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(Daily Express)   New 'peronality map' of United Kingdom proves once and for all that Scotland is, as often described, a "strange, little, wet, fried, angry place"   ( divider line
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2009-04-20 12:50:14 PM  
Does a 'peronality map' provide a region-by-region rating of how similar people are to the former President of Argentina?
2009-04-20 12:55:43 PM  
Ah, Scotland. That place people like to make fun of from the safety of England.
2009-04-20 01:32:46 PM  
Oh dear, how true. Scotland, where it's either raining, snowing, or being attacked by giant mosquitos. Truly, one of the most depressing countries I have ever lived in.
Not that there aren't nice scots, it's just that they all have the sense to move south or emigrate.
2009-04-20 01:41:28 PM  
Don't forget "colonised by wankers."
2009-04-20 01:46:28 PM  

beve: Does a 'peronality map' provide a region-by-region rating of how similar people are to the former President of Argentina?

It's one step up from the peonality map showing where all the little people live.
2009-04-20 03:06:01 PM  
Women say they love a man with a peonality, but when it comes right down to it, they're lying souless, cheating, whore biatches!!!!

2009-04-20 03:06:28 PM  
Spelling! It's what's for dinner!
2009-04-20 03:06:48 PM  
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2009-04-20 03:08:00 PM  
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//o so hot....
2009-04-20 03:08:05 PM  
"strange, little, wet, fried, angry place"

Sounds like my sex life.
2009-04-20 03:09:38 PM  
"strange, little, wet, fried, angry place"

Sounds like my ex-wife.
2009-04-20 03:09:40 PM  
Crud, your google-fu is stronger than mine, I shall walk away now....
2009-04-20 03:09:51 PM  
was this headline written in a Scottish accent? Because if so, I couldn't understand a word it was saying.
2009-04-20 03:12:16 PM  
a list of Scottish Inventions Just in case you have any doubt which side of the wall the brains fell on.

London is good for inbred aristocrats, dole-sucking foriegners and violent drunks that... oh, wait, that's Scotland too.

Scotland's prettier! Nyeah!
2009-04-20 03:13:21 PM  
Peronality map, it what you use when trying to find your asshole with both hands.
2009-04-20 03:13:37 PM  
2009-04-20 03:13:48 PM  
I've never read such a racist pile of tripe in my life!!! They refer to the Scottish as "Scots" repeatedly in that article. Why, the outrage and butthurt of the Scottish over this journalistic slight must be avenged. Have we learned nothing from WWII and our verbal abuse of the Japanese? Heads must roll!!!

Ok, now who wants some haggis?

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2009-04-20 03:14:23 PM  
um... and the use of the term 'map' would lead me to wonder where the ... um... MAP is.
2009-04-20 03:14:42 PM  
Needs more perons.
2009-04-20 03:15:47 PM  
University study is farking waaay over rated if this is the kind of shiate they spend time doing.

The University of Glasgow finds that all English people are wankers who have to do it with tweezers and a farming monthly magazine.
2009-04-20 03:16:09 PM  
Don't cry for me Aberdeen
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Just keep your haggis
2009-04-20 03:17:01 PM  
Longshanks: The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.
2009-04-20 03:18:05 PM  
Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I'd like to be...
2009-04-20 03:19:36 PM  
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No true... ach, you're right.
2009-04-20 03:19:40 PM  
2009-04-20 03:21:23 PM  
That is also a good description of Appalachia. Which coincidentally, is filled with Scots.
2009-04-20 03:22:28 PM  
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I resent that, brotha.
2009-04-20 03:25:05 PM  
I'm English and lived in Greater London for many years, now living in Edinburgh. It's much the same: plenty of friendly, decent folk; plenty of outright tossers.

Generally both sets of residents are dumbasses.
2009-04-20 03:26:18 PM  
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2009-04-20 03:28:28 PM  
On second thought, let's not go there. It is a silly place.
2009-04-20 03:29:34 PM Full Size

I see what you did there?
2009-04-20 03:30:52 PM  
What do you expect? The country was founded by a frakking Cylon.
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2009-04-20 03:30:56 PM  
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2009-04-20 03:33:29 PM  
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2009-04-20 03:37:48 PM  
Hadrian built that wall for a reason ...

/ The Scots are my peeps
2009-04-20 03:38:13 PM  
Scotland is amazing. Unbelievably beautiful. I even thought Glasgow was pretty (in it's own way) if you can ignore the puke on the streets.
2009-04-20 03:42:06 PM  

Mmmm, Scotch Eggs....

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/ftr, haggis, when done correctly, is pretty darned tasty too.
2009-04-20 03:42:36 PM  
I've never been there but any country that can produce something like this:

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can't be so bad
/of course, if it's anything like where I live, men like this are few and far between
//and by "few and far between" I mean practically non-existent
2009-04-20 03:42:37 PM  
TFA: He said: "That's where the money is, but don't think that creativity ends in Wapping."

ne2d: Don't forget "colonised by wankers."

Ya well do you realize that is pronounced "Fapping"?
2009-04-20 03:45:51 PM  
In my country, we have a region who's people think they are more assertive, intelligent and creative than people in other places. Appropriately enough, we call that region "New England."
2009-04-20 03:46:16 PM  
Scots are fond of claiming how clever they are. They claim some ridiculous percentage of Nobel prize winners are "of Scottish descent", something like 40% or some such horseshiat. So someone went to the trouble of totalling up all the Nobel prize winners. 14% are British and of these only a small handful are Scottish. They are the most chippy people on Earth. Maybe they would be happier and have more self-respect if they chose independence but, like the Quebecois and Texans, they never quite get round to it.
2009-04-20 03:47:35 PM  
came here for

It's shiatE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the farking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shiatE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any farking difference!

left disappointed
2009-04-20 03:48:23 PM  

halfof33: Don't cry for me Aberdeen
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Just keep your haggis

Awesome. I lol'd.
2009-04-20 03:49:39 PM  

Oznog: Ya well do you realize that is pronounced "Fapping"?

Actually, it's pronounced "Wopping," as in:

It's the Gumbies and Flower Arranging. Mr A R Gumby is appearing in the Thames near Wapping Steps and Mr D P Gumbie is appearing as a central tunnel support on the new Victoria Line.
2009-04-20 03:51:15 PM  
2009-04-20 03:51:30 PM  
I've only met one person who lived in Scotland, and under the right circumstances, I would have sex with him until neither of us could walk. He's just the right kind of crazy, and DEFINITELY creative.

What's your problem, English study?
2009-04-20 03:52:59 PM  

evilkalla: [ninjas and laser and gold

I just spent ten minutes looking for that map and then I find you've already posted it here. Good show!

2009-04-20 03:56:17 PM  
Being Scottish, I get a kick etc...

The craziness is true, but it makes us all the more fun

/typing this from Glasgow
2009-04-20 03:56:36 PM  
They sure do churn out some fantastic poets. (new window)
2009-04-20 03:59:27 PM  
Scotland is my butthole?
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