Hot like your Mom
 
2009-04-23 10:35:27 AM
Daffydil: wh0mprat: It'd be confusing, becuase it's like getting an allowance from your mom, but you can do drugs with her too.

...and have sex with her...don't forget that part...


Right. I know I forgot something.

That's god damn Oedipal is what it is.

/Mom! I need a beej before I go to school!
 
2009-04-23 10:36:11 AM
Google only has like 2 hits for news stories on this woman.

I expect we'll see more over the weekend.
And Nancy Grace can start talking bellowing about it on monday.
 
2009-04-23 10:36:45 AM
Bobby Teenager: Pair o Dice: the male equivalent of a cougar is, apparently, a "silverfox."

I learned this from a girl I was into until she told me she liked older dudes.


I always called'em silverbacks. Although we primarily use that for the dudes who mooch along Georgian Bay in gigantic boats at 3 knots.
 
2009-04-23 10:37:05 AM
Pair-o-Dice: So,....what is the male equivalent of a cougar?

Rich.
 
2009-04-23 10:38:32 AM
globalwarmingpraiser: Pair-o-Dice: So,....what is the male equivalent of a cougar?

Rich.


Haaa! Boosh.
 
2009-04-23 10:38:42 AM
I can't accurately comment that either she is a disgusting pedo, or ZOMG I wish she were my babysitter without seeing a pic of the accused.
 
2009-04-23 10:39:06 AM
wh0mprat: /Mom! I need a beej before I go to school!

I think I threw up in my mouth...just a little...
 
2009-04-23 10:39:25 AM
globalwarmingpraiser: Pair-o-Dice: So,....what is the male equivalent of a cougar?

Rich.


redtreetimes.files.wordpress.com

People oftebn link to him, just because it's hot.
 
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