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(Some Guy)   30-year old woman used drugs and booze to lure male and female teenagers into having sex. Mugshot proves that cocaine is a helluva drug as it enhances beer goggles   (katu.com) divider line 107
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2009-04-11 02:59:38 AM
I would need a beer blindfold to do that.
 
2009-04-11 03:15:40 AM
I saw a turtle.
 
2009-04-11 03:15:50 AM
sithon: I would need a beer blindfold to do that.

C'mon man, how many times have you had a chick in a wheelchair offer it up to you? This could be your only chance for wheelchair sex!
 
2009-04-11 03:28:45 AM
cerote: sithon: I would need a beer blindfold to do that.

C'mon man, how many times have you had a chick in a wheelchair offer it up to you? This could be your only chance for wheelchair sex!


several times...

/army vet
 
2009-04-11 03:44:24 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn. I have no words.

Look, not all bisexual drug addicts with a serious case of crazy and a stack of legal issues look like that. Some of them look like Lindsay Lohan.
 
2009-04-11 03:46:21 AM
OMG ! There isn't enough drugs in the world. I considered slamming my fingers in a car door to get hydro's before but I draw the line when it comes to permanently damaging my self-respect.
 
2009-04-11 04:02:25 AM
Police say Jennifer Lynn Wills, 30, befriended 15- and 17-year-old boys and girls in the area, gave them pot and booze, and then sexually abused them.

15? Fine. 17? Fine. 16? Hell no!
 
2009-04-11 04:12:31 AM
RobertBruce: I saw a turtle.



No, that was Kenny Chesney without a hat on. This is something completely different.
 
2009-04-11 04:13:28 AM
s33.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2009-04-11 06:14:05 AM
It's Jaba the slut.
 
2009-04-11 07:33:21 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

That's a man, baby.
 
2009-04-11 07:34:02 AM
it looks more like 50.
 
2009-04-11 07:34:13 AM
Hooly coo! I think know I'd OD first!
 
2009-04-11 07:36:05 AM
I saw the KATU symbol (our local ABC TV affiliate), and thought to myself "Gresham or Salem?". Well, no surprise, it was option #1, although I wouldn't have been surprised if it turned out to be in Incesticada or The Couv, either.

/Lives in Salem, OR
//Not proud of it.
 
2009-04-11 07:36:07 AM
You know how driving while drunk is a crime? I think that sexual assault while hideous should be a more serious crime than plain old sexual assault.
 
2009-04-11 07:36:32 AM
Damn, that's the roughest looking 30-year old I've ever seen. I'm 4 years older than her, yet she looks older than my mother.
 
2009-04-11 07:36:44 AM
ubertwit: it looks more like 50.

She looks like one of the ladies on the faces of crack pics. Except crack looks to make people skinny...
 
2009-04-11 07:37:02 AM
oh, man. wow. that's gotta be a lot of coke.
 
2009-04-11 07:37:03 AM
Did she whisper sweet Huttese into their ears?

/unbelievable
 
2009-04-11 07:38:17 AM
there is no amount of booze that would make me able to do that. kill it with fire.
 
2009-04-11 07:38:31 AM
She must have CIA stash.
 
2009-04-11 07:39:05 AM
God, it's 7:06 in the morning and I need a drink after that.
/thank god for weekends
 
2009-04-11 07:40:53 AM
some_beer_drinker: there is no amount of booze that would make me able to do that. kill it with fire.

I'll buy you a 5 cases of patron silver if you hit it. that's a lot of high quality liquor to forget what had happened once....

/just mail me the receipt
 
2009-04-11 07:42:52 AM
The picture loaded for me 56k style and all I saw at first was her forehead and I knew right then that the goggles - they would do nothing.
 
2009-04-11 07:43:31 AM
So, I guess these boys are "scared straight" by now? I have to believe that, you do a few hits, do that, the drugs wear off, you see what you did... you either kill yourself, or never, ever take another drug evar again.
 
2009-04-11 07:46:58 AM
remus: So, I guess these boys are "scared straight" by now? I have to believe that, you do a few hits, do that, the drugs wear off, you see what you did... you either kill yourself, or never, ever take another drug evar again.

Scared straight? They may be "scared gay" after that.
 
2009-04-11 07:51:03 AM
That'll teach you teen boys NOT to be walking Viagra farms.
 
