"thousands of officers that would do it for free," subby

Debate as to whether marijuana should be legal aside, doesn't seem like an exceptionally bad idea so long as the stuff remains, you know, illegal.

Na na na na na na na na NA na!

POT THREAD!

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Don't they just set it on fire or put it in the Police evidence locker where it later disappears?

they just busted a grow house 2 doors down. i had been smelling the shiat, but i never thought it would happen 2 doors down. damn.

If only there was some of use for all that stuff..

Actually, I changed my mind just now. Damn those hippies and I hope they stop their evil baby-eating ways. You know all that Dope only fuels their craven need for creamy baby flesh.

So yes, clog the jails and prisons with those users, we 'square' folks will enjoy a much better quality of life. God bless the USA!

elffster: Actually, I changed my mind just now. Damn those hippies and I hope they stop their evil baby-eating ways. You know all that Dope only fuels their craven need for creamy baby flesh.

So yes, clog the jails and prisons with those users, we 'square' folks will enjoy a much better quality of life. God bless the USA!

Did you read the article? Or are you obtuse?

Hey >b>subby! You missed submitting this on 4/20! How come?

Well, we're making vets get their own medical insurance, why not this? Hey, maybe we can save a lot of taxpayer money by making people in jail pay for their own incarceration. I don't see any problems arising from that at all!

Hey subby! You missed submitting this on 4/20! How come?

These aren't just the people who need marijuana for glaucoma and other illnesses, like being able to keep food down during chemotherapy.

No, a lot of these pricks load up on the stuff, then go, "Medicinal!" when the cops show up. And there's always doctors who will write marijuana prescriptions for nothing more than a headache.

Many of these idiots are dealers under the guise of medical marijuana use.

/believes there should be studies
//but the medical pot law in CA is VERY badly written

/cough

elffster: You know all that Dope only fuels their craven need for creamy baby flesh.



Thank you for explaining this for me. I'd have never guessed that's why I enjoyed baby flesh so much.

My brother died after he smoked a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes!

heisenberg: elffster: You know all that Dope only fuels their craven need for creamy baby flesh.



Thank you for explaining this for me. I'd have never guessed that's why I enjoyed baby flesh so much.

I always thought I liked baby flesh because it's farkin' delicious.

Put it in livestock feed.

Happy bacon!

articles? on Fark? pffttt..

articles? since when?

Hell, why not charge them for the ride to the station and a nominal fee for handcuff rental. If they are overweight you can hit them for double fee on the handcuffs AND slap them with an excessive tire wear and fuel surcharge. But let's not stop there, tazers, pepperspray and latex gloves costs can add up, not to mention the ink needed to run their prints. Frankly, it's a shame that inmates have been given a free ride on their O2 intake while awaiting trial.

angrygrizzly:
Many of these idiots are dealers under the guise of medical marijuana use.


QFT. Pot has legit medicinal uses, but as long as we're waging our War On Drugs, the govt won't pause to examine legit uses.

I don't smoke weed, but if someone can make legit medical use of it, I'm not going to stand in the way.

untaken_name: heisenberg: elffster: You know all that Dope only fuels their craven need for creamy baby flesh.



Thank you for explaining this for me. I'd have never guessed that's why I enjoyed baby flesh so much.

I always thought I liked baby flesh because it's farkin' delicious.

Dude. Where is this creamy baby flesh I hear about? When it's in season, all I can manage is extra chunky.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Hey subby! You missed submitting this on 4/20! How come?



/hotlinked
//not subby

foo monkey: Pot has legit medicinal uses, but as long as we're waging our War On Drugs, the govt won't pause to examine legit uses.

Tobacco does too, but as long as we're trying to eliminate a bad product the media won't pause to examine legit uses.

heisenberg: untaken_name: heisenberg: elffster: You know all that Dope only fuels their craven need for creamy baby flesh.



Thank you for explaining this for me. I'd have never guessed that's why I enjoyed baby flesh so much.

I always thought I liked baby flesh because it's farkin' delicious.

Dude. Where is this creamy baby flesh I hear about? When it's in season, all I can manage is extra chunky.

