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(Some Guy)		30-year old woman used drugs and booze to lure male and female teenagers into having sex. Mugshot proves that cocaine is a helluva drug as it enhances beer goggles (katu.com)		107
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sithon		2009-04-11 02:59:38 AM

I would need a beer blindfold to do that.

RobertBruce		2009-04-11 03:15:40 AM

I saw a turtle.

cerote		2009-04-11 03:15:50 AM

sithon: I would need a beer blindfold to do that.

C'mon man, how many times have you had a chick in a wheelchair offer it up to you? This could be your only chance for wheelchair sex!

Broadcastdave		2009-04-11 03:28:45 AM

cerote: sithon: I would need a beer blindfold to do that.

C'mon man, how many times have you had a chick in a wheelchair offer it up to you? This could be your only chance for wheelchair sex!

several times...

/army vet

bobbette		2009-04-11 03:44:24 AM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn. I have no words.

Look, not all bisexual drug addicts with a serious case of crazy and a stack of legal issues look like that. Some of them look like Lindsay Lohan.

mike965		2009-04-11 03:46:21 AM

OMG ! There isn't enough drugs in the world. I considered slamming my fingers in a car door to get hydro's before but I draw the line when it comes to permanently damaging my self-respect.

Occam's Chainsaw		2009-04-11 04:02:25 AM

Police say Jennifer Lynn Wills, 30, befriended 15- and 17-year-old boys and girls in the area, gave them pot and booze, and then sexually abused them.

15? Fine. 17? Fine. 16? Hell no!

Otto's_Jacket		2009-04-11 04:12:31 AM

RobertBruce: I saw a turtle.

No, that was Kenny Chesney without a hat on. This is something completely different.

calbert		2009-04-11 04:13:28 AM

/oblig

2xhelix		2009-04-11 06:14:05 AM

It's Jaba the slut.

Cerebral Ballsy		2009-04-11 07:33:21 AM

That's a man, baby.

ubertwit		2009-04-11 07:34:02 AM

it looks more like 50.

scamp-dun-emer		2009-04-11 07:34:13 AM

Hooly coo! I ~~think~~ know I'd OD first!

MmmmBacon		2009-04-11 07:36:05 AM

I saw the KATU symbol (our local ABC TV affiliate), and thought to myself "Gresham or Salem?". Well, no surprise, it was option #1, although I wouldn't have been surprised if it turned out to be in Incesticada or The Couv, either.

/Lives in Salem, OR
//Not proud of it.

kxs401		2009-04-11 07:36:07 AM

You know how driving while drunk is a crime? I think that sexual assault while hideous should be a more serious crime than plain old sexual assault.

Maddogjew		2009-04-11 07:36:32 AM

Damn, that's the roughest looking 30-year old I've ever seen. I'm 4 years older than her, yet she looks older than my mother.

Merltech		2009-04-11 07:36:44 AM

ubertwit: it looks more like 50.

She looks like one of the ladies on the faces of crack pics. Except crack looks to make people skinny...

legrandbatard		2009-04-11 07:37:02 AM

oh, man. wow. that's gotta be a lot of coke.

kbarham		2009-04-11 07:37:03 AM

Did she whisper sweet Huttese into their ears?

/unbelievable

some_beer_drinker		2009-04-11 07:38:17 AM

there is no amount of booze that would make me able to do that. kill it with fire.

Richard M Nixon		2009-04-11 07:38:31 AM

She must have CIA stash.

AlwaysRightBoy		2009-04-11 07:39:05 AM

God, it's 7:06 in the morning and I need a drink after that.
/thank god for weekends

legrandbatard		2009-04-11 07:40:53 AM

some_beer_drinker: there is no amount of booze that would make me able to do that. kill it with fire.

I'll buy you a 5 cases of patron silver if you hit it. that's a lot of high quality liquor to forget what had happened once....

/just mail me the receipt

Freak		2009-04-11 07:42:52 AM

The picture loaded for me 56k style and all I saw at first was her forehead and I knew right then that the goggles - they would do nothing.

remus		2009-04-11 07:43:31 AM

So, I guess these boys are "scared straight" by now? I have to believe that, you do a few hits, do that, the drugs wear off, you see what you did... you either kill yourself, or never, ever take another drug evar again.

glave27		2009-04-11 07:46:58 AM

remus: So, I guess these boys are "scared straight" by now? I have to believe that, you do a few hits, do that, the drugs wear off, you see what you did... you either kill yourself, or never, ever take another drug evar again.

