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(Ntnews)   Mother of three is witness of UFO sighting, has irrefutable proofs of alien-life thanks to her mobile phone: "Those aliens - they must have some pretty good airconditioning in those things" (with pic)   ( ntnews.com.au) divider line
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2009-04-21 02:42:58 PM  
streetlighted in the boobies
 
2009-04-21 02:43:40 PM  
It's (right above) a streetlight...
 
2009-04-21 02:50:53 PM  
I don't consider that picture "irrefutable proof."
 
2009-04-21 02:54:06 PM  
I wonder if her sprinklers make rainbows unnaturally close to the ground?
 
2009-04-21 02:54:28 PM  

snarkysedai: I don't consider that picture "irrefutable proof."



An article from The Sun or Daily Mail would give it a lot more legitimacy, but just at it. it's more than enough proof for me
 
2009-04-21 02:56:55 PM  

imbrial: streetlighted in the boobies


How did your boobies in the boobies not get timestamppwned?
 
2009-04-21 03:00:14 PM  

ne2d: imbrial: streetlighted in the boobies

How did your boobies in the boobies not get timestamppwned?


I dunno. I did a foolish thing and I'm waiting for the shame sword of damocles to fall

/maybe because b**bies wasn't sole content?
 
2009-04-21 03:17:29 PM  
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2009-04-21 03:18:48 PM  
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2009-04-21 03:20:07 PM  
sullyman, I see you are a fellow skitch user!
 
2009-04-21 03:23:29 PM  
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2009-04-21 03:33:58 PM  
Cleaned it up a little more.

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2009-04-21 03:39:52 PM  
This thread useless without pics of chicks with their high beams on.

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it was the first thing I thought of when I heard good AC.
 
2009-04-21 04:34:29 PM  

ne2d: imbrial: streetlighted in the boobies

How did your boobies in the boobies not get timestamppwned?


Wouldn't it have shown up as Boobies if he actually wrote "first-you-know" instead of all lowercase? I think he actually wrote out the word "boobies".
 
2009-04-21 06:31:15 PM  

baka-san: This thread useless without pics of chicks with their high beams on.

it was the first thing I thought of when I heard good AC.


And what did you post in the boob thread? A dog in a Yoda costume?
 
2009-04-21 06:34:57 PM  
I am so convinced by this picture, so astonished as to the unshakable quality and clarity that from this day forth I shall believe in aliens and renounce the teachings and lessons of both Jesus and Thor.
 
2009-04-21 06:35:00 PM  

dillenger69: I wonder if her sprinklers make rainbows unnaturally close to the ground?


Awesome, I love those videos.
 
2009-04-21 06:35:58 PM  
Ah shiat, here we go again...
 
2009-04-21 06:36:58 PM  
So we go from being unable to wipe lint off a lens to an alien invasion conspiracy.
 
2009-04-21 06:36:58 PM  
The aliens will be returning soon

everybody grab a broom stick...
 
2009-04-21 06:37:20 PM  
Where the hell are these Territories?

"Good old UFOs, right here and now! Right here and now!"
*wolf*
 
2009-04-21 06:39:41 PM  
markie_farkie:

Who is that? I'd like to see if she, you know. Believes.
In my pants.
 
2009-04-21 06:39:55 PM  
Sometimes I want to punch journalists who space after every line.

It gives me severe angst.

It also makes me question the legitimacy of the article.
 
2009-04-21 06:41:18 PM  
Good enough for me.
 
2009-04-21 06:41:43 PM  
two alien threads in one day?

The invasion has already begun....


seriously though, I'm waiting for the planet wide mass abduction that will shut everybody up and answer all our questions and may (or may not, depending on your school of thought) leave our rectums slightly inflamed
 
2009-04-21 06:41:48 PM  
How much you wanna bet this woman capture her kitchen light in the window, as usual?

"I thought it could be a street light reflection in the screen of the mobile I took the photo with but the street lights aren't on."

That doesn't even make sense wtf. You were more convincing just shutting up!
 
2009-04-21 06:42:26 PM  
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2009-04-21 06:43:54 PM  
I always thought the plural of "proof" was, you know, "proof."

