To celebrate this Rastafarian hostage situation I just fired up my vaporizer.

//Jamaica No Problem

People should have gone running...would've been cooler.

I will smoke to that headline.

+420

cuzsis: People should have gone running...would've been cooler.

you dead mon?

His only identifying marks are said to be the tattoo of the name Wendy on his penis.

I wouldn't worry about a thing.

In before someone trolling about "reefer madness."

/hope nobody gets hurt

If only there were something he could smoke to chill out...

Hope that mon has is lucky egg

/kiss it

Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe!

Was it right near da beach? Boy-eeee!

Adjust to the driving
And I'm on my way
It's all on the right side
Of Montego Bay

milowitz: I wouldn't worry about a thing.

Everything is going to be all right.

boobsrgood: milowitz: I wouldn't worry about a thing.

Everything is going to be all right.

I Seaga what you did there.

How do we rescue the airplane??

Do we storm it? No, no, no, NO!

Do we blast it? No, no, no, NO!!

We SMOKE IT!!!!

Nat E Dred!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GjmJHS8aYg

caamando: His only identifying marks are said to be the tattoo of the name Wendy on his penis.

I like to use "Wilma" to tell that joke -- Wendy seems like a stretch ...

Nat E. Dred!!! (new window)

"Airline officials confirmed shots were fired during negotiations, but nobody was injured. "

What the hostage negotiation team may look like...

TheSwizz: Was it right near da beach? Boy-eeee!

skinink: shot

Interesting. I heard on CNN that he shot the sheriff, but did not shoot the deputy.

If only there were some medication he could have taken to make him calmer and less violent.

culebra: boobsrgood: milowitz: I wouldn't worry about a thing.

Everything is going to be all right.

I Seaga what you did there.

That's because I'm from Sacramento, TX.

MY MANWICH! NOOOOOO

Hitler's birthday should not be celebrated with hostage situations and drug references. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

ragnarqk: TheSwizz: Was it right near da beach? Boy-eeee!

Im from Jamaica mon. Lord an mercy. If I wasn't from Jamaica, why would I be wearin dis hat?

But guns are illegal in Jamaica! How could this have happened?

SpinStopper

What's does "nazi" mean?

"Airline officials confirmed shots were fired during negotiations"



Anyone else want to negotiate?

Vangor: culebra: Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe!

Not ya strong suit womon.

No womon, no cry.

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Ugh.

fredbox: Vangor: culebra: Sweet lamprey of Santa Fe!

Not ya strong suit womon.

No womon, no cry. Or i'll blow your mother f**king head off mon!

from the comment section:

I am sad
why come to our little country to create havock. If you want to hold a plane hostage go do it somewhere else... now tell me how can someone be so stupid... where is he going to run to.. i guess the caribbean sea.
Posted by Michele at 1:23 am Apr 20, 2009

How can someone be so stupid? Well Michele, my dear, the poor man is properly not stupid in the normal sense, he was smoking some of that famous herb that your little country is famous for and he may not be used to it.

Officials say an unidentified man was able to slip through airport security

In this day and age, how can you 'slip through security'? The guards at Sangster Airport must be blind or smoking that famous herb I mentioned above.

feelin' hot hot hot

4/20

Never forget.

Wait... wha'd I juzz say?

high thread

I blame Obama for this.

I had a Futurama quote to post... but I'm still in shock from all the Futurama pr0n I just saw after GISing this.

Dude, the bowl's cashed.

Anyone else holding?