Just put up a 'free babysitter, meet in park' ad on Craigslist.

angrygrizzly: These aren't just the people who need marijuana for glaucoma and other illnesses, like being able to keep food down during chemotherapy.

No, a lot of these pricks load up on the stuff, then go, "Medicinal!" when the cops show up. And there's always doctors who will write marijuana prescriptions for nothing more than a headache.

Many of these idiots are dealers under the guise of medical marijuana use.

/believes there should be studies
//but the medical pot law in CA is VERY badly written

Good. It should be legal entirely, I'm glad for anything that at least mimics that.

/Plus, marijuana helps stress. We all need that.

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: Debate as to whether marijuana should be legal aside, doesn't seem like an exceptionally bad idea so long as the stuff remains, you know, illegal.

It's technically legal to grow up to 12 plants(6 female) as a California medical marijuana patient. FYI.

I scored all my creamy baby flesh on UltraFar......nevermind.


Found it in front of the NYSE in a big burlap bag, labeled 'CAUTION - LIVE TIGER INSIDE'. Happy now?

Tribs: Put it in livestock feed.

Happy bacon!

I agree. They already love laying around in the filth; they might as well be stoned out of their tiny swine brains.

Or they could be sold in licensed stores, with taxes on growers and buyers. But go ahead, keep spending billions on trying to eradicate the cultivation and consumption of a weed.

Profitable prosecution, it's the American way!!

untaken_name: heisenberg: untaken_name: heisenberg: elffster: You know all that Dope only fuels their craven need for creamy baby flesh.



Thank you for explaining this for me. I'd have never guessed that's why I enjoyed baby flesh so much.

I always thought I liked baby flesh because it's farkin' delicious.

Dude. Where is this creamy baby flesh I hear about? When it's in season, all I can manage is extra chunky.

Just put up a 'free babysitter, meet in park' ad on Craigslist.

Cool, I thought you had to have it seasoned a certain way. Or let it ferment first before consuming.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds. Marijuana is the ONLY industry in Mendo County. You'd think they'd be going out of their way to stimulate the pot economy, not inhibit it.

California county will now charge marijuana growers for the cost of destroying the siezed plants, apparently unaware that there are millions of people who would do it for them for free pay them to do it.

FTFY

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Hey >b>subby! You missed submitting this on 4/20! How come?

FTFA: Apr 21, 2009 4:45 pm US/Pacific
County May Charge For Marijuana Plant Destruction

Yeah "Destroy it" before the come and see how much ya get there skippy.

The_Sponge: The Redwoods Chipmunk:

I'll raise you:

superpoop.com

I thought pot was legal in CA?? If it's legal there, why would the counties be destroying it? I know it's still illegal federally, but the federal govt. has to deal with it if the federal government wants it siezed and/or destroyed.

The_Sponge: LOL...I guess that's one way to slow down a snail.

Z1P2: I thought pot was legal in CA?? If it's legal there, why would the counties be destroying it? I know it's still illegal federally, but the federal govt. has to deal with it if the federal government wants it siezed and/or destroyed.

I'm guessing you DRTFA.

Everything is better with a bag of weed.

Shrinkwrap: Everything is better with a bag of weed.


Have you ever had a bag of weed while you had a bag of WEED?

Here's someone who wanted pot to be legal:

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Malinki: /cough

strawberry cough ('tubed)

Yay weed?

For all the uneducated, yeah it's legal here, at least according to state law (the feds are still a pain in the pooper). BUT, it's legal for medicinal marijuana growers to grow ACCORDING TO THE NUMBER OF ACTUAL USERS. Each person with an actual prescription can have up to a certain number of plants (read the article)for their dealer, but after that, it becomes growing for public consumption/sale.

If you're an idiot grower, you grow too many plants, and then you end up on the stupid jackass list where you have your plants destroyed. If you're smart, you grow only the amount of plants you are allowed to grow per customer, and then maybe you sell off the extra (not that I would ever advocate that kind of end run around the law). The secret? Don't be a greedy moron and you won't have to worry about having your crop destroyed.