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2009-04-23 03:05:27 AM
She'd really be asking for trouble, when the iPod hits the anus.
 
2009-04-23 03:21:29 AM
ThatGuyGreg: when the iPod hits the anus

Isn't that what you do with a suppository?

/she's doing it wrong
 
2009-04-23 04:31:32 AM
Sgygus: ThatGuyGreg: when the iPod hits the anus

Isn't that what you do with a suppository?

/she's doing it wrong


Since the Giz experiment was to listen to a few songs on the iPod when it was down the sword-swallower's throat, I think their idea could be taken in this totally opposite direction.

It's possible... but not everything possible should be attempted. seriously.

But, um, if anyone does manage to listen to their iPod while it's up their ass, post video so we can observe the bizarre, moronic spectacle that is your life. Please.

/actually someone has already probably done this and posted it to 4chan
 
2009-04-23 04:41:25 AM
She's very cute.
 
2009-04-23 05:47:22 AM
from TFA: Heather thinks she can do it with more training-or maybe pushing it with something larger-so she took the iPod with her and will be back when she can do it.

I may be able to aid with the "something larger" part of this.
 
2009-04-23 06:50:28 AM
mamoru: from TFA: Heather thinks she can do it with more training-or maybe pushing it with something larger-so she took the iPod with her and will be back when she can do it.

I may be able to aid with the "something larger" part of this.


Like the back of a Volkswagon?
 
2009-04-23 07:00:08 AM
Crap, she did her hair like that on purpose?

img139.imageshack.us
 
2009-04-23 07:12:56 AM
www.maxwellsociety.com

Klinger Unimpressed

/Hotlinked
 
2009-04-23 08:24:31 AM
You know who else is named Heather and has no gag reflex...
 
2009-04-23 08:54:25 AM
sapper_pig: You know who else is named Heather and has no gag reflex...

i heard she had a kid and retired, or something...
 
2009-04-23 09:11:36 AM
www.brainwise.org

hotlinked.
 
2009-04-23 09:28:54 AM
ftfa: Heather is a professional sword swallower. Someone with no gag reflex-or better said, trained to suppress it while swallowing 36-inch long solid steel swords down her throat.

Schwing!
 
2009-04-23 09:46:27 AM
Misch: /Hotlinked

Pxtl: hotlinked.

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
 
2009-04-23 09:53:50 AM
bobbette: But, um, if anyone does manage to listen to their iPod while it's up their ass, post video so we can observe the bizarre, moronic spectacle that is your life. Please.

As if Apple fanboys don't already do this on a regular basis....

Haven't you seen the flame wars in here?
 
2009-04-23 09:57:45 AM
Well, I have to say...that looks exactly like the kind of person I figured would swallow an iPod.
 
2009-04-23 09:58:18 AM
So she can't swallow it because it's too light? I don't understand. Is she able to eat only very dense foods?
 
2009-04-23 10:06:25 AM
slackist: She's very cute.

Ditto.

boogalooshoe: So she can't swallow it because it's too light? I don't understand. Is she able to eat only very dense foods?

I tell you what. You try and swallow an iPod shuffle and see what happens. She's a professional sword swallower. If she can't do it, it must be pretty freakin' hard.
 
2009-04-23 10:07:38 AM
boogalooshoe: So she can't swallow it because it's too light? I don't understand. Is she able to eat only very dense foods?

She doesn't actually swallow, she just let's it slide down her throat.
 
2009-04-23 10:08:26 AM
mooseyfate: I tell you what. You try and swallow an iPod shuffle and see what happens. She's a professional sword swallower. If she can't do it, it must be pretty freakin' hard.

From what I've read, the process is more a matter of sliding the object rather than "swallowing" it. The sword's blade, for instance, is guided down her throat.

Short of possibly shoving it down there with a stick, I'd imagine there's no way you can do that with a Shuffle.
 
2009-04-23 10:10:43 AM
Tobin_Lam: She doesn't actually swallow

What a biatch.
 
2009-04-23 10:18:54 AM
Wow. I never thought I would ever wish my penis was an iPod.
 
db2
2009-04-23 10:19:04 AM
*Do not eat iPod Shuffle.
 
2009-04-23 10:25:37 AM
slackist: She's very cute hot, hot, hot!!!
 
2009-04-23 10:28:00 AM
Nerdcore has kind of already covered one of these possibilities.

Lyrics to Miss Information by Shael Riley:

My name is Disk Mastah Smokabiatch,
nerd rap historian,
rock like amaadeus and chant like Gregorian.
Listen up. There's a lot to the story and
if my name was Sean Stone,
I would play the accordian.

Lemme set you straight,
so you ain't gotta guess:
MC Chris's real name is Damien Hess, he's the best.
Correct. Most adept nerd rapper,
to ever coach the little league team of YT Cracka
plus the Spamtek Crew, in mascara,
and the fuax hawk like Kevein Pereira...

What?
It was the punk rock era.
Come on. Contradict me. You can't, son.
I dare ya.

I get on track with the yes, yes, ya'll.
I bring it back with the no not at all.
I fill your head with oblique catch-alls.
Miss Information is smart, big tits and tall.

