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(Some Guy)   How to give your sweet little kitty cat a pill   ( divider line
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14588 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2003 at 8:14 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-02-07 08:17:28 AM  
its not that hard
2003-02-07 08:17:56 AM  
unless the description says 'ha! good luck, that's damn near impossible' then it's all damned lies
2003-02-07 08:18:22 AM  
They forgot, 'beat it into sumission with a wiffle ball bat'
2003-02-07 08:19:35 AM  
ok BGN, RTFA before commenting, or at least notice the 'amusing' tag
2003-02-07 08:20:35 AM  
yawning cat + slingshot
put the pill in a piece of turkey
why is the cat on the pill anyway? is this right?
2003-02-07 08:21:59 AM  
feed pill to mouse, let mouse out in front of cat. hilarity ensues
2003-02-07 08:26:46 AM  
As a fellow cat owner, I must say that this is damn near impossible. You'd need a tranq' first.
2003-02-07 08:28:24 AM  
This is the reason why my 17 year old cat has never been sick yet. He never will get sick either.....he will just eventually leave one day and not come back.
2003-02-07 08:28:32 AM  
tranq....for the cat or the owner?
2003-02-07 08:30:54 AM  
JoeLLama both
2003-02-07 08:32:15 AM  
if i get this *&$^%! email one more time i'm gonna kill someone.
if you're sending it to people do everyone a freakin' favor and please stop.

2003-02-07 08:35:34 AM  
Sounds about right. Mine shred after step one, though.
2003-02-07 08:36:03 AM  
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
2003-02-07 08:37:42 AM  
the main page has some other pretty good cat links. including the streaming video of the super bowl cat herding commercial
2003-02-07 08:37:48 AM  
Alternatively: mash up pill with some cat food; smear your rancid helmet with said cat food. Believe me, it's a win/win situation.
2003-02-07 08:37:54 AM  
Air injector. No muss. No fuss.
2003-02-07 08:37:57 AM  
I thought it was pretty funny. This one is better.

Wonder how long it will be before some asshat animal lovers start screaming and crying because he said to throw Fifi in the crapper.
2003-02-07 08:38:13 AM  
Yes, but at the end it should say:

How to Give Your Dog a Pill

Wrap it in Bacon.
2003-02-07 08:39:01 AM  
Purple_Jack, wtf is a rancid helmet???????
2003-02-07 08:40:08 AM  
Banal, desperate post...but anyway, would this work?
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2003-02-07 08:41:39 AM  
LOL so what sicko wanted their cat to go on the Pill?

To get a cat to take a pill, according to a vet: Tilt the cat's head up so that she can't close her mouth, pop in the pill, and gently rub her throat in a downward direction (this produces involuntary swallowing).

/not a vet, but used to go visit one and watch her make cats swallow pills
2003-02-07 08:42:36 AM  
See if you can get it in liquid form.
It's much easier.
2003-02-07 08:44:40 AM  
I meant submission, not post. My post ROX!!!
2003-02-07 08:45:29 AM  
Re: Cat Bathing.

We have a Veterinary School in the town that I live in. Twice a year they offer to bathe your pet for free; dog or cat, doesn't matter. I offered to pay just to watch the vet students bathe the cats! It was usually a 3:1 ratio (vets students vs. kitty).

Cheap entertainment at it's finest!
2003-02-07 08:48:02 AM  
The King of Toast

A helmet (or Jerry's Helmet) is the purple thing at the end of your dick (from its resemblance to German soldiers' headwear during WWII).

Mine just happens to be of the rancid, dripping variety.
2003-02-07 08:49:06 AM  
I pill my cat by wrapping the pill in some sort of treat. Feed the cat some morsels by hand without the pill first, since they are suspicious at first. Then when she is about biting off my finger for each chunk, slip the one with the pill in there.

