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(Some Guy)   Any Farkers in the Dayton, Ohio area are asked to be on the lookout for Vampire Prince Michael Rain, with a bite on his neck   ( ) divider line 197
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2003-02-07 04:28:11 PM  
I knew there was a reason to wear my garlic necklace today.
2003-02-07 05:24:07 PM  
THe mayor should get out the Blade signal
2003-02-07 05:33:22 PM  
That dude looks like Slayerswine.

I think.

2003-02-07 05:33:38 PM  
Witty vampire related remark.
2003-02-07 05:33:42 PM  
This is especially amusing if you don't live in Dayton, Ohio.
2003-02-07 05:33:48 PM  
Cliff Yablonsky will find him.
2003-02-07 05:34:29 PM  
Prince Michael Jackson? Sex offender? I think they are confusing the dad and son. Oh wait...this is a different Prince Michael.
2003-02-07 05:36:35 PM  
The Vampire Prince is no match for the sawed-off shotgun and Torpor beasts. That's what he gets for trespassing on Clan Gangrel's turf, sucka-foo.
2003-02-07 05:36:42 PM  
I pay 5 bucks a month for this.
2003-02-07 05:36:55 PM  
I'd hit it
2003-02-07 05:37:05 PM  
He's not even a pureblood! His bite marks are tattooed! He will never join our ranks; he is a wannabe.
2003-02-07 05:37:14 PM  
How many farkers from Dayton? Any from Kettering?
2003-02-07 05:37:22 PM  
He's now the Vampire Formerly Known as "Prince" Michael Rain
2003-02-07 05:37:40 PM  
Where can I get my cool gothic name?
2003-02-07 05:38:14 PM  
Note - He may answer to:
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2003-02-07 05:38:30 PM  
Yes, I bought a box (carton, actually) of those crappy CCG cards. I had fun for a while until I realized anyone who thinks or wants to think that they are a vampire is just an idiot in disguise. Ergo, pretty much any fan of any White Wolf game is an idiot.

Now Werewolves, on the other hand, are too cool for school.
2003-02-07 05:38:52 PM  
Wow. He failed to verify his address - GET 'EM BOYS!

2003-02-07 05:39:53 PM  
You just don't get it: he could be living in any Ohio area! No dairy cow is safe!
2003-02-07 05:43:31 PM  
Is this the reason for the orange alert?
2003-02-07 05:43:54 PM  
Woefully conservative Indiana will shoot at him with its collective weaponry and then pelt what remains with beer containers. Vampires? This state would probably make vampires cry like ugly little schoolchildren who were locked in the closet by teacher and wet their nasty little pants. Actually, I just needed an excuse to rant. Complete.
2003-02-07 05:45:01 PM  
"Vampire Prince," huh? I think I went to law school with him.
2003-02-07 05:47:14 PM  
Vampire prince? Oookay...

I hope you realize just how retarded that sounds FifthColumn. You say "pretty much any fan of any White Wolf game is an idiot" yet Werewolves are "are too cool for school".
Let see. Werewolf= A white wolf game. Fans of white wolf= idiots. So therefore, FifthColumn= idiot.

Would you like some Grey Poupon with that foot?
2003-02-07 05:48:56 PM  
WHIO, WHIO, WHIO, would you ever go to Ohio?
2003-02-07 05:50:08 PM  
I think I had some of his wine once. Pretty good stuff.

Is this the guy?
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2003-02-07 05:50:29 PM  
This guy reminds me of a kid I went to high school with. He was really unstable. After high school, I would see him around town dressed like something out of Highlander 9: Let It Go, Already. Cavaricci clothes, blow-dried Ponytail/Mullet combo, trenchcoat, cape....oh, and a REAL FCUKING SWORD. He kept it in its scabbard, attached to his belt, but nonetheless, it was real, and sharp. So you guessed it, no one ever said SH|T to the guy. I wonder how he got away with it. I guess its not illegal, otherwise the local pig patrol would have done something. I worried about the guy, I mean, what happens when one day you wake up, and you're thirty, living in the 'burbs, in your mom's basement, and you've spent the whole of your life inside your head. I guess you go nuts and get put on some sex offender list.
2003-02-07 05:51:18 PM  
FifthColumn, what self-respecting Gangrel would live in Ohio?

