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(Canoe)   Saplings from Anne Frank's tree to be planted in 10 US cities. Arbor macht tree   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 98
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2009-04-17 02:25:05 PM
So. Very. Wrong.

/+1
 
2009-04-17 02:30:59 PM
Aren't we all sycamore Nazi jokes?

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2009-04-17 02:34:49 PM
Sehr gut!
 
2009-04-17 02:36:07 PM
I'd steal that, but I'd probably have to wait fifty years for a chance to use it.
 
2009-04-17 02:38:24 PM
Wait until the John Birch Society hears about this.
 
2009-04-17 02:39:12 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: Aren't we all sycamore Nazi jokes?

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+1 for this
 
2009-04-17 02:44:35 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: Aren't we all sycamore Nazi jokes?

/+1


its nazi time nor the place
 
2009-04-17 02:56:14 PM
+1 for the HL.

/I hear planting trees are very poplar. Maybe yew can plant a tree in her honor, too, or is that just going out on a limb? I sure wouldn't want to be knotty and have anyone pine over these saplings.
 
2009-04-17 02:58:07 PM
That was so, so terrible
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2009-04-17 03:01:34 PM
I see the chestnut saplings are going to symbolize the growth of tolerance. That's a good choice. If the trees were to honor the victims of the holocaust I'd say Ash would be a better choice.
 
2009-04-17 03:06:16 PM
DslainteC: I see the chestnut saplings are going to symbolize the growth of tolerance. That's a good choice. If the trees were to honor the victims of the holocaust I'd say Ash would be a better choice.

Ow.
 
2009-04-17 03:25:15 PM
So these trees are ineffective hiding places then?
 
2009-04-17 03:48:02 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: So these trees are ineffective hiding places then?

Well, they might be in a couple years. For now there's no room to hide in them.

/excellent use of the img1.fark.net tag.
 
2009-04-17 04:25:24 PM
This thread has left me pining for more puns. Nazis and trees only leaf you with so much to work with, but the end result is such a gas.

/window seat
 
2009-04-17 04:30:02 PM
Just an epic headline. This is going to be one of the finalists for Headline of the Year.
 
2009-04-17 05:12:24 PM
TheXerox: Nazis and trees only leaf you with so much to work with, but the end result is such a gas.

You didn't feel showered with possibilities ? Oh well, jedem das seine.
 
2009-04-17 05:14:06 PM
DslainteC: If the trees were to honor the victims of the holocaust I'd say Ash would be a better choice.

Ouch. I predict quite a bit of fuhrer over that remark.
 
2009-04-17 05:14:55 PM
Save a tree, eat a beaver.

/got nuthin
 
2009-04-17 05:15:25 PM
Bunch of saps ...

/got nothin'
 
2009-04-17 05:15:49 PM
I LOL'd, but then I felt bad.
 
2009-04-17 05:16:17 PM
DslainteC:
If the trees were to honor the victims of the holocaust I'd say Ash would be a better choice.

ZING! Thread over
 
2009-04-17 05:16:30 PM
This just shows that the United States loves their Jews.

Europe did not.
 
2009-04-17 05:16:39 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat


So these trees are ineffective hiding places then?


The... larch.
 
2009-04-17 05:17:41 PM
What's brown and hides in the attic?
...
...
The Diarrhea Of Anne Frank
 
2009-04-17 05:18:23 PM
Oh Snap! I lol'd

/aww, I just sadded myself
 
2009-04-17 05:18:51 PM
This thread is a gas.
 
2009-04-17 05:19:09 PM
I saw what you did there.
 
2009-04-17 05:19:49 PM
Finally the US will rise to T3!
Bring on the herbivors!
 
2009-04-17 05:20:54 PM
tuna fingers: What's brown and hides in the attic?
...
...
The Diarrhea Of Anne Frank


What's brown and sticky?
...
...
A Stick!
 
2009-04-17 05:20:54 PM
Nice tag there, assmitter.
 
2009-04-17 05:22:22 PM
So the tree is going to be deaf and blind?
 
2009-04-17 05:23:44 PM
highendmighty: Finally the US will rise to T3!
Bring on the herbivors!