Scared straight? They may be "scared gay" after that.

lajimi		2009-04-11 07:51:03 AM

That'll teach you teen boys NOT to be walking Viagra farms.

remus		2009-04-11 07:51:29 AM

glave27: remus: So, I guess these boys are "scared straight" by now? I have to believe that, you do a few hits, do that, the drugs wear off, you see what you did... you either kill yourself, or never, ever take another drug evar again.

Scared straight? They may be "scared gay" after that.

Well, at least they'd be the best dressed guys in school, they'd have that going for them.

spunkski		2009-04-11 07:51:30 AM

Not to Jack,(thread)
but glance at the story in the sidebar about the Navy SEAL.
Lucky police got them first.

/nephew SEAL (ret)
// as good a man as soldier.
///my nephew can beat up your nephew.

This Amp Goes To 11		2009-04-11 07:52:11 AM

/hotlinked for the lolz

Jujubunnie		2009-04-11 07:52:22 AM

dstanley		2009-04-11 07:57:42 AM

Just tryin' to help.

hej		2009-04-11 08:02:06 AM

33 replies and not one single picture of Jabba the Hutt? You Farkers are really slipping up.

aschrillo		2009-04-11 08:03:16 AM

Whoa! Get in me belly!

jrodtheterrible		2009-04-11 08:04:10 AM

I cut off my penis and threw it out a window just now. If that is classified as a woman, then I am done. It's over, Johnny. IT'S OVER!

Ashtrey		2009-04-11 08:08:56 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: God, it's 7:06 in the morning and I need a drink after that.
/thank god for weekends

Lucky you, I'm killing time before work! Just got a call to come in on my day off..... I just went to sleep about 5 hours ago sonsabiatches.

Oh well, my fault for working at a place that opens on weekends. And for DDing on titty bar night.

remus		2009-04-11 08:16:51 AM

Ashtrey: Lucky you, I'm killing time before work! Just got a call to come in on my day off..... I just went to sleep about 5 hours ago sonsabiatches.

Oh well, my fault for working at a place that opens on weekends. And for DDing on titty bar night.

The trick is, don't answer the phone; always check the caller ID and just let it ring if it's work. duh!

SuperCatBarf		2009-04-11 08:20:17 AM

As a former resident of Gresham, I'm getting a typical-for-the-area un-boner...

castufari		2009-04-11 08:21:16 AM

Abused them? It looks like she ate them.

/keeps thinking of Phil Collins from Trailer Park Boys
//"Philadelphia? It looks like he ate Philadelphia"

detfrost1		2009-04-11 08:22:25 AM

Vomits

remus		2009-04-11 08:22:26 AM

SuperCatBarf: As a former resident of Gresham, I'm getting a typical-for-the-area un-boner...

Might I suggest, if that is "typical-for-the-area", you consider moving. Seriously. MOVE!

AlwaysRightBoy		2009-04-11 08:23:00 AM

Ashtrey: AlwaysRightBoy: God, it's 7:06 in the morning and I need a drink after that.
/thank god for weekends

Lucky you, I'm killing time before work! Just got a call to come in on my day off..... I just went to sleep about 5 hours ago sonsabiatches.

Oh well, my fault for working at a place that opens on weekends. And for DDing on titty bar night.

sucks to be you, if it makes you feel any better I have to drive 3.5 hours tomorrow to the in-laws to have a losey dinner and listen to kooky rightwing fundies alllllllllll day long.
/and then drive home......looking for a truck with strong headlights.

tin_man		2009-04-11 08:23:38 AM

2xhelix: It's Jaba the slut.

perfect

Soumac		2009-04-11 08:24:04 AM

I have someone who would like to subscribe to her news letter.
Ack Ack

/hot wheels!

H31N0US		2009-04-11 08:28:19 AM

Damn that was a hard 30 years.

hurdygurdy27		2009-04-11 08:35:06 AM

All I saw was a picture of Larry Flynt. Where is this 'she' of which you speak?

Elbow_Of_Justice		2009-04-11 08:40:10 AM

Kids... seriously... don't do drugs.

Or this shiate will happen to you.

black_knight		2009-04-11 08:44:04 AM

Jamieboy		2009-04-11 08:51:48 AM

She's ugly, in a wheel chair, and wants/needs sex. I see nothing wrong with that. Giving kids drugs to service you is not such a good idea. Why the hell didn't she just hire a pro? I hear it's real easy and they make house calls, and I'm sure it would have cost a hell of a lot less than she is going to pay for drugging teens.