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(UPI)   Six teenage girls charged with attempted robbery and attacking a woman with a hatchet. Victim is good condition after having her ax wound treated by her gynecologist   (upi.com) divider line 82
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2009-04-14 12:54:04 PM
gashcollective.com
 
2009-04-14 01:25:24 PM
The woman was too hard headed to give up the purse.
 
2009-04-14 01:27:46 PM
Lolwut?
 
2009-04-14 01:39:21 PM
img2.cdn.crunchyroll.com
 
2009-04-14 02:43:43 PM
I am ashamed to be posting in a thread with such a distasteful headline.


But I'm doing it anyway. Slit.
 
2009-04-14 02:57:54 PM
GASH
 
2009-04-14 02:58:16 PM
Chop
/Chop
//Chop
///Chop
 
2009-04-14 02:58:40 PM
Is subby in middle school or grade school?
 
2009-04-14 02:58:41 PM
Chop! Hatchet time.
 
2009-04-14 02:59:28 PM
Probably one of the worse headlines in FARK history.

Hope you get laid someday, subby.
 
2009-04-14 02:59:31 PM
That's more crude and misogynistic than usual for a Fark headline -- but not for Fark.
 
2009-04-14 02:59:49 PM
i62.photobucket.com

Courtesy of Farkshower1972
 
2009-04-14 03:00:02 PM
this is the best headline I've read... ever.

Distastefully Good!
 
2009-04-14 03:00:25 PM
Wagon Rut.
 
2009-04-14 03:01:12 PM
OMG, almost as tasteless as the woman who stopped a speeding bullet with her boob>>
 
2009-04-14 03:01:43 PM
Dang, that beats my four girls and a hatchet face.
http://tinyurl.com/cs4ctw (cut and paste)
 
2009-04-14 03:02:02 PM
Vertical smile.
 
2009-04-14 03:02:15 PM
that's just wrong
 
2009-04-14 03:02:21 PM
In classiness, this falls between knife and sword. It's an example of what happens when you ban guns. If people want to kill people, they'll find a way, even if they have to use rocks and sticks.
 
2009-04-14 03:02:57 PM
Great headline, A+, would read again
 
2009-04-14 03:03:35 PM
Juggalettes?

www.backstage-fashion.com
 
2009-04-14 03:04:31 PM
rdu_voyager: In classiness, this falls between knife and sword. It's an example of what happens when you ban guns. If people want to kill people, they'll find a way, even if they have to use rocks and sticks.

I know! That woman is so dead that she's listed in 'stable' condition!
 
2009-04-14 03:04:58 PM
I also trying to bring "quim" back into modern usage, though my chick friends hate it. That, and "fundament" for butt.
 
2009-04-14 03:05:13 PM
I don't get it.
 
2009-04-14 03:05:48 PM
rdu_voyager: In classiness, this falls between knife and sword. It's an example of what happens when you ban guns. If people want to kill people, they'll find a way, even if they have to use rocks and sticks.

Hahahahahahahaha...

Hahahahahahahaha....

Please tell me you're serious...
 
2009-04-14 03:07:06 PM
Haven't read TFA but that headline makes me want to curl up in a little ball...

I think I have an inkling of how guys feel when they see somebody take a shot to the jewels!
 
2009-04-14 03:07:08 PM
Drunk native Canadians at it again.
 
2009-04-14 03:08:22 PM
What was the name of the torture device that women were made to sit on, that basically was a wide axe head? I tried GISing for it, and boy was that a mistake, I don't believe I've ever seen so much non-menstrual blood coming from a vagina. It was scary. I'm going to go lie down. I think I need to go pray.
 
2009-04-14 03:08:22 PM
mofomisfit: rdu_voyager: In classiness, this falls between knife and sword. It's an example of what happens when you ban guns. If people want to kill people, they'll find a way, even if they have to use rocks and sticks.

I know! That woman is so dead that she's listed in 'stable' condition!


Death is like... its own kind of stability, man.

I'll be updating my LiveJournal, now.

/stabby-rip
 
2009-04-14 03:10:02 PM
If you hit someone in the head with a hatchet and they are in stable condition, then you are doing it wrong.
 
2009-04-14 03:10:34 PM
gorgor: Dang, that beats my four girls and a hatchet face.
http://tinyurl.com/cs4ctw (cut and paste)


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2009-04-14 03:11:07 PM
Wow, subby...

/Going to my happy place
 
2009-04-14 03:11:57 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: What was the name of the torture device that women were made to sit on, that basically was a wide axe head? I tried GISing for it, and boy was that a mistake, I don't believe I've ever seen so much non-menstrual blood coming from a vagina. It was scary. I'm going to go lie down. I think I need to go pray.

Judas Cradle?
 
2009-04-14 03:13:56 PM
Bonanza Jellybean: I also trying to bring "quim" back into modern usage, though my chick friends hate it. That, and "fundament" for butt.

I'm on board. me loves me some "quim and fundament."
 
2009-04-14 03:16:15 PM
never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and does not die
 
2009-04-14 03:17:06 PM
TehBoognish: Bonanza Jellybean: I also trying to bring "quim" back into modern usage, though my chick friends hate it. That, and "fundament" for butt.

I'm on board. me loves me some "quim and fundament."


never heard "fundament" but quim is spectacular. as is the ever popular
"trim"
 
2009-04-14 03:17:10 PM
The submitter deserves a prize for his headline!
 
2009-04-14 03:17:21 PM
turtleking: never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and does not die

Mr. Garrison from 1999 called, he wants that joke and Mr. Slave back.

/Jeethus Chritht!
 
2009-04-14 03:17:32 PM
 
2009-04-14 03:20:03 PM
mofomisfit: turtleking: never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and does not die

Mr. Garrison from 1999 called, he wants that joke and Mr. Slave back.

/Jeethus Chritht!


youngling that joke was old the first time i heard it back in 5th grade (1980)
 
2009-04-14 03:21:46 PM
turtleking: never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and does not die

HAHAHAHA! Oh, MAN! That one never gets old!

/Oh, wait... yes it does.
 
2009-04-14 03:22:58 PM
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the biatch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
 
2009-04-14 03:24:07 PM
turtleking: mofomisfit: turtleking: never trust something that bleeds for 5 days and does not die

Mr. Garrison from 1999 called, he wants that joke and Mr. Slave back.

/Jeethus Chritht!

youngling that joke was old the first time i heard it back in 5th grade (1980)


Oh thanks, now I'm going to get murdered by Darth Vader. Nice.
 
2009-04-14 03:25:50 PM
Nice Subby
www.xsltblog.com

/Shameless hotlinker
 
2009-04-14 03:30:14 PM
Six Canadian teenage girls in Winnipeg, Manitoba, were facing charges Tuesday for an attempted robbery and hatchet attack on a woman walking to work.

Goddamn canucks. What savage beasts they are. Uncivilized!
 
2009-04-14 03:33:00 PM
Lizzy Bordon would approve of their shenanigans.
 
2009-04-14 03:35:39 PM
silentneep:
Judas Cradle?


I think I was looking for the Wooden Pony, but I wouldn't have gotten anywhere without your help.
 
2009-04-14 03:37:48 PM
I rather enjoyed the "What a hatchet might look like" picture in the article. But then I noticed this link below it:

"Man accused of ramming, raping girlfriend".

\Redundancy?
 
2009-04-14 03:37:55 PM
*reads the headline*

In YOUR endo?
 
2009-04-14 03:40:46 PM
www.upi.com

What a hatchet may look like.
 
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