A Spore joke?
 
2009-04-17 05:24:15 PM
There isn't a whole bunch of Anne Frank jokes to pluck from the interwebs. But she's just as funny as Helen Keller, IMHO.
 
2009-04-17 05:24:35 PM
Yeah, well, I can't compete with "Nazi time or the place" 'and its ilk.
 
2009-04-17 05:24:36 PM
Submitter willow me a new keyboard after this.
 
2009-04-17 05:25:16 PM
obligatory (new window)
 
2009-04-17 05:27:29 PM
Relatively Obscure: Submitter willow me a new keyboard after this.

Never a willow!
 
2009-04-17 05:28:29 PM
tuna fingers

There isn't a whole bunch of Anne Frank jokes to pluck from the interwebs. But she's just as funny as Helen Keller, IMHO.

I can not see the difference.
 
2009-04-17 05:28:37 PM
What do you serve your Jewish guests if they aren't eating Kosher?

Beans Ann Frank.

/I Got a million of em
 
2009-04-17 05:28:43 PM
You'll have to hurry if you want though. The tree is about to die: They're discussing euthanising it because it's leaning over, threatening neighbouring houses.

/tree-of-tolerance
 
2009-04-17 05:31:12 PM
oh damn. Aspirated my afternoon coffee.

Gold star, subby.

....oh, wait. Did I just say...oh.

/+1
 
2009-04-17 05:31:41 PM
Incinerated Jews!
 
2009-04-17 05:32:23 PM
I just googled "macht". Awesome!
 
2009-04-17 05:33:09 PM
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.

myspace.roflposters.com
 
2009-04-17 05:33:10 PM
The guy who betrayed Anne Frank to the Nazis is eating lunch with his wife in an Amsterdam café. They both order the same thing: a cup of tea, soup, and a bowl of oatmeal. So first the waiter brings the tea, and when he's setting it down, the guy and his wife notice that the waiter has his thumbs in the cups.

They both kind of shrug and laugh a little, but go ahead and start drinking the tea. Next comes the soup, and once again the waiter has his thumbs hooked over the edge of the bowls so far that they're actually in the soup.

This time the guy and his wife are a little more irritated, but they figure what the hell, and go ahead and eat the soup. Then the oatmeal arrives, and sure enough, the waiter's got both thumbs deep into the oatmeal. He sets the bowls down and licks his thumbs clean as he returns to the kitchen. The wife has completely lost her appetite, and just picks at her oatmeal on the opposite side of the bowl from where the waiter had had his thumb. The guy eats as much of the oatmeal as he can, but leaves the area around the hole left by the waiter's thumb untouched.

The waiter drops off the check, and the guy leaves some money on the table. The wife does a quick count of the guilders and realizes that her husband is leaving an almost 30 percent tip. "Are you crazy? That waiter was awful! He had his thumbs in every item of food that he brought to the table. And now you're going to reward him with such a handsome tip?" The guy looks at her as he's putting on his hat and says, "Honey, have a heart. I think he's retarded."


Andy Richter's Anne Frank Joke
 
2009-04-17 05:34:30 PM
horse chestnuts=conkers
 
2009-04-17 05:35:24 PM
Too bad she wasn't allowed to live to be alder, never knowing the joys of dancing around a maple or experiencing olive what life had to offer. Life is definitely a beech. Gone before the blackbrush arrived.
 
2009-04-17 05:36:41 PM
Oak-ay then. Dog, wood you please stop the elm-entary school humor, in the name of all that's holly?
 
2009-04-17 05:37:23 PM
Best use of the tag I've seen in a while!

highendmighty: Too bad she wasn't allowed to live to be alder, never knowing the joys of dancing around a maple or experiencing olive what life had to offer. Life is definitely a beech. Gone before the blackbrush arrived.

You're such a smart ash.
 
2009-04-17 05:38:24 PM
The English Major: Andy Richter's Anne Frank Joke

I may be missing something, but I don't get it.

It it some aristocrats thing? where you sit through a long joke and the payoff is something you weren't expecting? The dudes retarded. oh!

/perplexed
 
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