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(mirror.co.uk)   Woman sues bank for ruining her sex life by repossessing her house   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 20
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4814 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2003 at 8:32 PM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2003-02-07 04:15:09 PM
Underpant gnomes surrender

/read the article
 
2003-02-07 04:22:14 PM
Adjust your demographics when vertically mobile to remain successfully busy. Shag the homeless and no need to fight over who's belongings are at who's house.
 
2003-02-07 04:37:45 PM
Shall I then sue local car dealers because I don't have a enough of a car to invite propositions?
 
2003-02-07 04:55:54 PM
Someone repossessed her house?

Was this in Amityville by chance?

[/...gggeeeettttt ooooouuuuuuuttttt....}
 
2003-02-07 05:05:36 PM
'the bank ... eventually repossessed it and sold it at auction for less than it was worth. She is seeking damages to make up the price difference.'


As a recovering banker I know this is business as usual. Repo or forclose something, sell it to a client/buddy/insider, sue the poor dumb smuck for the difference.
 
2003-02-07 08:47:26 PM
I'm suing every woman who has ever rejected my advances, for hindering my GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to have a healthy sex life.
 
2003-02-07 08:48:38 PM
Personal financial responsibility surrenders? At least she can't say that 'the pursuit of happiness' is an unalienable right...
 
2003-02-07 08:50:59 PM
Class-action. I'll join your suit, MrBojangles. Holy crap I have a lot of suits to file!
 
2003-02-07 08:54:56 PM
hehehe.. All your houses are belong to us!!


/banker
 
2003-02-07 08:57:54 PM
Stupid litigation: Not just for Americans anymore.
 
2003-02-07 09:02:48 PM
Repossessed? So the bank just showed up in the middle of the night and towed away her house?

Methinks the bank foreclosed on her house.
 
2003-02-07 09:08:14 PM
I heard this joke once:

I like goin out with homeless chicks, cuz after a date I can just drop her off anywhere.

/ba-da ching
 
2003-02-07 09:32:09 PM
Maybe she should lower her standards.. i'm sure there are a few homeless guys that'll sleep with anyone...

i mean.. think about it..

no sex.. living under a bridge
to
4 walls, a roof and sex...
 
2003-02-07 09:42:08 PM
Ain't read the story yet, but my guess would be that yes, not having a place to have the shecks makes having it hard. What with it being illegale to fuxxor on an open street and all...
Go to the guts place then.
 
2003-02-07 09:47:16 PM
If she wins, can I then sue her for destroying my faith in civil justice?
 
2003-02-07 09:49:10 PM
GIS for "tough luck biatch" (without the 'a'):

 
2003-02-07 09:55:39 PM
"As a recovering banker I know this is business as usual. Repo or forclose something, sell it to a client/buddy/insider, sue the poor dumb smuck for the difference."

Well I'm NOT a recovering banker, but wouldn't it make more sense to sell it for the highest value possible when you consider the person you're foreclosing on doesn't have squat to pay in the first place?
 
2003-02-07 11:23:07 PM
 
2003-02-07 11:25:40 PM
bah bah black sheep
 
2003-02-07 11:31:43 PM
hahahhahahhahahahahhaha
 
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