So you can have proof. Or you can have lots and lots of proof. But it's still just proof.

/Unless you mean some discrete object like a photo proof.
 
2009-04-21 06:45:15 PM  
I for one welcome our new white smudge overlords.
 
2009-04-21 06:45:46 PM  
Of course thier are aliens, and of course they use ships made of light that only can be made out in crappy photos.You really think the govt wants them driving around in cars scaring every1?
And Hi how you doin, markie_farkie:)
 
2009-04-21 06:46:01 PM  
I see one too. And another one. And another one... Fark, they have all the roads covered!!!!!
 
2009-04-21 06:46:53 PM  
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2009-04-21 06:49:39 PM  
havaniceday: seriously though, I'm waiting for the planet wide mass abduction that will shut everybody up and answer all our questions and may (or may not, depending on your school of thought) leave our rectums slightly inflamed

I look forward to it. The fundies will think it's the rapture, and kill themselves in grief cause they were not one of the "chosen".
 
2009-04-21 06:51:46 PM  

Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate: markie_farkie:

Who is that? I'd like to see if she, you know. Believes.
In my pants.


Came here to ask the same thing, or something similar, about MY PANTS. She's spectacular.
 
2009-04-21 06:53:27 PM  

Phishphunk1: Of course thier are aliens, and of course they use ships made of light that only can be made out in crappy photos.You really think the govt wants them driving around in cars scaring every1?
And Hi how you doin, markie_farkie:)


Aliens look like streetlights because they scoped out Earth before coming here and took on a form that was familiar to us, so we wouldn't be afraid of them.

And it works, I'm not a bit worried about these aliens.
 
2009-04-21 06:55:32 PM  

Nakito: I always thought the plural of "proof" was, you know, "proof."

So you can have proof. Or you can have lots and lots of proof. But it's still just proof.

/Unless you mean some discrete object like a photo proof.


or a collection of mathematical proofs
 
2009-04-21 06:56:16 PM  

dillenger69: I wonder if her sprinklers make rainbows unnaturally close to the ground?


No that's irrefutable proof that the government is drugging us by putting chemicals into the water.
 
2009-04-21 06:56:34 PM  
i'm convinced. let the looting begin, our civilization has now officially collapsed.

/i am heavily armed
 
2009-04-21 06:57:47 PM  
Well placed Fuel-air-bomb or two and its fixed. Think of the Planet.
 
2009-04-21 06:59:47 PM  
 
Phishphunk1:

Of course thier are our aliens, and of course they use ships made of light that only can be made out in crappy photos.You really think the govt wants them driving around in cars scaring every1?
And Hi how you doin, markie_farkie:)

FTFY. Wait... What?
 
2009-04-21 07:01:20 PM  
>> "Those aliens - they must have some pretty good airconditioning in those things"

I'll bet they have 8 track stereos and microwave ovens too. Maybe even a frydaddy.

There is nothing like piping hot freedom fries right out of the frydaddy when your cruising around the galaxy.
 
2009-04-21 07:03:03 PM  
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/wanted for questioning
 
2009-04-21 07:05:19 PM  
Came for this

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Disappointed I had to post it myself :(
 
2009-04-21 07:07:50 PM  

ktybear: Nakito: I always thought the plural of "proof" was, you know, "proof."

So you can have proof. Or you can have lots and lots of proof. But it's still just proof.

/Unless you mean some discrete object like a photo proof.

or a collection of mathematical proofs proves.


Fixed
QED
 
2009-04-21 07:13:05 PM  
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2009-04-21 07:14:56 PM  

havaniceday: seriously though, I'm waiting for the planet wide mass abduction that will shut everybody up and answer all our questions and may (or may not, depending on your school of thought) leave our rectums slightly inflamed


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"Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us!"
 
2009-04-21 07:16:32 PM  
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2009-04-21 07:19:12 PM  
"I thought it could be a street light reflection in the screen of the mobile I took the photo with but the street lights aren't on."

Gotta be a farkette. No other explanation for that quote.
 
2009-04-21 07:23:10 PM  
I am going with a light reflection. It is more of an optical illusion.
 
2009-04-21 07:24:36 PM  
It's Not News, it's NT News.
 
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