2009-04-11 07:51:29 AM
glave27: remus: So, I guess these boys are "scared straight" by now? I have to believe that, you do a few hits, do that, the drugs wear off, you see what you did... you either kill yourself, or never, ever take another drug evar again.

Scared straight? They may be "scared gay" after that.


Well, at least they'd be the best dressed guys in school, they'd have that going for them.
 
2009-04-11 07:51:30 AM
Not to Jack,(thread)
but glance at the story in the sidebar about the Navy SEAL.
Lucky police got them first.

/nephew SEAL (ret)
// as good a man as soldier.
///my nephew can beat up your nephew.
 
2009-04-11 07:52:11 AM
/hotlinked for the lolz
 
2009-04-11 07:52:22 AM
planetrobot.net
 
2009-04-11 07:57:42 AM
news.mywebpal.com

Just tryin' to help.
 
hej
2009-04-11 08:02:06 AM
33 replies and not one single picture of Jabba the Hutt? You Farkers are really slipping up.
 
2009-04-11 08:03:16 AM
Whoa! Get in me belly!
 
2009-04-11 08:04:10 AM
I cut off my penis and threw it out a window just now. If that is classified as a woman, then I am done. It's over, Johnny. IT'S OVER!
 
2009-04-11 08:08:56 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: God, it's 7:06 in the morning and I need a drink after that.
/thank god for weekends


Lucky you, I'm killing time before work! Just got a call to come in on my day off..... I just went to sleep about 5 hours ago sonsabiatches.

Oh well, my fault for working at a place that opens on weekends. And for DDing on titty bar night.
 
2009-04-11 08:16:51 AM
Ashtrey: Lucky you, I'm killing time before work! Just got a call to come in on my day off..... I just went to sleep about 5 hours ago sonsabiatches.

Oh well, my fault for working at a place that opens on weekends. And for DDing on titty bar night.


The trick is, don't answer the phone; always check the caller ID and just let it ring if it's work. duh!
 
2009-04-11 08:20:17 AM
As a former resident of Gresham, I'm getting a typical-for-the-area un-boner...
 
2009-04-11 08:21:16 AM
Abused them? It looks like she ate them.

/keeps thinking of Phil Collins from Trailer Park Boys
//"Philadelphia? It looks like he ate Philadelphia"
 
2009-04-11 08:22:25 AM
Vomits
 
2009-04-11 08:22:26 AM
SuperCatBarf: As a former resident of Gresham, I'm getting a typical-for-the-area un-boner...

Might I suggest, if that is "typical-for-the-area", you consider moving. Seriously. MOVE!
 
2009-04-11 08:23:00 AM
Ashtrey: AlwaysRightBoy: God, it's 7:06 in the morning and I need a drink after that.
/thank god for weekends

Lucky you, I'm killing time before work! Just got a call to come in on my day off..... I just went to sleep about 5 hours ago sonsabiatches.

Oh well, my fault for working at a place that opens on weekends. And for DDing on titty bar night.


sucks to be you, if it makes you feel any better I have to drive 3.5 hours tomorrow to the in-laws to have a losey dinner and listen to kooky rightwing fundies alllllllllll day long.
/and then drive home......looking for a truck with strong headlights.
 
2009-04-11 08:23:38 AM
2xhelix: It's Jaba the slut.

perfect
 
2009-04-11 08:24:04 AM
www.etm.me

I have someone who would like to subscribe to her news letter.
Ack Ack

/hot wheels!
 
2009-04-11 08:28:19 AM
Damn that was a hard 30 years.
 
2009-04-11 08:35:06 AM
All I saw was a picture of Larry Flynt. Where is this 'she' of which you speak?
 
2009-04-11 08:40:10 AM
Kids... seriously... don't do drugs.

Or this shiate will happen to you.
 
2009-04-11 08:44:04 AM
i123.photobucket.com
 
2009-04-11 08:51:48 AM
She's ugly, in a wheel chair, and wants/needs sex. I see nothing wrong with that. Giving kids drugs to service you is not such a good idea. Why the hell didn't she just hire a pro? I hear it's real easy and they make house calls, and I'm sure it would have cost a hell of a lot less than she is going to pay for drugging teens.
 
2009-04-11 08:52:25 AM
cerote: sithon: I would need a beer blindfold to do that.

C'mon man, how many times have you had a chick in a wheelchair offer it up to you? This could be your only chance for wheelchair sex!


Do ya think it might smell just a little bit, do ya?
 
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