A leg of mutton. Who would have thought it would miss that leg so much?

truly a tragedy, indeed.

ridiculous.

Quizzical sheep?

One particular lab tech commented, "She was asking for it! With the way she wore her wool everyday, she was a total tease. I didn't even hit it that hard. Hey, where are we going...?"

no one is pretending it's a tragedy
its just sad

it's not like when a human dies, they usually deserve it

There will be another.

This is sad!

This is sad.

IT'S BECAUSE SHE HAS NO SOUL!!!

*Falls out of chair in righteous indignation*

Must have been from all that waltzing.

Cloning is evil and the good lord caused the sheep to die

*jumps into the flame war foxhole*

It was suicide.

Or, Courtney Love may have had a hand in it.

"Oh, sh*t."

Everytime a Dwarf Mastrobates, God kills a sheep

mmmmmmmm lambchops.

clone, the other other other white meat

both?

This news brought a tear in my eye, We barely knew her. I, along with my sheep herding friends will cry that we never had a chance with her, I mean to know her. But it brings a rush of questions to my head.

Where do clone sheep go when they die? Do they go up to heaven where the angels fly? Or do they go down to the fire down below? Wait, actually I think it matters if they were good or Baaaaaaaaaaaad in life.

Do androids dream of cloning another sheep?

Would this sheep taste like the orignal sheep or do all cloned animals taste like chicken?

Isn't the life expectancy of a cloned animal less than a naturally born one?

Nice one, Collywobbles.

Is this really a surprise? Did the third eye not tip them off something was not quite right?

I want less dead sheep and more dead kittens.

There aren't enough boobies posts anymore.

Damn, remember the time when doing a google search for "attack of the clones" resulted in only illegitimate results?

In S.o.v.i.e.t.R.u.s.s.i.a. it is legal to make a ewe turn.

Does it taste good ?

Sherry Lewis was unavalible for comment.

Nor was Shari Lewis.

Why sad? Can't they just clone another?

Why did they cremate the sheep? You would think an outside autopsy would be in order. Oh, but I forgot, this sheep was pure EVIL!

This is disturbing. Disturbing to think that these scientists think cloning is natural and should be in our cycle of life. Poor, poor Matilda. I was counting on her.

Valdemiro
Do androids dream of cloning another sheep - Philip K Dick reference?

Oh, BTW, Shari Lewis died of eweterine cancer.

Sheepo is the clone sheep who has very pure and cheerful heart, but easily agitated by injustice. It lives in the refrigerator for cooling down itself, because the artificial wool that Sheepo does not take off for a minute makes it feel too hot. Its hobby is putting the drug for recovering hair to its body and combing its artificial wool.

When it is agitated or excited, its body makes electric spark and gets big gut because of the problem during the cloning procedure. His best hope is to have nice and beautiful wool like ordinary sheep.

Guh, I already know the reason. The sheep was cloned from an older sheep which decreases the cloned sheeps life that by that many years. Sheep normally only live till 10, 15 if there lucky. Because of the age of the clonee the clone was that old at birth and therefore died because of old age.

It is a sa-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad-ad day in history.

In Australia it is legal to feed unwanted babies to a dingo.

Damn! Now who are all the cloned Frat Pledges going to have sex with????

Elsewhere, New Zealanders hold a day of mourning.

MachuPichu

Sure was my friend, I just hope I'm not sued for such a bad joke.

Do not weep for her, for lo, she has gone to Clone Heaven, which is exactly like the real Heaven, except it's in black-and-white... and none of the software there is legal... and all the books are stapled together...

Media will make this a circus.....I don't understand why...Death is a part of life, it's that simple

I wonder if they could make me a wool sweater from that sheep, it could even become a brand
-=Matilda Wear=-

Farked to death.

baaaaaaaaaaaad news

Young_Fart is

Young_Fart

You are my new hero

bah