And, uh, wouldn't fans of the Werewolf game (I'm assuming you're talking about the game since you capitalized and italicized it) also be fans of White Wolf and therefore be an idiot?

"Tattooed" bite marks. There's away around the Masquerade...

It's been two years since I've role played but I still think this. I obviously have not been reading my Chick tracts well enough.
2003-02-07 05:51:19 PM  
Sky_orange: Not all of Indiana is conservative. We also have Libertarians, and even some liberal commies. You live in Indianapolis, huh? You don't like it here?

Stupid article, though.
2003-02-07 05:52:19 PM  
As a resident of the Dayton area, I can say that Dayton is the hellhole of the Earth.
2003-02-07 05:53:30 PM  
Well, if he ever comes to Wright State University here in Dayton, I'll kick his ass =)
2003-02-07 05:53:50 PM  
Farkers have clicked on the above link 666 times

I rolled my eyes at this, and then realized I have a headache. See, Fark is useful!

Antialias: Not all of Indiana is conservative. We also have Libertarians, and even some liberal commies.

It's not? Oh yeah, the Libertarians that got me on their mailing list. Where are the liberal commies outside of college campuses? That's the only place I've seen 'em.
2003-02-07 05:54:16 PM  
Jesus8mydingdong - Nice bio. You sure your post isn't autobiographical?
2003-02-07 05:54:30 PM  
There are lots of non-conservative Indiana residents, I am just referring to the result of said Vampire wandering into say Eagletown, Noblesville, perhaps Speed, Indiana. Places where America is the way America is thought of popularly (here). American Cars, American Beer, would kill communists or terrorists at the drop of a hat.
2003-02-07 05:55:32 PM  
I should know better than to talk about the guy on Fark. I mean, if I was going to run into the guy, chances are it would be in here.
2003-02-07 05:56:22 PM  
When asked how they felt about the warrant, the Goth community replied, "Angst-ridden."
2003-02-07 05:57:48 PM  
I saw a vampire at the Grocery Store (Marsh) in Noblesville visiting the then was hilarious because everyone there went into collective denial as to his presence. I almost wanted to ask him about how different people reacted, but that would just encourage him.
2003-02-07 05:59:41 PM  
Someone called a bloodhunt down on his ass.

Get some stakes and the shotgun with the dragon's breath rounds, we've going lick hunting tonight.
2003-02-07 06:00:11 PM  
Wow. Not amusing, being as i live in columbus. ill lay out my cross tonight.holler
2003-02-07 06:03:30 PM  
I went to school at UD. So is this guys full name Vampire Prince Michael or is that just what the papers call him?
2003-02-07 06:04:08 PM  
They'd better call out the big guns...

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2003-02-07 06:05:16 PM  
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I'm from Cincinnati. Must be a hellmouth around here somewhere.
2003-02-07 06:05:36 PM  
Too funny! There was also a story on CBS News today about some country in Africa that claims to have a vampire problem -- actually, that reminds me, I want to post the link. D'ya reckon he escaped from Malawi?
2003-02-07 06:06:03 PM  
first name = vampire

you have lost the game.
play again soon!
(no one cares)
2003-02-07 06:07:05 PM  
he looked like a very, very pale malawian, yes. We should catch and deport him, making sure they know his name.
2003-02-07 06:07:08 PM  
maybe he can help
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2003-02-07 06:07:12 PM  
Sky_orange you don't leave enough info to stalk you by. I'm not a vampire, but was hoping to at least find an email or something...

(Bipolar in Bloomington.. wow, that sounds like a cheesy advice column name.)
2003-02-07 06:07:48 PM  
Is that his name or what?
2003-02-07 06:08:09 PM  
or maybe him
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2003-02-07 06:09:56 PM  
apologies, apologies, I as a rule give out too little information to be stalked by. I am a bad target to stalk, anyway, I pay too much attention.
2003-02-07 06:10:00 PM  
he looked like a very, very pale malawian, yes.

Maybe he just hasn't had enough to eat lately . . . Dayton's kind of a bloodless place.
2003-02-07 06:11:31 PM  
FifthColumn, you've been selected as my "Personal Hero of the Day."

That Rain guy is Malkavian. It's the look in the eyes that gives it away, and his "Sex Offender" status. Don't be surprised if we see some photos of him later in the "Obfuscate Pose."

Yeah, I'm a dork.
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