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(KSL) Strange Got a brain tumor? No problem, just sting yourself with a scorpion   (ksl.com) divider line 35
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2009-04-22 01:12:35 AM
It's not a toomah!
 
2009-04-22 04:36:35 AM
If I let it sting me in the balls will it make my dick bigger?
 
2009-04-22 04:39:21 AM
The most pain I ever had; the thing hit me 9 times before I got it out from my shirt.
 
2009-04-22 04:48:44 AM
I lurve Sting!
 
2009-04-22 04:57:14 AM
How a brain tumor treatment may look like ...

i493.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-22 05:10:21 AM
i301.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2009-04-22 05:30:36 AM
"Well that's just great. Now I have a brain tumor AND a scorpion sting."
 
2009-04-22 06:06:06 AM
I don't approve.
 
2009-04-22 06:13:36 AM
Yeah, but still no cure for cancer. er...wait.
 
2009-04-22 06:27:35 AM
Deacon Blue: If I let it sting me in the balls will it make my dick bigger?

No but your balls might swell a bit.
 
2009-04-22 06:54:36 AM
Scorpion themed nanotechnology and medical research? Thwarted once but back again I smell a budding super villain.

Also, Mad-n-FL: The most pain I ever had; the thing hit me 9 times before I got it out from my shirt. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! I'm going to microwave all of my clothes before I put them on this morning.
 
2009-04-22 07:59:34 AM
Been stung by a scorpion twice in 3 minutes, not something I think I'd ever want to repeat.

/Yes, for real
//DNRTFA
 
2009-04-22 08:16:08 AM
science is so cool!
 
2009-04-22 08:24:05 AM
poorjon: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! I'm going to microwave all of my clothes before I put them on this morning.

I met mine in the shower in Costa Rica.

Just saying.
 
2009-04-22 09:06:07 AM
Throwing a bummer into this: my girlfriend's father is succumbing slowly to a brain tumour. It's hard to pass this kind of newson as they get their hopes up, but future generations and all that....

I just hope the animal rights activitsts don't get all up in arms about the use of scorpions in medical research.

Photoshoppers: how about some pics of what might happen when the activists rescue scorpions from the labs? :)
 
MJP
2009-04-22 09:07:34 AM
Back back forward high punch.
 
2009-04-22 09:17:45 AM
what a scorpion may look like...
 
2009-04-22 09:20:49 AM
i544.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-22 09:24:32 AM
I'm a neurologist so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
\90% of the time not really a tumor
 
2009-04-22 09:56:23 AM
www.movie-moron.com

One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd.
 
2009-04-22 10:34:52 AM
what a scorpion may look like after some heavy reading:

i26.photobucket.com

/packing for a move, finding this surprise in our bedroom 2ft. from the bed.
//about the 20th we've "found" in the house in the last year.
///hate the bark scorpion, can't wait to get into new place.
 
2009-04-22 10:40:01 AM
As someone that had a softball sized tumor, I'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc.

/not a brain tumor
//22 hour surgery to have it removed
///Cancer free for a year and a half and counting!!
 
2009-04-22 10:48:54 AM
Obligatory (new window)

/C'mon Rock me I'm a tumor!
 
2009-04-22 12:10:58 PM
towatchoverme: poorjon: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! I'm going to microwave all of my clothes before I put them on this morning.

I met mine in the shower in Costa Rica.

Just saying.


Shower in Arizona, farker nabbed my elbow when I was washing my hair, was a 'medium' sized one, still had to go in for observation.

I killed the guy who was smaller than a dime, trapped his ass in a Gatorade bottle.

/This story is a repeat by the way
 
2009-04-22 12:37:05 PM
Mustaf Herod Upyur Poupr: Approves.

first thing I thought of.
 
2009-04-22 12:43:06 PM
So, this means if I throw a bag of live scorpions at Ted Kennedy I'm just trying to help out with his medical treatment?

/hypothetically speaking, of course
//do they have scorpions in MA?
 
2009-04-22 12:48:58 PM
Acrassicauda!!
 
2009-04-22 12:50:18 PM
Deacon Blue: If I let it sting me in the balls will it make my dick bigger?

True: first time I was stung was on the dick. Bastard was hiding in my towel. Jebus farking christ that hurt. I stayed home from work that day.

wookie1
Been stung by a scorpion twice in 3 minutes, not something I think I'd ever want to repeat.

My 4th, 5th and 6th stings all came in the space of about 10 seconds when one of those bastards got on my foot in the shower. I tried to pry it off with the other foot. Don't do this. I also stayed home from work that day.

/sorry to be topper.
//up to 11 stings now. central TX
///not as big a deal as it used to be.
 
2009-04-22 01:21:41 PM
But think of all the things you could accomplish with it!

images.movieeye.com
 
2009-04-22 01:32:20 PM
So do I have to drill a hole in my mom's skull first, or do I get one of those Fear Factor head cube things and just wait.
 
2009-04-22 02:05:40 PM
I have 11 bark scorpions in a terrarium along with 2 dozen juveniles. Once you understand their behavior, it's easier to avoid them and manage them. Caught them wild behind my friend's house and even had one on my arm.
Ain't skeered!
Article didn't say what species is helping the cause?
Bark scorpions can kill elderly people or small children.
 
2009-04-22 02:23:39 PM
Mustaf Herod Upyur Poupr: Approves.

Mission Accomplished.
 
2009-04-22 03:18:49 PM
Zeben Your a Neuro? Really?
 
2009-04-22 05:24:27 PM
Mustaf Herod Upyur Poupr: Approves.

I leave undisappointed.
 
2009-04-23 09:39:27 AM
Whoever wrote--or edited--this story needs to go jump off a bridge.
 
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