What kind of girl is miss? You can't find her.
She keeps an Ipod inside her vagina. The chord hangs
kinda behind her.
A little eine kleine nacht in A minor.
 
2009-04-23 10:32:54 AM
This is the ONLY thing that would get Apple fanbois to respond to anything done by a female.

Sofa King Smart: Nerdcore has kind of already covered one of these possibilities.
Lyrics to Miss Information by Shael Riley:


i love me some nerd core.
 
2009-04-23 10:35:58 AM
If you're down in Coney Island check out the show!
mentalfloss.cachefly.net
 
2009-04-23 10:51:26 AM
I have never been more disgusted watching someone trying to swallow an ipod in my life. Sure, it's the first time I've ever seen it, but still - not worth the two minutes.

I suppose it doesn't help that I don't find her the least bit attractive (no, not one of those studman69 complexes - just not my type at all)...
 
2009-04-23 10:59:36 AM
DrSieb: I suppose it doesn't help that I don't find her the least bit attractive (no, not one of those studman69 complexes - just not my type at all)...

She's got boobs and she can deep throat, so that makes her my type.
 
2009-04-23 11:06:58 AM
She doesn't actually swallow, she just let's it slide down her throat.

Sounds good to me.
 
2009-04-23 11:16:32 AM
Tobin_Lam: boogalooshoe: So she can't swallow it because it's too light? I don't understand. Is she able to eat only very dense foods?

She doesn't actually swallow, she just let's it slide down her throat.


Some people appreciate that kind of talent.
 
2009-04-23 11:28:45 AM
sapper_pig: You know who else is named Heather and has no gag reflex...

yes. yes i do.
 
2009-04-23 11:39:24 AM
Heather thinks she can do it with more training-or maybe pushing it with something larger-so she took the iPod with her and will be back when she can do it.

And her clever ruse to get a free iPod Shuffle is complete.
 
2009-04-23 12:06:43 PM
suppose she swallows it and it slips down. what do you suppose what song it will play?
 
2009-04-23 12:21:28 PM
indinoheat: suppose she swallows it and it slips down. what do you suppose what song it will play?

Knocking at your Back Door by Deep Purple?
 
2009-04-23 12:35:54 PM
Holy crap, she is gorgeous.

The only thing I'd ask is that she remove the nose ring before she met my parents. Otherwise, she's just my flavor.
 
2009-04-23 12:40:52 PM
I want to put my penis down her throat!

/too subtle? :/
 
2009-04-23 01:07:14 PM
IXI Jim IXI: indinoheat: suppose she swallows it and it slips down. what do you suppose what song it will play?

Knocking at your Back Door by Deep Purple?


A good call good sir

+1
 
2009-04-23 01:13:47 PM
i wonder what would happen if there was a paris hilton single on that ipod
 
2009-04-23 01:19:13 PM
sapper_pig: You know who else is named Heather and has no gag reflex...

I'm ashamed that I do.

/wait, no I'm not
 
2009-04-23 01:27:34 PM
stevie1der:
sapper_pig: You know who else is named Heather and has no gag reflex...

I'm ashamed that I do.


LOL. As am I. One has to wonder how some people are born with a talent for astrophysics, or surgery, or long-distance running... and some are born with a talent for sliding a massive phallus down their gullet. Oh God, you wacky prankster you!
 
2009-04-23 01:28:38 PM
indinoheat: i wonder what would happen if there was a paris hilton single on that ipod

She'd catch some horrible disease!
 
2009-04-23 01:38:12 PM
An eye what?
 
2009-04-23 01:38:54 PM
tedbundee: An eye what?

Damnit. I was hotlinking the picture of her cleavage.
 
2009-04-23 02:14:47 PM
Ive got something she can push that Ipod down with...
 
2009-04-23 03:11:42 PM
So, it turns out I'm an Apple fanboy and didn't even know it.

Thanks, submitter.
 
2009-04-23 07:08:37 PM
"Girl tries to swallow iPod shuffle but only manages to cause an erection to every Apple fanboy in the Intarwebs"

"only manages to cause an erection to"? That sounds like the erections are all pointing to the fanboys. I know Apple fanboys all masturbate towards Apple headquarters in Cupertino like it was Mecca, but surely you mean 'only manages to cause an erection in every Apple fanboy on the Intarwebs', or if the thought of erections IN every Apple fanboy makes you giggle then 'erections for'.

I know. Don't call you Shirley.
 
2009-04-23 08:20:44 PM
slackist: She's very cute.

QFT! I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies... or my sword

A sting replica sword you dirty, dirty farkers!
 
2009-04-23 08:45:47 PM
Heather is a professional sword swallower. Someone with no gag reflex-or better said, trained to suppress it while swallowing 36-inch long solid steel swords down her throat.


Hey, good news! I can have 5 inches cut off!

/from Deep Throat, old p0rno made when women still grew hair down there.
 
2009-04-24 09:11:21 AM
sapper_pig: You know who else is named Heather and has no gag reflex...

THIS FTW
 
2009-04-24 02:17:42 PM
What, no iPud references? How sad.

/swallow it
 
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