It helps to starve the cat first...
2003-02-07 08:49:57 AM  
it's not rocket science. my cat gets two pills each and every day and it takes about 0.3 seconds a time. you open their mouth and throw the pill in the back of the throat. no need for throat rubbing.

still a stupid submission.
2003-02-07 08:50:28 AM  
Nearly as funny as this....
2003-02-07 08:50:52 AM  
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2003-02-07 08:51:01 AM  
if you stick your finger in the cats butt it will freeze. it won't move. just stick your finger in its rear and feed it the pill. proven method. after the cat eats the pill you can go and kill its kittens thinking about what you just did. i've tried using other parts of my anatomy but it takes to long to get the zipper down.
2003-02-07 08:51:17 AM  
This works on my current cat, but the cat I had as a kid didn't play ball.

After that vet has stroked his neck and said "there you go, all done" he spat it out.
2003-02-07 08:53:23 AM  
Dont they have pills that work when you shove it up a cat's ass?
2003-02-07 08:54:10 AM  
washing a cat isn't as hard (or pointless) as it seems.. my cats are indoor/outdoor cats.. indoor in the winter, and outdoor in the summmer.. fleas can be kinda nasty sometimes, and you have to give them a flea bath.. some cats will fight you the entire time, some just sit there and cry.. one person to hold it's legs together, and the other to scrub.. there's only been maybe one cat I've ever owned that I couldn't wash.. and the vet refused to see it after trying once himself..
2003-02-07 08:55:07 AM  
The King Of Toast, I burst out laughing while reading that. I also offered to wash the girlfriend's cat for her any time now...
2003-02-07 08:55:18 AM  
Cats rule. They've got humans so well trained. I know they're the ones that have been passing information about me to the authorities, but it doesn't matter, because I don't use my real name! HAHAHAHA!
2003-02-07 08:56:28 AM  
Regarding pill-popping: Some cats are wimps and some cats are downright junkies, but they're all wonderful animals :).

I wish i owned a cat but for some reason college dorms frown on that sorta thing... You guys are d@mn lucky...

/not a dog person
2003-02-07 08:57:55 AM  
I inherited two stupid cats when I got married.
I used to have to give one a pill every day.
It would just puke it up afterwards.

Man I am glad those things are dead.

Yellow labs rule!!!
2003-02-07 08:58:53 AM  
PhastPhrog where ever did you find that? I think it's the crayon drawings that make it soooooo special.
2003-02-07 09:01:05 AM  
Ummmm, well, I was searching for "cat enema" one day and came up with that...

DogFood: Labs are the dumb blondes of the animal world. :-)
2003-02-07 09:02:35 AM  
cats taste like kimche!! yum!! korea is dirty.
2003-02-07 09:04:09 AM  
yeah, labs are just big, dumb, and happy. kind of annoying, really.
terriers rule.
2003-02-07 09:08:16 AM  
Feh. Skip directly to step 15. Cats suck.
2003-02-07 09:09:11 AM  
GIS for "give your cat a pill"...
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Which in fact is from an article ironically called How to give your cat a pill
2003-02-07 09:12:00 AM  
sorry guys but terriers are yapping little ankel biters ya want a real dog....GET A ROTTWEILER
2003-02-07 09:13:26 AM  
There's nothing like a big dog for proving how insecure you are.
2003-02-07 09:14:37 AM  
kimche tastes like rottweilers and terriers too come to think of it.
2003-02-07 09:15:28 AM  
insecure...nah....just get tired of stepping on little dogs..if they would be intelligent enough to get out of the way it would be a different matter...i happen to have a terrier tyvm
2003-02-07 09:18:12 AM  
Yeah, that sounds about right.
2003-02-07 09:20:53 AM  
Somebody should email Strong Bad on how they give The Cheat medicine....
2003-02-07 09:23:49 AM  
then don't get a little terrier. get an airedale. finest creatures on earth.

my 45 lb female wouldn't hesitate to take on a rott if she thought i was in danger. might not win, but she's got that much balls.
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