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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Man at Panda Express eats shoots and leaves   (suntimes.com) divider line 133
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2009-04-16 11:17:27 AM  
Outstanding. +1, Subby.
 
2009-04-16 11:18:10 AM  
Awesome headline.

+1
 
2009-04-16 11:25:17 AM  
This could be the best headline I've seen in a very long time.

+1
 
2009-04-16 11:25:20 AM  
+1

Would read again...
 
wee
2009-04-16 11:25:28 AM  
::golf clap::
 
2009-04-16 11:26:49 AM  
I read that as "On dead in Far Side shooting."
 
2009-04-16 11:28:43 AM  
very nice
 
2009-04-16 11:28:47 AM  
HAHA oh shiat that's an awesome headline.
 
2009-04-16 11:29:45 AM  
I almost wonder if he did it just to fulfill the old joke...
 
2009-04-16 11:30:03 AM  
*stands*

Bravo. Bravo
 
2009-04-16 11:30:25 AM  
He was farking a prostitute?

/+1 subby
//headline of the year so far
 
2009-04-16 11:30:28 AM  
I chuckled. Good job.
 
MIU
2009-04-16 11:30:47 AM  
Farking awesome headline!
 
2009-04-16 11:30:51 AM  
Whew! I thought it might be a legal gun owner. Then I saw it happened in Chicago. How's that gun control working for ya'?
 
2009-04-16 11:31:12 AM  
Panda Express- You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 
2009-04-16 11:31:50 AM  
Subby wins the Fark literary award for that one.
 
2009-04-16 11:32:10 AM  
I've never eaten panda; how does it taste?
 
2009-04-16 11:32:15 AM  
And here I was thinking that the Hatchet Gash headline was the best of the month. You are the champion, my friend.
 
2009-04-16 11:32:27 AM  
This is awesome. I am jerking off to the headline.

/i came.
 
2009-04-16 11:32:35 AM  
vnmedia.ign.com

No longer a sad panda.

/Awesome job Subs
 
2009-04-16 11:33:36 AM  
+1 this made me LOL at work..great job
 
2009-04-16 11:34:12 AM  
Well done. I'd +1 you if I could...
 
2009-04-16 11:34:14 AM  
Belissimo
 
2009-04-16 11:34:42 AM  
best headline ever
 
2009-04-16 11:34:53 AM  
Well done, subby, well done.
 
2009-04-16 11:35:51 AM  
*high five*

Hahahaha. Oh man.
 
2009-04-16 11:35:52 AM  
Subby
iworkfortheinternets.com
 
2009-04-16 11:36:36 AM  
FTH: Man at Panda Express eats shoots and leaves

Hey, hey, HEY!

I don't see anywhere in the article that mentioned they actually ate at the Panda Express!

I'm disappointed in you, Subby!

/Not really.
//But come on. That's becoming a cliched panda joke.
 
2009-04-16 11:36:44 AM  
Brevity is the soul of wit. This demonstrates that perfectly.
 
2009-04-16 11:37:30 AM  
Mmmmmmmmmm, Panda
i140.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-16 11:37:37 AM  
walkerma.files.wordpress.com

/excellent, subby
 
2009-04-16 11:37:40 AM  
Subby, I came thrice.

/*lights cigarette*

Also, this dude knows a thing or two about pandas:

farm1.static.flickr.com

/as hot as he is.
 
2009-04-16 11:38:43 AM  
canadianloon: This is awesome. I am jerking off to the headline.

/i came.


That was a good double post:

img56.imageshack.us
 
2009-04-16 11:40:05 AM  
Nicely played, subby. +1
 
2009-04-16 11:40:55 AM  
I found that headline to be very humorous.
 
2009-04-16 11:41:14 AM  
Uh oh subby.

Expect the wrath of calbert.
He had a problem with a similar scenario this morning.
 
2009-04-16 11:44:16 AM  
subby is why i love fark.

+1

/slashtastic slashies
 
2009-04-16 11:45:48 AM  
That headline was finger ling ling good.
 
2009-04-16 11:47:17 AM  
DRTFA, just came to give subby a hearty +1
 
2009-04-16 11:48:32 AM  
The orange chicken at Panda Express is AMAZING. It's almost an addiction, of which there is no cure... except more orange chicken.
 
2009-04-16 11:49:18 AM  
golf clap subby
 
2009-04-16 11:49:51 AM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: I read that as "On dead in Far Side shooting."

Ditto.

That plus the headline makes it a barrel of awesome.
 
2009-04-16 11:50:34 AM  
cs.unc.edu

I'll just leaf this here.
 
2009-04-16 11:51:32 AM  
King Something: canadianloon: This is awesome. I am jerking off to the headline.

/i came.

That was a good double post:

(jerking off / golf crap simulpost)


Agreed. I am hereby posting your simulpost pic in every thread with a truly magnificent headline, and I encourage all Farkers to do the same.
 
2009-04-16 11:52:08 AM  
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
 
2009-04-16 11:53:12 AM  
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda", he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
 
2009-04-16 11:53:52 AM  
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda", he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
 
2009-04-16 11:54:07 AM  
 
2009-04-16 11:54:47 AM  
Headlines like this are the reason I come to Fark.
 
2009-04-16 11:55:30 AM  
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

'Well, I'm a panda', he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'
 
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