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		Wild Turkey crashes family's Easter dinner, marking just the latest time that Wild Turkey has played a role in destroying a family get-together (upi.com)		24
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albo		2009-04-13 03:52:28 PM

me likey, subby
+1

BKITU		2009-04-13 04:23:19 PM

I hereby present drunkmitter with a bouquet of Four Roses.

/+1

40below		2009-04-13 04:26:42 PM

albo: me likey, subby
+1

*swoons at the honor* ;-)

Geologist		2009-04-13 05:19:24 PM

Me and my brother Johnny Walker were just discussing this article over a soda with my Old Grand-Dad.

steelpeg		2009-04-13 05:56:44 PM

AHHHH, Good times!!!

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/+1½ Subby!!

CygnusDarius		2009-04-13 06:44:19 PM

What about Grey Goose?

FunkOut		2009-04-13 06:45:07 PM

I bet those assholes Jack Daniels and Jim Beam were chasing the damn thing.

SilverOak		2009-04-13 06:45:32 PM

I'm from Lawrenceburg, getting kick, etc etc.

johnny_vegas		2009-04-13 06:47:50 PM

Wild Turkey crashes family's Easter dinner, Makers Marking just the latest time that Wild Turkey has played a role in destroying a family get-together

/Jeremiah Weed

synep		2009-04-13 06:51:32 PM

Oldiron_79		2009-04-13 07:05:31 PM

Nah, low brow cheap alkies drink Early Times.

Early Times is to whiskey what Thunderbird is to wine.

Tanukis_Parachute		2009-04-13 07:14:23 PM

i like rare breed. good stuff.

limboslam		2009-04-13 07:15:36 PM

-Reporter on the scene.

BKITU		2009-04-13 07:18:22 PM

Oldiron_79: Nah, low brow cheap alkies drink Early Times.

Early Times is to whiskey what Thunderbird is to wine.

What does that make Scoresby, then?

remus		2009-04-13 07:27:06 PM

Ahh, many the time I've drank a friend under the table after I pulled out the Wild Turkey..

Outshined_One		2009-04-13 07:34:26 PM

+1, subby.

/I lolled.

The Hutt		2009-04-13 07:40:33 PM

True comedy is the turkey shaped hole in the family room window.

www.ottawasun.com

The 'Ottawa Sun' is there...

spyderqueen		2009-04-13 07:40:56 PM

In my family this would have led to a race to be the first person to say "I don't think you cooked it long enough."

Fubegra		2009-04-13 09:15:48 PM

They're lucky their Old Grand-Dad didn't crash the dinner too!

Dennis_Moore		2009-04-13 09:24:05 PM

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!! YOU DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY!

jimjazz		2009-04-13 09:58:39 PM

Was that wrong?

LEFTofRIGHT		2009-04-13 10:11:19 PM

It's not the actual consumption of Wild Turkey that ruins a family gathering it's inherent mental inbalances that are present in one who drinks bourbon in the first place (;P....full body grimace)

Fooshards		2009-04-13 10:44:20 PM

Mmm. I love me my turkey. Gonna go pour a big ol glass now.

/Bourbon addict

kling_klang_bed		2009-04-14 06:26:05 AM

Or as my friend once said "whatcha gonna do when the Turkey runs wild on you?!?!".

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